Cultivation Chat Group (Web Novel)
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chapter-3017
Chapter 3017: Chapter 3015: How Can I Not Disgrace the Immortal’s Reputation?
At last, Fat Ball had discovered that besides piercing people’s hearts, Tyrant Kindness had a fatally tempting flaw—his train of thought made alarmingly huge leaps!
In the midst of a conversation, his thoughts would suddenly jump into an unknown ravine. Even when discussing critically important matters, his mind remained hyperactive, never focusing on one thing.
Such a person would definitely be unable to concentrate properly on their studies, eventually becoming one of the academic failures.
Moreover, this type of person would definitely be unable to seal themselves up for cultivation properly.Not being able to seal up for cultivation meant they couldn’t cultivate properly, ultimately becoming a bottom-tier member of the cultivators…
Bullshit!
This guy had already, through sheer stubbornness, advanced to an Immortal!
Fat Ball sighed in distress.
This isn’t cultivation.
“Ba Xiu, has Senior Daozi sent back any message?” Tyrant Kindness suddenly turned and shouted into the vacuum—after his thoughts made a full loop, he surprisingly jumped back to the main topic!
“Senior Daozi is checking the records during his spare time, it will take some time,” Ba Star responded.“Oh, then let’s contact the three-eyed young senior, and tell him the ‘companion magical treasure master’ has come out with us,” Tyrant Kindness lifted his hand to hold the companion magical treasure in his palm. With a few flickers in his right palm, he casually cast two Saber Nurturing Techniques.
Ba Star had a complicated expression: “…”
However, his consciousness, through the main body’s Throne of Wealth’s mark, began contacting the three-eyed young senior—handling the communication himself felt more reliable. Leaving it to Tyrant Kindness could lead to God knows what antics.
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The gentle voice of the eyeball butler came from the Throne of Wealth’s mark.
Ba Star was stunned.
Wasn’t he just fine when we came out? Why did he suddenly go to sleep?
Do rulers of the Netherworld all have such good sleep quality, able to sleep whenever they want?
That’s a bit enviable—after reaching the Immortal Realm, the sensation of sleepiness basically disappears, and the function of sleeping degrades.
“What happened?” Tyrant Kindness asked.
“The three-eyed young senior is sleeping… Speaking of which, do all rulers of the Netherworld require a lot of sleep?” Ba Star said.
Tyrant Kindness answered, “They probably do. Senior White t-w-o often sleeps a lot too, the deep kind that you can’t wake him from even if you shout, making one unable to resist wanting to go up and…”
Boom—
Before he could finish speaking, a bolt of Netherworld Evil Thunder struck from the vacuum, exploding upon Tyrant Kindness’s body.
This was the Netherworld Realm.
Speaking ill of the ruler of the Netherworld behind his back in the Netherworld Realm would have consequences.
[Well done!]Qiu Youyou, upon seeing this scene, felt rather pleased—additionally, do all rulers of the Netherworld really need sleep? Could it be because I don’t sleep often that I don’t fit in with the other rulers of the Netherworld?
“I couldn’t resist… wanting to go up… and cover him with a blanket,” Tyrant Kindness cleverly changed his words after being struck by the lightning.
In the vacuum, the second bolt of Netherworld Evil Thunder that was gathering quietly dissipated.
Ba Star massaged his temples, “So, what were you about to say originally?”
“Don’t frame me,” Tyrant Kindness’s eyes continuously glanced towards the sky, signaling covertly.
“Let’s go, it’s time to report back to the main body,” Ba Star sighed, and then added, “Besides, bringing out the companion magical treasure might be a good thing.”
“Why would you say that?” Tyrant Kindness waved to Qiu Youyou, and then opened the gate to a ‘time-distorted secret realm.’
“If the companion magical treasure is in our hands, we can try to make the three-eyed young senior come out to retrieve this magical treasure… If the three-eyed young senior agrees, then we can set up a plan, hoping that when the three-eyed young senior comes to retrieve the companion magical treasure, he can come in contact with the ‘Sage’s Eyeball Research Project.’ If the senior shows interest in researching the Sage’s eyeballs, then our plan will succeed,” Ba Star spoke out.
Tyrant Kindness heard the words and praised, “Truly befitting of a self-corpse, the strategy is as excellent as the main body itself, with a black belly button and a dirty heart.”
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World of the Throne of Wealth Distribution.
A sinister smile appeared on the face of the three-eyed young senior.
The ruler of the Netherworld, even a smile that came from the heart would turn sinister and terrifying under the influence of the aura of the Netherworld Realm… unless one’s appearance was incredibly outstanding, surpassing the influence of the Netherworld ruler’s aura.
“What was that self-corpse of Tyrannical Song called again? It has potential,” the three-eyed young senior said.
It perfectly coincided with his plans!
Much more promising than the other three corpses ‘Tyrant Kindness’.
Just a moment ago, when whatever-his-name-called-again phoned, the three-eyed young senior had intentionally ignored the call… His plan was to wait until Tyrannical Song’s three corpses approached the location of the ‘Confucian Sage Research Project’ and then return the call, finding an excuse to get involved with the Sage’s Eye research experiment.
Unexpectedly, the one on the other end had the same idea.
“This self-corpse of Tyrannical Song is fated with me! Later on, I’ll send him a way to immortality as a gift,” the three-eyed young senior happily said.
The eyeball butler beside him showed a content smile—although Tyrannical Song’s Three Corpses avatar lost the competition, it still received a reward as good as a ‘perfect score’.
A way to immortality, as well as the opportunity for the master to participate in the research of the Sage’s Eye.
Sometimes, it’s really not necessary to fuss over temporary gains and losses in winning or losing.
“Master, the special cement and Sealing Barrel are all prepared,” the eyeball butler said.
The three-eyed young senior cheerfully said, “Good, prepare a few more barrels… We’ll go find Tyrannical Song later. Oh, this time we might run into Father Goudan. Prepare a disgusting gift for him, as a meeting present.”
“How disgusting?” asked the eyeball butler.
“As disgusting as possible, and preferably not too valuable. If it’s too expensive, it’s like killing a thousand enemies while self-harming eight hundred—it wouldn’t be beautiful,” the three-eyed young senior said.
“Alright, master, I’ll definitely handle this properly for you,” the eyeball butler replied—he had an idea, planning to get a saber that would explode with the power of holy light, and a Seventh or Eighth Stage rank would suffice.
This way, after fully disgusting the Striped Dragon Ruler with the gift, it was likely that the Striped Dragon Ruler would carelessly toss it to Tyrannical Song.
Then, Tyrannical Song could pass this gift to his disciple who cultivated holy light.
This is called waste utilization.
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Meanwhile, in the main world.
Tyrannical Song’s steel manifestation was worried.
It was the new year, and he also planned to give a few little guys some New Year’s gifts.
Last year, the main body Tyrannical Song had prepared some stuff—storage bottles obtained from celestials, as well as high-quality cosmos bags, Branded Wooden Sabers, and other trinkets.
When Tyrannical Song began preparing these gifts, he was still in the Fifth and Sixth Stage Realm.
Back then, giving these gifts to the younger ones was perfectly appropriate for him.
But now… he had become an Immortal big shot.
Would it be somewhat disgraceful for an Immortal big shot to give storage bottles, such low-tier items, to the younger ones during the New Year?