Epic of Caterpillar
chapter-1280

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While I was spending some sweet time with my tentacled waifu, an annoying goddess I don't even care about showed up and began talking about some weird, weird kinky stuff. She totally threw me off, it wouldn't be an overstatement to say I almost wanted to kill her.

But she quickly apologized, saying it was a misunderstanding, apparently in the Interdimensional Merchant Shop there are bad rumors about me, which discourage new gods from joining me, saying that to join me they must first kneel before me and kiss my heels and feet while I crush their faces for half an hour or something.

I think the only one that would come out with such a stupidly aberrant lie would be the World's Will and probably her only Supreme Goddess ally, the Supreme Goddess of Fate and Destiny.

Anyways, it seems she wanted to join my faction, and I am nobody to reject a person into my faction! Anyways, she also blessed Mady like eons ago, so I guess for nostalgia's sake, I'll let her in.

She also brought some gifts for me, some snacks to eat, a few gods wearing chaos-attribute equipment and having chaos divinities… from where the heck did that came from?

"I never thought I would see her…" said Mady.

I opened the portal and Loki emerged inside of my divine realm, within the skies, where only Mady was with me.

Her appearance was rather beautiful, I could tell she was a snack… Somehow, Mady looked a lot like her, I wonder if the blessing made her look just as sexy and mischievous as Loki?

"My, my, but if it isn't my favorite mischievous Scylla? Oh dear, you've grown so much since my blessing was bestowed upon you long ago… I've been waiting for this moment where we would be standing in equal terms… Now look at you, I think you're actually stronger than me…" said Loki, admiring Mady's beauty and her power overflowing from her, unlike Loki, Mady had a Pseudo Supreme Divinity, so she was way stronger, even if both were at Rank 9/9 in Supreme God Realm.

"It is… so awkward to meet you, I thought you just didn't existed or something, but I guess you're the real deal, huh?" wondered Mady.

"Of course! Now… Kireina-sama, I've come here to offer you my allegiance. I have nowhere to go now, my father had gone insane and is colluding with aliens, my sister is trying to kill me because I sold her axe… and my three children hate me! I am out of options, and if that wasn't enough, the Aesir are trying to kill me because they have always hated me for being the child of Ymir and not a legitimate child of Odin, hahaha!" laughed Loki.

"Oh… I guess you're really like Earth's Norse mythology! Well, a bit… Loki was supposedly a male… although it was able to shapeshift though, so I suppose it is ambiguous at the end…" I said.

"Eh? Earth's Mythology?" asked Loki in surprise.

"Ah, never mind what I just said, it was just nonsense. Anyways, join us then, there's nothing much you can do anyways, right? An ally like you would do us good, wait! You're related with Hel, right? Actually, you're her mother, right?! I guess we could use your info about her… I am going to go wreck her…" I said.

"I-I see… I had supposed you would… I cannot really oppose you, my daughter had gone too out of control. She had become utterly insane, even more insane than me! Maybe I should had been a better mother back then… thousands of years ago, that's it." laughed Loki.

"Oh, I see, so you're part of the faction of bad mothers goddesses, I guess you're going into the pile with Ova and Agatha…" I said.

"Hahaha! I was never into being a mother, I had the children because that was my duty, it was predestined, so I just gave birth to them and didn't thought things through! It could be said I've matured a bit since then, after thousands of years of pondering "what did I do wrong?" well, it results that being a bad parent is a big thing…" sighed Loki.

"You treat it as if the lives of your children were not a precious treasure you must guard above all else… Sigh… This is why I get a bit sick with people like you at my side. But if you say you've changed, I guess we could do something around it." I said.

"Oh, really? If possible, could you spare the life of my stubborn girl? She's the only daughter I have… the other two are boys…" sighed Loki.

"I know, we'll see about that, but I cannot promise you anything to be honest." I sighed.

"It's okay, that's more than enough for me~" said Loki.

We moved down into one of the islands in the sky, where many other gods gathered around Loki, the newcomer.

Agatheina happened to be there.

"Huh? This woman… That's Loki?! What? Why are you here?!" asked Agatheina.

"Hm?! Oh! Agatheina!" said Loki.

"You two know each other?" I wondered.

"Yeah, we used to be friends until this bastard stole my secret cultivation techniques and sold them so she could buy more liquor! Fucking bitch!" roared Agatheina, grabbing Loki's hair.

"Aggh! W-Wait! You brute! Stop!" roared Loki.

"Give me back my cultivation techniques! Now that I got you here, you'll pay for all the shit you stole from me!" roared Agatheina.

"Uuuaggh… Kireina-sama, please! Calm down this insane woman!" cried Loki.

"Oh? So you stole stuff from my Agatheina in the past? You fucking bitch, give it back, now." I said.

"E-Eeeh?! K-Kireina-sama, how can you talk to me like that!" cried Loki.

"You're not winning over her with those crocodile tears, fucking whore! Give me back my things!" roared Agatheina.

"I sold them literally thousands of years ago! How do you expect me to have them now?!" cried Loki.

"Let's beat her together." I said.

"Okay!" said Agatheina.

"Eeeh?! T-This is a totally unexpected turn of events!" cried Loki.

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