Cultivation Chat Group (Web Novel)
chapter-2343

2343 Chatterboxes

Lady Onion skillfully adjusted the camera angles and snapped dozens of consecutive photos.

She already had a headline in mind: Profound Sage Tyrannical Song’s Ordeal: Forced into Crossdressing.

This news was far more exciting than something about stumps and missing hands and would surely capture the attention of the bigwigs in the cultivation world.

Lady Onion had plans to share more updates about Song Shuhang’s misadventures in her cultivation chat circle of friends. Even if it meant risking her year-end bonus from her boss, which Song Shuhang hadn’t even given her before, she didn’t mind. She had a bigger target audience in mind.

For instance, the Demon Emperor, who always found joy in hearing about Song Shuhang’s tribulations, was a potential target. Making him happy might lead to generous gifts and financial gain.

Compared to the tips from the wealthy, her boss’s year-end bonuses seemed less important. Moreover, there was still some time left before the new year.

After capturing numerous images of Song Shuhang in female attire, Lady Onion carefully selected the perfect photo and began mentally drafting a news article.

Song Shuhang gazed at the illusory image of Fairy Song on his glove and fell into deep thought.

The Defiant Whale Warrior Glove’s Fairy Weapon Spirit emitted a low whale-like cry.

The smile on the face of the three-eyed youth grew brighter, and the sun in the sky felt even warmer. Lady Onion sensed that her strength was increasing slightly, as if she were benefiting from photosynthesis.

Could it be photosynthesis?

“Shuhang, I didn’t expect you to harbor such an interest,” Scarlet Heaven Sword remarked in a heavy tone.

“It’s alright. We won’t judge your preferences,” he continued. “In fact, when my master was younger, he had a friend who excelled in crafting immortal clothing. My Lord once served as a model for that friend and wore women’s attire. He looked quite stunning. Shuhang, although your appearance may not match up, it’s fortunate that your Artifact Spirit resembles you by only 30%. Even with my discerning eye, she would still be adorable when dressed as a woman.”

Song Shuhang was rendered speechless.

In a low-energy mode, Pavilion Master Chu’s hair spun slowly. After a considerable pause, she remarked, “When I was struggling to sustain the Crystal-Clear Water Pavilion, I was bored and learned the art of making immortal clothing. Shuhang, if you like, I can create a few sets for you. They would also offer decent protection.”

“Senior, Senior, I can also offer you clothing. My main body possesses many immortal garments that I’ve only worn once and never used again. I can have them sent to you next time,” the dark-skinned Soft Feather chimed in, unwilling to be outdone.

“Who do you think I am?” Song Shuhang retorted. “Besides, the appearance of the Artifact Spirit isn’t something I can control.”

“Profound Sage Tyrannical Song, it’s not a problem at all. It’s quite common for males to have unique interests. For instance, one of my master’s good friends is obsessed with collecting eyeballs. He can’t resist the urge.” The big-eyed butler chimed in with a gentle tone.

“Hahaha.” The three-eyed youth didn’t seem perturbed at all.

The butler’s words punctured both Song Shuhang’s and the Heart Demon Scarlet Heaven Sword’s hearts. Yet, the emotional impact on Song Shuhang was more pronounced. Despite this, he didn’t get angry; instead, he felt somewhat delighted.

“Seniors, could we be a bit more serious? Is there a rule stating that an Artifact Spirit must have the same gender as its master? Moreover, it’s uncertain whether an Artifact Spirit even has a gender,” Song Shuhang argued.

The Defiant Whale Warrior Glove’s Fairy Weapon Spirit continued to whimper.

Fairy Creation, squatting across from her, demonstrated 32 different singing styles in an instant.

The Artifact Spirit riding the whale couldn’t keep up with Fairy Creation’s pace and became increasingly agitated.

“If I had a younger sister, she’d probably look like this,” Song Shuhang commented while looking at the little fairy who bore a slight resemblance to him.

The little fairy on the whale puffed up her cheeks and let out a mournful cry.

Fairy Creation, seated opposite, displayed her musical talents with a diverse range of styles, further confusing the whale-riding Artifact Spirit.

“When this Artifact Spirit was born, I had a feeling it was related to the concept of a little sister, which may have influenced her appearance,” Song Shuhang mused.

“Then why don’t you use the tears of the Wielder of the Will to enlighten the other sixty-five magical treasures?” Lady Onion suggested.

Would the other sixty-five Combined Magical Treasures also give rise to complete Weapon Spirits?

“I’ll try it now!” Song Shuhang used his telekinesis to extract sixty-five drops of the potion from the bottle and distribute them evenly among the remaining magical treasures.

“This is like sharing rain and dew equally. Tyrannical Song, you truly have a peculiar charm,” Heart Demon Scarlet Heaven Sword commented.

Song Shuhang was left speechless.

He waved his hand and initiated the Saber Nurturing Technique on Senior Mental Demon Scarlet Heaven Sword.

Senior Mental Demon Scarlet Heaven Sword emitted a soft sound, but it soon realized something terrifying. Perhaps it had been exposed to the Saber Nurturing Technique too frequently, but it had developed an immunity to the technique!

This was problematic, as it would affect its enjoyment of the Blade Nurturing Technique.

The other Combined Magical Treasures also rapidly absorbed the Heavenly Dao Eye Drops and began evolving. Tiny entities formed on their surfaces, though they were considerably weaker than the consciousness of Senior White’s Meteor Sword.

Everyone held their breath, eager to witness the changes that would transpire among the magical treasures.

A few minutes later, the sixty-five magical treasures began to joyfully bounce up and down, each brimming with vitality. Unlike the Defiant Whale Gloves, they resembled energetic huskies that leaped about exuberantly, unable to contain their excitement.

“Profound Sage Tyrannical Song, you should try combining them now,” the eyeball butler suggested.

Could a quantitative change lead to a qualitative transformation?

Song Shuhang nodded. He had considered this possibility earlier.

To merge the two sets of magical treasures, he needed to employ a combination method.

“After the Holy City’s destruction…I hereby call for a colossal entity capable of annihilating everything!” Song Shuhang issued the command to the two sets of Combined Magical Treasures.

Though they were as lively as huskies, the magical treasures acted promptly upon Song Shuhang’s directive. Since giving birth to a feeble consciousness, their ability to carry out orders had greatly improved, and their synergy with Song Shuhang had also grown stronger.

Amidst a series of cool transformation effects, a colossal Destruction Giant took form!