Cultivation Chat Group (Web Novel)
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Chapter 2007: Good news! Translator: GodBrandy

“I got a quota.” Senior White looked at Song Shuhang and Sixteen and made a peace sign with his fingers.

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Sister White Dragon and the black Scarlet Heaven Sword were staring in shock the entire time, not knowing what words to use to express their feelings.

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Sixteen smiled slightly. As expected of Senior White’s real body, he’s really lucky.

However, Senior White’s luck was sometimes risky. Therefore, every time Senior White was especially lucky, people around him needed to pay attention to their safety.

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Song Shuhang pinched his chin, thinking about whether to ask Fairy Blue Phoenix for another slot so that Sixteen could also have fun with them on Garre Holy Mountain.

“Anyway, Fellow Daoist Tyrannical Song, were you looking for me?” Fairy Blue Phoenix asked.

Song Shuhang replied, “I just wanted to ask Fairy Blue Phoenix when Garre Holy Mountain will open.”

Fairy Blue Phoenix asked curiously, “Huh? Fellow Daoist Tyrannical Song, have you already mastered the other content of the ❮Holy Ape Dragon Power Technique❯?”

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“Yup, I’ve already mastered it. Something happened to my body, and I need the last chapter of the ❮Holy Ape Dragon Power Technique❯ to restore my physical state.” Song Shuhang turned on the metal disc’s video function to project his appearance for Fairy Blue Phoenix to see.

During this latest trip to the scholarly faction, Song Shuhang was possessed by the Indestructible Lord’s obsession and then by the Scholarly Sage’s obsession. Also, he was in close contact with the bone of eternity.

During this time when the two big shots had made use of his body, Song Shuhang had gained the benefits of an enhanced CPU. All of his cultivation techniques, magical techniques, and saber techniques were dissected and re-analyzed.

Among them, he received the most benefits for the two top-tier body-tempering techniques, the ❮Holy Ape Dragon Power Technique❯ and the ❮Scholarly Indestructible Body of the Buddha❯.

When the Scholarly Sage’s obsession attached itself to his body, the number of transparent Holy Apes behind Song Shuhang had even exceeded four digits.

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As the power of the Sage’s obsession dissipated, these transparent Holy Apes gradually disappeared. However, the experience still left a solid foundation for Song Shuhang’s practice of the ❮Holy Ape Dragon Power Technique❯.

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When the video function was turned on, Song Shuhang also saw a projection of Fairy Blue Phoenix.

Fairy Blue Phoenix saw Song Shuhang’s projection and was slightly taken aback. “Tyrannical Song, did you grow taller?”

Judging from the projection, Song Shuhang’s height this time was close to two meters. It was just that the proportion between his head and his body was slightly off.

“No, it’s not that. My body met with an accident,” said Song Shuhang as he lifted his head off of his neck.

Between his neck and his body, there were strands of blood formed by the Sage’s blood that connected the two sides.

Fairy Blue Phoenix blushed and said, “I thought that there was something wrong with your practice of the ❮Holy Ape Dragon Power Technique❯ that caused your body to swell.”

She was not surprised about Song Shuhang’s head and body being able to separate from one another. After all, she was a veteran Profound Sage with a lot of experience.

“This body is not mine. My body was destroyed when I fought with a big shot,” said Song Shuhang as he put his head back on his neck. “This is why I wanted to ask about when Garre Holy Mountain will open. I need the final chapter of the ❮Holy Ape Dragon Power Technique❯ to restore my body.”

“So that’s the case.” Fairy Blue Phoenix nodded. The General Principles Chapter of the ❮Holy Ape Dragon Power Technique❯ did indeed bestow the miraculous effect of self-healing and regrowth of severed limbs. As long as some powerful medicines and self-healing techniques were combined with it, it would not be difficult to grow an entire body back.

While they were talking, a flower bud grew on Song Shuhang’s back, and it kept growing until it reached the top of Song Shuhang’s head. When it peeked above his head, a flower bloomed, and it looked like a small flower had grown on the top of Song Shuhang’s head.

Fairy Blue Phoenix could not help but laugh and say, “Fellow Daoist Tyrannical Song’s new body is very cute.”

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“It seems I’ve made quite a joke of myself.” Song Shuhang sighed. A fruit ripened on his shoulder, and he grabbed it and bit it.

Fairy Blue Phoenix asked curiously, “You can eat them?”

Song Shuhang replied, “This wooden body itself is a spirit plant, so the fruit it bears can be regarded as a spirit fruit.”

“It looks delicious.” Fairy Blue Phoenix blushed slightly. “Anyway, I’ll go confirm when Garre Holy Mountain will open for you, Fellow Daoist Tyrannical Song.”

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Song Shuhang smiled and said, “I’ll trouble you then, Fairy Blue Phoenix.”

Fairy Blue Phoenix added, “Actually, we can only determine an approximate window for when the holy mountain might open. Therefore, Fellow Daoist Tyrannical Song can consider coming to the Beast Realm in advance and wait here.”

Song Shuhang turned to look at Senior White and Sixteen and asked them, “Senior White, Sixteen, what do you two think?”

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Senior White thought for a moment and said, “I think it’s best to have an approximate date before heading there.”

“I’m fine with anything.” Sixteen’s gaze was directed at Song Shuhang’s waist.

There was a fruit that was different from the others there.

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The other fruits ripened very quickly, but this one was only the size of a walnut even after a while, which made it different from the rest.

“Fellow Daoist Tyrannical Song, please wait a moment. I’ll go confirm it for you,” said Fairy Blue Phoenix before she ended the call.

Song Shuhang put away the metal disc and said, “I guess we can only wait for Fairy Blue Phoenix’s news then.”

Senior White said suddenly, “Mm-hm, it would be nice if the holy mountain could open earlier.”

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Song Shuhang laughed and said, “It’s fine, Senior White. You don’t have to worry about me. Although this wooden body has various minor problems, I can still endure it.”

Senior White looked puzzled.

He just thought that it would be boring if it would take a few months before the holy mountain opened, so he hoped that it would open sooner.

Little friend Shuhang’s imagination has become much stronger recently.

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But if I were to tell him what I was really thinking, it would be awkward for the both of us.

As such, Senior White went with the flow and put on a gentle smile. “That’s good to hear.”

Senior White’s emotional transformation appeared very natural.

His gentle smile even had a calming effect on other people’s minds.

However, Senior Turtle and the black Scarlet Heaven Sword had already guessed the truth.

The black Scarlet Heaven Sword got ready to perform its duties as an inner demon and poke at Song Shuhang’s fragile little heart so that it could allow him to realize the cruelty of reality.

However, when White revealed that warm smile, the black Scarlet Heaven Sword felt that its mind had been purified. It realized how mean it was being. In the end, it threw away the thought of hurting Song Shuhang’s fragile heart.

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“Ring, ring, ring~”

On the metal disc, a call from Fairy Blue Phoenix came.

Song Shuhang answered the call.

“Good news, Fellow Daoist Tyrannical Song,” Fairy Blue Phoenix smiled and said. “I was informed that the holy mountain entered an active state today. It is very likely that it will open the day after tomorrow!”

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