All My Disciples Suck!
chapter-626

626: Sneak attack?

“I don’t care, I don’t care. You must listen to me!” Ling Tianyu took a look at the crowd’s insubordination, so he directly spilled the beans.

“……” Each of the three major domain executives present were speechless.

This Tenth Elder sent by the Holy Prison Land is fucking pig-headed, right?

Damn, how is it that such a retarded guy is the chief commander?

Favoritism…

I don’t want to listen to him!

“Did the news come back from the Holy Prison Land?” At this moment, Hu Yanzhuo, Patriarch of the Flame Sect, couldn’t help but inquire about a few elders.

“Lord Patriarch, the Holy Prison Land replied that it has given full authority to Elder Ling Tianyu, saying that Elder Ling Tianyu is calm, cautious, as resourceful as a demon, and his strategies are heaven-defying! There’s no problem handing it over to him!” These few elders hurriedly replied.

Hu Yanzhuo, the Sect Leader of the Flame Sect, glanced at the spilling Ling Tianyu and almost bled from anger.

Calm and cautious?

Witty as a demon?

Heaven-defying strategizing?

Are you kidding me?

“Damn it, the Holy Prison Land is clearly ignoring my request! Damn it!” Hu Yanzhuo, the Sect Leader of the Flame Sect, was instantly helpless.

No matter how retarded Ling Tianyu was, he was still the 10th Elder sent by the Holy Prison Land, the highest commander!

In the grand scheme of things, one must still listen to him!

Otherwise, it would be disobeying the will of the Holy Prison Land.

The Holy Prison Land didn’t care what you said about making sensible judgments based on the actual situation.

Even if the one sent by the Holy Prison Land was a pig, he must be obeyed!

You don’t?

That’s a rebellion!

The entire clan must be slaughtered!

In the world of cultivators, the status of up and down was absolute!

Would a Heavenly Pill cultivator reason with the Sea Wheel Realm?

Suppose 1 out of 100 Sea Wheels steals from a Heavenly Pill and refuses to admit it!

Then all 100 Sea Wheel Realms were included among the suspects.

Then the Heavenly Pill Realm existence didn’t bother to investigate, or judge, or find out the evidence.

The Heavenly Pill Realm existence would just slap all of these 100 Sea Wheel Realms in one wave!

And that’s the end of it!

The world of cultivators was this simple and real.

“If we listen to this retarded tactic, we’re absolutely bound to lose! That He Yiming is definitely still alive, and his men are definitely each incredibly strong. Our three major domains are united, and our chances of winning might not even be very good, so adopting such a stupid tactic is definitely looking for death!” The Flame Sect Patriarch Hu Yanzhuo quickly, transmitted his voice with the rest of the top brass present.

“Then what do you intend to do, Patriarch Hu?” These higher-ups were all brainy, so they naturally knew that Flame Sect Patriarch Hu Yanzhuo had a point, so they asked one after another.

“Hehe!” Hu Yanzhuo then laughed.

On the bright side, everyone would listen to his command for now!

He would instruct the others under his command to personally command the elite and act alone!

“Once the frontal battlefield loses a few times, everyone will be able to see who is right!

“At that time, I’ll use the actual battle results, as well as this Ling Tianyu’s stupid tactical arrangements that led to the great defeat, to sue the Holy Prison Land! And then unite everyone to impeach this Ling Tianyu!” The corner of Hu Yanzhuo’s mouth grinned as he replied with a voice transmission.

“Good idea!” The crowd of executives all nodded their heads in satisfaction.

What Hu Yanzhuo said was the right thing to do!

This Ling Tianyu’s some kind of mindless grand charge tactic, what the hell was he talking about!

After Hu Yanzhuo finished discussing with the group of top brass, he then smiled faintly.

“Good, execute as Elder Ling Tianyu has arranged!” Hu Yanzhuo waved his hand with a look of absolute support.

And so the next thing that happened was that a full 40,000 or so of the Three Great Regions cultivator army sent out a full 10,000 pioneers to spread out along the Hundred Thousand Mountains in the north, setting up a large formation, and began a mindless grand charge style advance.

Reasonable.

Such a retarded tactic would not even be adopted by a mortal army.

Without knowing anything about the enemy, and without even knowing much about the terrain of the Hundred Thousand Mountains, 10,000 vanguards were sent to charge directly and brainlessly, or to spread out evenly.

This was simply no different than sending them to their deaths.

Even these ten thousand cultivators had sensed it, and each of them was filled with righteous indignation.

However, the absolute disparity in status made these cultivators dare to be angry but not speak out, and they could only hold the realization of certain death as they began to strike!

At the same time…

“Depart!!!” Hu Yanzhuo personally led ten elders, divided into eleven teams, and quickly headed along the sides of the very edge of the Hundred Thousand Mountains!

