Beauty and the Bodyguard
chapter-1143

Jianwen was a tough guy type. He cut out kidneys and killed people, and that meant that he didn’t fear many things.

“But… What if Lin Yi’s luring us to this place on purpose, trying to mess with us?” Taizao was still worried. “Could there be ghosts here?”

“Ghosts my *ss. Stop saying sh*t!” Jianwen glared. “Is your bed peeing still not fixed yet? Do you still pee your bed, you coward?”

“I… I don’t anymore… The problem’s fixed…” Taizao blushed, shaking his head.

“Then follow them! Stop complaining!” Jianwen raged. “Don’t lose them!”

“Alright!” Taizao nodded.

“Wow, it’s so peaceful and quiet here. It’s the best place for romance!” Xiaoxiao was quite pleased with the view. There was an endless sea and an endless beach. It was quiet and peaceful.

Mengyao and Tang Yun looked at each other, a bitter smile on their faces. Only Xiaoxiao would be able to say something like this… Although, there was Shu as well.

“You guys choose a spot. We’re camping here tonight.” Lin Yi stopped the car on the beach.

“They all look the same. We’ll just randomly pick one?” Tang Yun looked outside the window. It was already dark, and it seemed like everywhere was the same.

“Alright, we’ll do it here then.” Lin Yi nodded and readied the supplies.

The Miss and Shu had shopped for two big tents already. One was enough for the five of them, but the Miss didn’t have that type of relationship with Lin Yi, and so they couldn’t live in the same tent. She’d be too shy, anyway.

“Tang Yun, you sleep with Shu and I at night? Let Lin Yi and Xiaoxiao stay in the same tent?” Mengyao pulled Tang Yun over, discussing with her quietly.

This had been her plan when she bought the tent–letting Lin Yi and Xiaoxiao live together.

“Yeah, of course!” Tang Yun said without thinking. She was a bit disappointed that her firs outing wouldn’t be with Lin Yi, but she still had a lot of time with him. Xiaoxiao, on the other hand, didn’t– she might die anytime!

“Oh, I wanna go live with Shield Bro, too!” Yushu interrupted.

“You live under the same roof with Lin Yi every day, why are you butting in now? Go get the tent!” Mengyao glared, feeling ashamed for her.

“Oh…” Yushu turned around to deal with the tent.

The two tents had quite a bit of distance to each other, and Mengyao couldn’t help but feel curious. “Shu, what’s with the distance?”

“Oh, I was just worried that some weird noises would come out from Shield Bro’s tent at night, interrupting our sleep…” Yushu said.

“Idiot Shu, what did you say? That’s not what you told me earlier!” Xiaoxiao’s face went red instantly as she glared. “You told me that you’d be playing poker at night, and you said you didn’t want to disturb us…”

“Yeah, we didn’t want to disturb your xxx time!” Yushu nodded naturally.

Mengyao and Tang Yun looked at each other. These two really were an amazing pair–fighting each other all the time but teaming up when there was an enemy.

“Bullshit…” Xiaoxaio was extremely red.

“Oh yeah? I know what you’re planning!” Yushu said.

“How do you know? Are you a parasite in my intestines?”

“Because we’re pretty similar- I can simulate you. I’m Mimic Shu.” Yushu said.

“Then, I get it. You want to do it with Lin Yi too, that’s why you came up with that!” Xiaoxiao said.

“Yeah, yes! That’s exactly what I was thinking! I even want to do 3P!” Yushu said.

“Fine then, that’s what I was thinking!” Xiaoxiao said. “Why don’t you come to visit us at night, we can do a 3P together!”

Mengyao and Tang Yun decided to stop these two before they got even more ridiculous.

“Shu!”

“Xiaoxioa!”

The two scolded their own.

“Can you two not discuss these things?” Mengyao said, amused and frustrated.

“Yeah, Lin Yi’s starting a fire there–we should help.” Tang Yun said.

One didn’t need to light a fire in the summer, but Lin Yi wanted dinner to feel a bit more atmospheric.

Jianwen and Taizao had driven onto the beach as well–they looked for a spot near to Lin Yi’s camp, thinking of joining Mengyao, but we’re also worried that Mengyao didn’t want them. They put some distance between them as a result.

“An Bro, it’s too isolated out here! It’s creeping me out!” Taizao said, not wanting to get out of the car.

“Can you please not be such an embarrassment? What’s scary about the beach? There are no sea monsters!” Jianwen got down, annoyed. “Lin Yi’s starting a fire over there already, we need to do something and get all the camping equipment Ganglou bought! We need to make some good food to attract Mengyao!”

“Okay…” Taizao unwillingly got off the car and sneezed right away from the sea breeze.

The two got out their stuff from the Audi Q7- it was filled with barbeque equipment and other picnic based stuff, along with some pre-made meat skewers of lamb, ribs, wings, and veggies.

“Ha, not bad, Yang Ganglou! The beach is best for barbeque parties!” Jianwen said as he looked at the stuff inside. He really didn’t know how to cook, after all, but barbeque wasn’t hard at all- who didn’t know how to heat up food?

“Do we barbeque them now, An Bro?” Taizao asked as he put the items onto the ground, shining the car lights on it.

The car lights made Taizao a lot more comfortable. After all, there were no lights here on the beach.

“Yeah, let’s do it here then, start the fire. I’m starving already. We spent the entire day spying on Chu Mengyao’s house!” Jinwen said.

“Alright, let me check the manual, see how I should grease his…”

“Light a fire. Why do you need a manual for that?” Jianwen said impatiently.