Cultivation Chat Group (Web Novel)
chapter-2997

Attempting to understand the entire Second Immortality Method in one breath is overreaching, and is bound to lead to failure.

However, if one were to comprehend each small module of the path to immortality individually, and finally combine them, the seemingly impossible-to-perfect Second Method might actually become attainable.

“My path to immortality is the cycle of life and decay, related to life and death… Perhaps you can make use of it,” said Chu Pavilion Lord’s Dumb Hair. “Then, shall I start the first lesson of observing the Way to Immortality?”

“That’s fine, but Senior Chu, although we’re quite familiar with each other, I still need to remind you. What you’re about to share with me isn’t just any Daoist Canon, but the secrets of your own path to immortality. So… during the presentation, if you don’t want to disclose any information when I ask, feel free to refuse my inquiries,” Song Shuhang earnestly said.

The secrets of the path to immortality are the core elements, the greatest secrets of Pavilion Master Chu’s way to immortality.

Therefore, it’s essential not to put the seniors in an embarrassing situation.

“All right, we understand these matters better than you,” said Chu Pavilion Lord’s Dumb Hair, swaying in the wind, gracefully. “If there’s anything we’re unwilling to share, there’s no need to force us. Those willing to share will explain their path to immortality without coercion.”

“Then Senior Chu, when you explain the ‘secrets of the path to immortality,’ may I record part of it? I will give you the recording afterward, for you to edit and delete as you wish,” Song Shuhang continued, seeking consent.

Without much thought, Chu Pavilion Lord’s Dumb Hair immediately guessed Song Shuhang’s intentions: “Do you intend to record these teachings and use them for the ‘Cultivator Chat System’ live broadcasts in the future?”

“That’s the plan, but I will set access permissions for the more profound content to be for internal use only. It’ll only be available to the seniors of the ‘Nine Provinces Number One Group’ and a few fellow friends with whom I share a good relationship,” replied Song Shuhang. “Regarding the spirit stones earned, we’ll split them fifty-fifty.”

“That’s fine, you take care of these arrangements,” said Chu Pavilion Lord’s Dumb Hair, fluttering—she never valued spirit stones much. Back when her Crystal-clear Water Pavilion held numerous natural treasures and spirit stones, she hardly grieved over losing them.

After all, she was different from Song Shuhang; she knew how to save money!

Once her main body fully recovers, she could earn as many spirit stones as she wished.

Song Shuhang beamed with a smile.

After this episode, his ‘Cultivator Chat System’ will amass a huge collection of ‘Daoist Canon’ benefits… In the future, to view these ‘Daoist Canon’ videos, countless cultivators will renew their VIP subscriptions and spend spirit stones to watch the teachings.

A future filled with rolling riches awaited him.

And that future was not too distant… perhaps in just over a dozen days, he could become a person with spirit stones.

“Then, main body, I’ll arrange to meet that Eternal cosmic demon and join forces with it,” said Song as the Fat Ball Cloak volunteered, rolling on the spot into a rounded shape.

Since there’s a vast difference between the external world’s time and this ‘time-distorted secret realm,’ it’s imperative to hurry and bring back more treasured immortals for the main body.

For instance, those who recently lost to it on Mars could be gathered as a starting point.

“Go ahead, but let’s be slightly more gentle and courteous in our approach. After all, we still need them to divulge the secrets of their path to immortality,” Song Shuhang said.

“I understand; this is your way of benevolence and kingship,” declared Song as the fat ball with an ‘I get you, main body’ attitude.

Fellow Daoist Stone Tablet said, “I’ll accompany you.”

By following Song as the fat ball, it could observe the status of the other party and notify Song Shuhang immediately if any issues arose with the fat ball.

Moreover… compared to confronting the ‘Eternal Dark Sun,’ a fusion of the ruler of the Netherworld and the Will of the Heavens, Fellow Daoist Stone Tablet felt it would rather face immortals!

Now, after being strengthened by Ruler of the Netherworld White, it had reached the level of an immortal divine weapon. Given enough spirit stones and mental energy, it could even unleash the transient power of a primordial treasure.

The fat ball’s spherical form slightly bobbed in agreement.

Fellow Daoist Stone Tablet flew and hung itself onto Song Fat Ball.

“Speaking of which, who wrote the characters on you? Why do they always give me a sense of familiarity?” Song Fat Ball asked while carrying Fellow Daoist Stone Tablet and fleeing outside the ‘time-distorted secret realm’.

[Familiar?] Fellow Daoist Stone Tablet was slightly startled and said, “It was inscribed by a reliable senior of Shuhang’s.”

“I see, it’s the main body’s reliable senior… No wonder these characters feel both familiar and intimate. I vaguely have the urge to surpass it. The main body’s seniors must be very important to him,” Song Fat Ball sighed.

“Yes,” replied Fellow Daoist Stone Tablet.

It suddenly regretted deciding to go out with Song Fat Ball.

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…

At this moment.

The cultivators of the myriad realms were calming their hearts that had been pounding like startled deer.

“Is it over?” they wondered silently.

That incessant forced Heart Movement seemed to have finally come to an end.

Had the shenanigans of the Will of the Heavens ‘Daozi’ and Tyrannical Song finally finished?

“As expected of Tyrannical Song, usually when the Will of the Heavens proves to have a pseudo-immortal body, the most sensational is the Will of the Heavens itself. But this time, while Daozi proved immortality, Tyrannical Song actually managed to be on par with Daozi, resonating with the world and matching him blow for blow,” marveled the cultivators from the ‘Book World’ of the myriad realms.

In the Book World—right after the era of the Heavenly Emperor in the ancient era—a big shot who proved the path to immortality lamented.

This Immortal big shot, with his eyes closed tightly, waved his pen and started recording the event.

The Book World is one of the ‘myriad realms’ special worlds, slightly smaller than the Dream Realm, and this Immortal is its ruling authority—not the Sector Lord.

His interest lies in recording significant events occurring throughout the myriad realms.

Recently, most of the major events he recorded were related to ‘Tyrannical Song’.

To facilitate recording, this Book World Immortal had already set up a separate file for ‘Tyrannical Song’.

“Who knows what changes Tyrannical Song will bring to the myriad realms in the future?” The Book World Immortal paused from writing and looked at a good friend next to him. “What do you think about this, Wu Yu?”

“What else can I think? I was recently spectating near Mars in the solar system and watched as a clone of Tyrannical Song hammered one Immortal after another. Now, I just hope I can choose to lie down and look up to Tyrannical Song,” replied his friend, Immortal Fairy Wu Yu, as she looked up at the sky.

Fairy Wu Yu’s path to immortality was the special metal-based system.

Her real body was unknown, and she cultivated Gold Element techniques. After achieving metal-based immortality, her physical state would transform from one metal to another every thousand years, from gold to silver, or from silver to chromium. Every millennium, she could freely change once.

Every transformation was a process of shedding the old and evolving…

‘Knock, knock~’ Right then, there was a knocking sound from outside the Book World.

“Hello, was someone calling me just now?” A kind voice sounded from outside the Book World—it was Song Fat Ball following the instructions from his main body to be polite to others!