Cultivation Chat Group (Web Novel)
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chapter-2426
2426 Secret Technique: Slow-Witted Song’s Big Bone Shards
In the face of the unexpected actions by Senior White, Song Shuhang remained remarkably composed.
Ji Cao, Wu 6, take a seat.
Although the cultivation chat function was an innate ability that had evolved from his Golden Core’s QR code, Song Shuhang had long grown accustomed to the frequent use of the big shots in his friend list.
[Ding! Immortal Fairy White Bones has accepted the invitation and added Tyrannical Song as a friend. Note: Orthopedics Department.]Song Shuhang was left bewildered.
Apart from the fact that these prominent figures possessed various skills, the cultivation chat itself had its own unique charm.
Especially when it came to nicknames, it seemed to have a peculiar talent for it.
Song Shuhang glanced through his friends’ list in the cultivation chat. Then, he swiped his hand gently, extracting the three fairies, [Crispy (crossed out) Head] Pavilion Master Chu, [Orthopedics Department] White Bones Immortal Fairy, and [Golden Dragon Scarf] White Dragon Sister, and placed them into a separate group—Slow-Witted Song’s communication group.
Having completed this operation, Song Shuhang nodded in satisfaction.
“What did you just do?” Pavilion Master Chu suddenly inquired. Though she couldn’t sense Song Shuhang’s group activity, her Immortal intuition told her that Song Shuhang had performed some action related to her.
The White Dragon also turned her head and fixed her gaze on Song Shuhang. Her intuition surpassed even that of Pavilion Master Chu.“Yes, Immortal Fairy White Bones just added me to my friend list. I didn’t expect both of you to be so perceptive,” Song Shuhang said while adjusting his mask with composure.
Pavilion Master Chu was rendered speechless.
The White Dragon was also rendered speechless.
Simultaneously, Immortal Fairy White Bones sent a message to Song Shuhang.
[Orthopedics Department] Immortal Fairy White Bones: “Can they actually communicate like this? What kind of innate ability is this?”
“Cultivators like us need to keep up with the times. If we don’t adapt and evolve, we’ll become obsolete,” Song Shuhang responded.
[Orthopedics Department] White Bones Immortal Fairy: What does ‘Orthopedics’ mean?
“This is a system-generated nickname. The ‘cultivation chat’ system automatically collected some information about you and generated a nickname. If you dislike it, I can change it for you,” Song Shuhang suggested.
Of course, he still needed to refine the technique of changing nicknames.
Pavilion Master Chu served as an example.
“I’ll change it when I come up with a nickname I like next time. Sage Monarch White is currently making the ‘disposable flying sword, small black room-breaking edition.’ In a little while, open your Inner World and receive the flying sword,” Immortal Fairy White Bones replied amicably.
“Thank you, Senior Fairy,” Song Shuhang expressed his gratitude. During his upcoming Eighth Stage Profound Sage tribulation, he needed to make an effort to seal some lightning for Senior White, as he planned to offer him special treatment later.
“I have something to inquire about,” Immortal Fairy White Bones added.
“Please go ahead, Fairy,” Song Shuhang said.
You’re not really Slow-Witted Song’s illegitimate son, are you?” Immortal Fairy White Bones asked. Although she had already received the answer from Sage White, Sage Monarch Seventh Cultivator of True Virtue, and others, she wanted to hear it directly from Profound Sage Tyrannical Song to put her mind at ease.
Song Shuhang was left speechless. “Certainly not. I’m 18 this year and will turn 19 soon. Fairy, take a moment to reflect. Slow-Witted Song had already reached the Eighth Stage Profound Sage Realm in ancient times and had undergone sterilization.”
“Your explanation makes sense.” After receiving the confirmation from Song Shuhang, Immortal Fairy White Bones felt at ease. This matter had nothing to do with her, and if it did, it would be quite chaotic.
“By the way, I heard that Profound Sage Tyrannical Song’s true realm is still at the Seventh Stage, but you’re on the verge of sterilization. Are you prepared?” Immortal Fairy White Bones inquired further.
Song Shuhang was left speechless.
Fairy White Bones, that hurt.
“Are you confident about transcending your tribulation?” Immortal Fairy White Bones inquired once more.
“As long as nothing unexpected occurs, I have some confidence,” Song Shuhang replied. He was especially cautious now and dared not plant any flags.
On the other side, Immortal Fairy White Bones pondered for a moment before sending another message, “My secret technique ‘Slow-Witted Song’s Big Bone Shards’ is compatible with your Thirty-Three Divine Beasts’ Combined Magical Treasure. If you’re interested, I can teach you the incantation.”
Song Shuhang was taken aback.
Was Immortal Fairy White Bones really making a concession? Did she need to give away her trump card secret technique?
Could it be that Senior White had some leverage over her?
“In the duel against King Kun, you helped me out. You’re about to transcend your tribulation, and I can’t assist you in any way. However, someone created this secret technique for me, so I’m not sure if you can master it,” Immortal Fairy White Bones explained.
After saying all this, Immortal Fairy White Bones suggested that he try to learn the incantation of the secret technique Slow-Witted Song’s Big Bone Shards and offered tips on its casting.
The name of this secret technique was really Slow-Witted Song’s Bone Shards?
Song Shuhang secretly sent a message to Senior White, “Senior White, why did Immortal Fairy White Bones suddenly decide to share her trump card and secret technique with me?”
To be honest, he was about to transcend his tribulation. Even if he received this trump card secret technique, he wouldn’t have time to learn it.
“Fairy White Bones appears to be convinced that you have a connection with Slow-Witted Song… That’s why she made this decision,” Senior White replied.
Song Shuhang was left speechless.
“Furthermore, the name ‘Slow-Witted Song’ mentioned by Fairy White Bones seems to be Song One,” Senior White added.
“Yes,” Song Shuhang confirmed.
Regarding Slow-Witted Song, there were numerous speculations, but limited concrete information.
“Fellow Daoist Tyrannical Song, if you have some time before transcending your tribulation, you might as well attempt to practice my White Bone Giant secret technique,” Immortal Fairy White Bones suggested once more. “This secret technique is quite easy to learn. If your physique is suitable, you may master it in one go.”
Song Shuhang was rendered speechless.
Why did he have the feeling that Immortal Fairy White Bones was looking forward to him mastering the secret technique of ‘Slow-Witted Song’s Big Bone Shards’?
“Let me see the details of the secret technique first,” Song Shuhang retrieved the contents of the secret technique ‘Slow-Witted Song’s Big Bone Shards’ that Immortal Fairy White Bones had sent him in the chat history. He carefully examined it from start to finish.
After a while…
“Did you manage to learn it?” White Dragon Sister asked.
“I’m completely clueless,” Song Shuhang replied honestly.
This wasn’t a martial art, body tempering technique, or boxing technique. Reading it felt like deciphering an ancient scroll.
“Let me take a look at the cultivation technique… Never mind, I’d rather not,” Pavilion Master Chu submerged herself in the hot spring once more. She could tell that Slow-Witted Song had a hand in creating this technique, so she had no interest in examining it.
“Fellow Daoist Tyrannical Song, how’s it going? Did you learn it?” Immortal Fairy White Bones sent another message.
“I still don’t understand anything,” Song Shuhang replied.
Immortal Fairy White Bones let out a sigh.
Subsequently, she stopped responding.
Song Shuhang was left speechless.
Time passed slowly.
He took out his phone and checked the time.
Only one minute and two seconds remained until the start of the year 2020, a moment of significance.