Cultivation Chat Group (Web Novel)
chapter-2799

Chapter 2799: I’m an Actor

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It was a planet with piercing eyes, directly summoned to the sky of the three-eyed youth’s world, slowly pressing down.

The shadow of the massive planet enveloped the entire small world.

On the planet, an incomparably huge eye turned, locking onto Song Shuhang and revealing a thick killing intent. When enemies met, their eyes turned red.

Song Shuhang’s primordial spirit now had the head of his main body on it, without any disguise. Anyone familiar with him would recognize him at a glance.

“About that, Senior Three-Eyed—I got distracted just now!” Song Shuhang loudly explained. “I just wanted to release the Holy Light Sword and immediately retrieve the holy light. But when I slashed out with the Holy Light Sword, I discovered that the heart of the sealed ancient god was transmitting Origin Energy to me, replenishing my consumption. So, I accidentally got distracted for a while, causing the holy light to envelop the entire sky… Senior, don’t panic. I’ll absorb the holy light back now!”

Reaching Song Shuhang’s realm, he could control his energy as he pleased. This was a hard-to-find ability brought about by a powerful realm.

“Absorb it back?” Senior Three-Eyed’s face paled.

In the sky, the big-eyed planet’s watery eyes turned, and a black hole-like vortex condensed in front of its eye socket.

The ‘holy light’ that filled the sky was completely absorbed by the black hole, disappearing entirely. The big-eyed planet was also an expert in playing with ‘holy light.’ However, its holy light was a special dark and cold negative attribute holy light.

“Shuhang, do you see it?” the three-eyed young senior pointed at the long-eyed planet in the sky and said.

Song Shuhang nodded.

He was not blind. How could he not see such a huge planet hanging in the sky?

“It’s your spoils of war from this gamble,” the three-eyed youth revealed a warm smile that went against the image of the ruler of the Netherworld. “Now, I’ll give it to you. It’s a genuine Dao Artifact, a treasure created by my corresponding Heavenly Dao when it was in power. You can treat it as my child. As a Dao Artifact, it could be said to be a priceless treasure. It could become a client server for your cultivation talent. Come on, Shuhang!”

Song Shuhang was speechless.

In the sky, that huge eyeball locked onto Song Shuhang. The killing intent within it was not concealed at all, and it even began to boil.

“Senior Three-Eyed, can I have that little ball clone from before?” Song Shuhang suggested.

He felt that the big-eyed planet boss’s small ball clone was enough to become a carrier for the cultivation chat client. There was no need to pull the main body of the Dao Artifact over.

“If you want to give, give the best. This has always been my principle,” the three-eyed youth maintained a warm smile. “Now, go and receive it, Shuhang.”

Song Shuhang was speechless.

Accept it? This was a genuine Dao Artifact, a complete Dao Artifact!

It was completely different from the ‘Nine Virtues Phoenix Saber’ that had yet to complete its nine transformations.

With the big-eyed planet’s massive main body and the unique attributes of its Dao Artifact, it was enough to defeat most Immortals.

Senior, you want my life, right?

“Good luck, Shuhang,” the eyeball butler spat out blood again and reminded him. “Use the divine third eye that Master lost to you last time! Also, when facing a Dao Artifact, you don’t have to be afraid—just face it head-on. Before the final gamble is completed, you don’t have to worry that the Master will actually kill you. At most, you’ll be severely injured and on the brink of death. With your powerful recovery ability, you can recover with a nap.”

The three-eyed youth was speechless.

He waved his hand, and a rain of spears fell from the void, once again stabbing the butler into a porcupine.

Then, he pointed his finger at Song Shuhang. “Are you ready?”

“I want to prepare a little more,” Song Shuhang said. “At least let me summon my equipment first…”

But before he could finish his sentence, the three-eyed young senior flicked his finger, sending Song Shuhang flying into the air like an insect.

In the void, the big-eyed planet’s boss was already prepared.

Senior Three-Eyed secretly gave it an order: play with Tyrannical Song to your heart’s content, but don’t take Tyrannical Song’s life.

Although it was a pity that it couldn’t get rid of the hamster, it was still very happy that its master allowed it to play happily.

He was still alive even if he had only 0.01 HP left. He was still alive even if he was in a vegetative state that required him to sleep for 10,000 years!

The concept of ‘as long as you don’t die’ had too much room for flexibility.

‘Let’s play happily, Tyrannical Song!’ the big-eyed planet’s boss sent a message to Song Shuhang.

Song Shuhang was speechless.

You’re a freaking planet, and I’m just a tiny human. How can we play happily?

Is he good at using the divine third eye? Ma’am Long Luo, have you successfully resolved Senior Three-Eyed’s two eye-bloodline techniques? Song Shuhang quickly contacted Madam Long Luo.

‘I still need some time. Get ready to get beaten up, Shuhang,’ Miss Long Luo replied. ‘Also, don’t be in a hurry to escape. Hold on, maintain a certain distance from the carrier server. I have a plan here. Give me some time to perfect it!’

Song Shuhang was speechless. In other words, I can’t escape? Ma’am Long Luo, you really didn’t cooperate with Senior Three-Eyed?

In the air, the big-eyed planet’s boss impatiently shot an ‘Aurora Cannon’ of the Ninth Stage toward Song Shuhang. In order not to kill Song Shuhang, it had to control the power of its attack.

The real realm of this gnaw-like creature in front of him was at the Eighth Stage, but that was after taking into account some of his strengthening methods.

Therefore, the big-eyed planet’s big shot first used a ‘ninth-grade’ attack as a test.

At this time, Song Shuhang was still in the state of being ‘bounced back.’ In addition, the big-eyed planet was already prepared, so Song Shuhang couldn’t avoid this attack and received it in full force.

Hong

The power of the Aurora Cannon exploded on Song Shuhang’s body.

The lethality of the Ninth Stage caused Song Shuhang a certain amount of pain.

However, to the current Song Shuhang, this level of lethality was still unable to break through his defense.

“Eh?” Song Shuhang called out softly.

He knew that the big-eyed planet’s boss’s attack would not be so weak. In other words, the eyeball butler’s guess was correct. The big-eyed planet’s boss did not dare to ‘kill’ him, so it was deliberately controlling the power of its attack?

If that was the case… Then it’s time to show off my acting skills!

He, Tyrannical Song, was the man who had once brought Senior Brother Gao Sheng to life. He was a genuine actor!

“Aaah ~” In the explosion, Song Shuhang let out a miserable cry of pain.

Not only was he an actor, but his understanding of pain was stronger than 99% of the creatures in the universe.

He could easily perform the act of pain.

In fact, as long as he randomly picked out a few moments from his memory and trapped himself in those fragments, he would be able to play out the most realistic ‘painful scene.’

Tyrannical Song’s painful screams had a soul!

In order to match the pain, two cracks appeared on Song Shuhang’s primordial spirit!

The big-eyed planet saw this and revealed a satisfied expression.

It seemed that this level of damage was just right for Tyrannical Song.

Then, again!

Holy Flames, ninth-grade damage, bombardment!