A Stay-at-home Dad’s Restaurant In An Alternate World (WN)
chapter-1626

Chapter 1626: You Can’t Eat The Roasted Pig’s Eyes If You’re Anxious

Amy’s test-eating had successfully triggered some of the customers who had more extreme tastes to want to try the roasted pig’s eyes as well. Suddenly, many customers started adding one or two skewers of roasted pig’s eyes to their orders.

“Oh my, the little boss is really the best salesperson. Even roasted pig’s eyes can seem so scrumptious.” Gjerj looked at Amy.

“Your Christy’s not bad, either.” Harrison pressed his lips together enviously.

“Hehe. That little fellow can’t eat other things yet, but she’s still super cute. Just looking at her makes me happy,” Gjerj said with a chuckle without even trying to hide his joy.

“Go on and boast about your daughter. Those three little boys you have at home have completely lost your favor.”

“Boys should be more independent, and girls should be doted on,” Gjerj said.

“10 skewers of roasted pig’s eyes and vodka.” Babla waved her hand. A plate of neatly stacked roasted pig’s eyes and a glass of vodka appeared in front of Harrison almost at the same time he heard her voice.

“Thank you,” Harrison said towards the kitchen. He was already very used to having the dishes served without seeing the service staff. How much of an honor was it to have a spatial magic caster serve food to you.

“Even though you can still roughly make out the appearance of an eyeball, the smell of this thing is superb! It’s not exactly like grilled meat, but equally enticing.” Gjerj looked at Harrison’s roasted pig’s eyes, and could not help but reach over as he said, “I’ll try one skewer for you. I’ll return you one later when mine comes.”

“Don’t even think about it. This is the dinner of a lonely man without a wife and daughter. It’s not for sharing.” Harrison quickly pulled the plate to himself, and picked up a skewer of roasted pig’s eyes. He took a good sniff, and indulged himself in its fragrance.

“This smell can heal all wounds,” Harrison praised before biting on a pig’s eye.

The pig’s eye entered his mouth, and it was firm like a swim bladder, moving around in his mouth, and making it difficult for him to bite into it immediately.

Heh, it’s a little mischievous. Harrison raised his brow. He used his tongue and cheeks to finally hold it in place, and he bit right into it after that.

“Ow…”

This bite caused the scalding liquid within the eyeball to squirt out. That moment of heat made the fat on Harrison jiggle. His mouth opened up almost immediately, and the liquid squirted right out onto Gjerj’s face.

“Holy f*ck! You’ve shot all over my face!” Gjerj jumped from his chair as he complained while wiping his face.

“I… I…” Harrison could not speak after being scalded. He felt as though a volcano had erupted in his mouth, and was immediately unhappy.

However, the moment he opened his mouth, the temperature dropped quickly, and his taste buds were no longer in so much pain. He started tasting the freshness as the pain and heat subsided. Harrison’s eyes lit up slowly, and he closed his mouth.

“This taste…” Harrison frowned as he tried to look for words to describe it. The taste was so unusual. It wasn’t like bone broth, nor was it like meat broth. It was slightly thick and sticky, teasing his deeply hurt taste buds like a promiscuous woman.

The most unacceptable part was that his taste buds fell for her trap so easily, and were even tricked into bed.

After greedily sucking on her beautiful juice, Harrison started to try chewing on the remnants of the burst eyeball.

Crunch, crunch.

It was the sound of the cartilage in the eyeball being chewed. The springy texture added joy to the chewing experience, and the occasional surprise that popped out from the eyeball made it even more interesting.

At first, Gjerj thought Harrison had done himself in, but he didn’t expect that the latter would end up being absorbed in chewing after letting out a shriek. From his gradual change in expression, it seemed like he was very satisfied with the food, and was even indulging in its taste.

“This roasted pig’s eye is simply the fusion of angel and devil. First, it erupts in your mouth, then quickly extinguishes the flames before the tastiness blooms, making you fall to your knees willingly,” Harrison complimented.

“Is it that good?” Gjerj was still in disbelief.

“Try it.” Harrison picked up the skewer of roasted pig’s eyes and passed it over. However, before he let go of it, he seriously said, “But you can’t eat it facing me.”

“This… makes one afraid yet dying to try.” Gjerj received the skewer, and hesitated for a while before opening his mouth, and biting on one of the eyeballs.

The firm eyeball brushed against his teeth. When he recalled Harrison’s shriek when he got scalded, Gjerj was a little afraid. However, after hearing his comments, and seeing the little boss’s live mukbang[1], he was itching to give it a try.

The more he thought about it, the more frightened he felt. He furrowed his brows together, and finally, amidst his anticipation and anxiousness, the eyeball finally burst.

The scalding liquid erupted in his mouth. However, after learning from Harrison’s experience, Gjerj did not open his mouth anxiously. Instead, he waited for the frantic explosion to end before he opened his mouth wide to let out the heat as much as possible.

Tears were already glistening in his eyes, and if it weren’t to retain the delicious liquid as much as possible, he would have already spat the scalding pig’s eyes out immediately.

But just as Harrison described, after the heat had subsided, the taste took the limelight, and started wreaking havoc in his mouth.

Gjerj also started indulging in chewing. The more he chewed, the tastier it got.

“This roasted pig’s eye is marvelous. It’s tasty yet painful, but it’s so irresistible.”

“Yeah. Boss Mag is so ruthless. This is so tormenting.”

Harrison and Gjerj commented as they ate the roasted pig’s eyes with tears in their eyes.

After watching the two brothers, the surrounding customers started wondering if they should join in.

“Say… Fatty Uncles, why can’t the two of you wait for the pig’s eyes to cool down a little before eating it?” Amy asked them with a strange expression on her face as she chewed on her pig’s eyes. She was beaming with a happy smile, and did not have the problem of being scalded by the liquid at all.

“Errrr…”

Harrison and Gjerj were taken aback. They actually were at a loss for words.

The other customers at the side, who had just gotten their roasted pig’s eyes, were either making hissing sounds after being scalded, or had squirted the liquid onto the faces of the customers sitting in front of them. When they heard Amy’s words, their faces flushed with embarrassment.

“This shows that you can’t eat the roasted pig’s eyes if you’re anxious.” Amy strolled to the kitchen door, and told Mag, “Father, can I have two more skewers? I am super good at eating it.”

[1] Eating broadcast by a streamer.