"Problems with thugs?"

After purchasing all the guns we wanted and paying, we asked the lady if she had problems with thugs.

But that was a really stupid question, actually.

"Hehehe! I am the owner of a gun shop... Do you think I would ever have problems with anybody?"

She smiled cutely, but behind that deceiving smile, there was a strong killing intent.

She wasn't a normal woman at all...

And I was slightly afraid of knowing more about her.

"Ah, yeah, it was a dumb question... Thank you for selling us these weapons, we really needed them," I thanked her.

"No problem! Please come back again anytime~!" she waved her hand as we left.

We had purchased a lot of bullets too, for every single gun, which I distributed with their new owners.

I also gave most of the other guns I bought to Kate, who immediately started "assimilating them" with the help of Silvy, her Living Domain.

"Man I'm so hungry-!" said Miranda. "Before we go bandit hunting, can we go eat something from this place?"

"I agree, I'm a bit hungry too," Benladann nodded, touching her muscular tummy.

Of course my wifey is hungry already, she's a big girl after all.

I've been used to making a lot of food for her since I met her as a young ice dragon.

Perhaps one of the things that made us click so quickly was that we both enjoyed eating a lot of food together.

"Hungy, hungyyyyy!" Drakda said.

"I'm hungry as well!" said Benladra.

"Hm," Kate nodded. "I wonder if they got sweets..."

"Alright, let's go to the restaurant we agreed on," I nodded.

I never thought I would be enjoying a fun family time with them inside of a trial... Although it is brief, I am really enjoying this.

It was a good break from all of the Pandemonium bullshittery, honestly. Back on Earth, before my reincarnation, I always wished to be reincarnated so I could leave behind my annoying responsibilities.

But even in this new world, I ended with many of such responsibilities, and I also ended missing my family way too much as well.

So this feels like a mini vacation, honestly, though there are still responsibilities...

Whatever.

We walked into the restaurant, it looked like those taverns you see on old cowboy movies, the interior was made of wood, although the exterior had metal and bright lights.

The place was called "The Grubbin' Hood" and they served all kinds of meals in here, the most "normal looking" at that, so we had to choose this option anyways, no matter what.

The moment we entered, we were greeted by a dog-faced girl, an alien I suppose, with brown fur with white spots.

Her face resembled a cute puppy despite looking like an adult.

"W-Welcome! Are you eating all together? You're a big family! Been a while since I've seen so many people together like this!" she said.

"Yeah we're a family of... six," I said. "Do you have any seats for us?"

"Sure! Please follow me inside!" she said happily, bringing us into a large table with six chairs.

As we sat down, she quickly brought the menu, written on wooden tables, the language was... I could somehow understand it despite fully knowing it wasn't anything I've ever heard, read, or talked before.

The menu was strangely named, but there were little images carved into it. I ended ordering whatever was a "Malsnorusing Roasted With Barbeque" and then some "Birsbuque Burgers with Extra Salsatti Sauce", it looked fine.

Also we asked for some soda, they had "Flaburgub Flavor" or simply "Cola", so we all asked for Cola, naturally.

The kids asked for sweets, Marcaninini Cake Slices and there was also... "Fruit Salad" so we asked for that too.

Apparently we asked for a lot of expensive products so some of the people eating more humble meals were glaring at us while drooling as we ate.

"Look, who are those guys?"

"They ordered so many expensive stuff..."

"Man, I would kill someone for a Marcaninini Cake Slice..."

"Fucking hell... I want that Soda, the Cola flavor is super rare!"

I didn't know how to feel about their comments, so I honestly just ignored them.

Once the food came to the table, they immediately ordered to pay, so we did.

Everything ended costing around five to six hundred, which was a lot apparently? I didn't really care.

Infinite money glitch.

First we tried the huge roasted animal resembling a wild boar with many limbs.

"Hmm, let's try some alien food then!"

I took out one of the legs, dipped it on the green sauce and took a bite.

"Hm?!"

An explosion of flavors entered my mouth.

Slightly sweet, spicy, citric, meaty, juicy.

The sauce was definitely the citric one, yet it had a syrupier texture to it as well.

The meat didn't taste like pork though but had a more beef and chicken flavor combined.

Oh man, this shit was actually really good!

"Try it out!"

My family started eating it up as well, and they wouldn't stop, then we decided to try the burgers, which had strangely sweet meat, but the spicy and salty sauces complemented it

amazingly.

"Ooohh, I like it!" Benladra celebrated.

"It's not bad..." Kate nodded.

"Hmm! I want some more!" Benladann said.

"Man I already ate everything?!" Miranda gasped.

"Let's order some more then! Waitress!" I called for the dog girl.

We continued eating like pigs without stopping, ordering more and more things from the menu, eventually, we ate so much that the other people thought we were mocking them. And eventually, as we sighed in relief after feeling full and having spent thousands on just fancy food, someone seemed to have had a problem with that.

"Hey, do you enjoy seeing people starving while you eat good food?"

A green skinned alien man walked to my side, he looked burly and muscular, maybe he was

confident on his gun.

"If you got so much money why don't you share some of that food with us, eh?"

And then another cactus man approached to the other side.

They were clearly grabbing their guns as if threatening me.

"Sure!" I said with a smile.

As they thought I was going to obey, suddenly.

BAAAM! BAAAM!

Two fists landed on their faces, blowing them away.

"There's your first fucking meal."

As I smiled back at them, suddenly, the rest of the thugs eating here all jumped on me.

And a huge tavern fight broke out...

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