“When the enemy sees our army of cultivators rushing over in such a retarded battle formation as a zigzag, they will surely lure the enemy in first and then surround them from both sides! Thus annihilating them all!

“This ten thousand cultivator army, although it will suffer heavy losses, as long as we secretly guard the left and right sides of the formation and wait until the enemy’s ambushed troops rush out to attack the two sides of the formation, we will then suddenly attack from behind, and in turn, we will be able to hit the enemy hard!” The corner of Hu Yanzhuo’s mouth grinned, a proud match.

In Hu Yanzhuo’s view, the 10,000 vanguards on his side were cannon fodder, and after the cannon fodder attracted out the enemy ambush, he would then counter sneak attack the enemy ambush from behind!

In this way, he could prove that Ling Tianyu was an idiot commander, and he himself would have an actual great victory in the battle!

Perfect!

Too perfect!

So Hu Yanzhuo and the ten elders, with their elite cultivators, quickly chose a good location to hide, not moving a muscle, patiently waiting.

At the same time…

The side of the third-test players, also quickly in accordance with Pig Wolong’s arrangement, entered their respective positions.

Pig Wolong’s arrangement was indeed exquisite!

If one were to look from the sky, one would be able to see that the 10,000 cultivator army, although large in number, was spread out, like a small chicken, slowly stepping into the Hundred Thousand Mountains.

And although the 4,000 or so human players of the third test were few in number, the positions each occupied were like a terrifying giant wolf with an open bloody mouth, sharp claws and teeth, the same position where the third-test players were located, quietly waiting for the arrival of the 10,000 three domains coalition army!

If this was a war between mortals, victory and defeat had already been decided! Absolutely!

However…

“What the hell? I’ve been waiting for a full 5 minutes. There’s not even a single monster in sight?”

“Why aren’t those little monsters from the Three Domain Coalition spawning? Are we not in the right place? Or is the game bugged!”

“You guys wait first, I’m going offline to use the restroom!”

The third-test human players held on for 5 minutes and began to be lax.

There were those who went offline to go to the toilet, those who looked at the scenery, those who picked their feet, and those who started cooking hot pot.

And at this time…

The 10,000 cultivators from the three domains’ allied forces finally arrived at the players’ defense line.

At this moment, a group of Flame Sect cultivators were quietly advancing within a valley.

“Damn it, we’re not even familiar with the terrain here!”

“In case the enemy has an ambush, aren’t we dead?”

“Shhh, don’t transmit your voice, it might be discovered by the enemy!”

Each of the cultivators of this team from the Departing Flame Sect were frightened.

“Hahaha!” Suddenly, the cultivators of this team from the Flame Sect heard a loud laugh.

The crowd then turned their heads in unison, and their hearts directly thumped.

The loud laughter, surprisingly, came from an extremely hidden dead end behind the crowd.

Done!

The crowd hadn’t even noticed this dead corner before!

The enemy was definitely about to launch a sneak attack!

We don’t know anything about it, we’re dead!

The team of Flame Sect cultivators were each trembling in fear.

Then…

Eh?

This team of Flame Sect cultivators looked at the direction from which the loud laughter was emanating with a dumbfounded expression.

How come there is no one?

Why didn’t the enemy come out to sneak attack?

What is the meaning of this sudden loud laughter?

“Go over and take a look…” So this team of Flame Sect cultivators thought about it and quietly touched over.

At this time, a small cliff location.

“Hahaha, quick, it’s your turn, play your cards!”

“Damn, I’ll play three Wang Lufei! Bullshit?”

“Bullshit, look at my Naruto plus Brilliant Bomb! Hahaha. I win!”

Three players, were sitting here playing Demon Modified Landlord.

The first test big brother players were all made A to K! For example, Indomitable Bear was A, Wang Lufei was 2, Brother Ming was the big king, and Brilliant was the little king like this.

The three players were playing Thieves happily.

“I’ll give three Ice!”

“Hahaha, I’ll give three Bear!”

“I win, three Brother Lufei!”

The three players played their cards, and the player who played last even raised his arms to show that he had won.

“No, I’ll play three knives!” However, right at this moment, a voice rang out.

“Three knives?” The three players looked at each other with confused faces.

Pfft!

Then, the three knives came from behind in unison, penetrating the hearts of the three players.

“What the hell… sneak attack?” The three players spat out blood, and they died tragically on the spot.

“???” The ones who stabbed the three players to death were naturally the three peaks of the Foundation Establishment Realm of the Flame Sect’s squad.

“I took a skinning knife and stabbed a Sea Wheel Realm expert to death?” These three members of the Flame Sect squad looked at their small daggers and then at the three Sea Wheel Realm enemies who had died tragically.

The three Flame Sect squad members’ heads tilted and they couldn’t help but ask themselves in their minds.

“What the hell is this shit? Am I dreaming?”

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