Everybody is Kung Fu Fighting, While I Started a Farm
chapter-427

Chapter 427: A Suicidal Human True Immortal?

After dinner?

Be in time for supper after the fight?

That… actually made sense, but Unknown Fox felt a giant headache when he remembered that there was a legion of dozen millions out there that included over a hundred Golden Immortals, more than a thousand True Immortals, dozens of thousands of Heavenly Immortals… as well as endless more champions and armies that were rushing to the scene!

He knew that dissuading Jiang He would anger him, but he braced himself and continued, “Absolutely not, my lord! There are too many immortals here, and a handful of us is no different from a moth diving to the flames!”

“Even if we ignore the army of millions, the White Sky God King alone is a champion who could fight a Grand Luo and win unscathed…”

In the end, Unknown Fox took a deep breath and said, “Moreover, you are merely a True Immortal, my lord! Even if you could fight a Golden Immortal as you are now…”

“Wretch!”

Jiang He raised his hand and slapped Unknown Fox to the dirt while coldly warning, “I have not even started to fight and you’re already bawling here. I’m going to kill you if you dare to spout another word of nonsense!”

“You b*stard! Are you underestimating Master?”

Dumbo, who was nearby, lunged at Unknown Fox before barraging him with a stream of punches and kicks.

The nine Wise Rock Monkeys had also dashed ahead, raining down sandbag-sized fists on him as well.

“Why are you hitting him?”

“Why are all of you hitting him?”

Shaking from rage, Trumbo shrieked, “It’s uncultured, it’s uncultured…”

“Damn it, back off! Let me hit him too!”

“…”

Jiang He was a little baffled.

Were these wretches that unified in heart and mind?

Naturally, he also ignored Unknown Fox even as he screamed.

He was a Daemon Fox under the control of his Spirit Animal Ring anyway. It did not matter if he died, since he could just plant him if the worst happened.

Since the beast was True Immortal-pinnacle and not exactly weak, he could add more Living Soil of the Nine Heavens to help it improve up to Golden Immortal.

Meanwhile, the screams were getting softer, although Unknown Fox was not actually being killed.

Still…

He was a True Immortal-pinnacle Daemon Fox with overwhelming physique and impressive power. On the other hand, Dumbo, Trumbo, and the Seven Bottle Gourd Brothers were not immortals, so it did not hurt much even if they hit him.

In fact…

It was a little comforting.

Either way, he had been screaming for minutes, which counted as playing along.

Lying on the ground with his hands clutching his head, he would occasionally yelp for appearances, which angered Dumbo. “Damn it, stop hitting him! This is so boring!”

Why bother?

It was like hitting a wooden dummy—why bother?

Over on the other side, Jiang He had brought out a cane chair and sat leisurely beneath the Elder Tea Tree of Enlightenment, saying, “Sora, Boa, go cook dinner… oh, I want dumplings today.”

The seven Fairy Maidens and Hu Mei went to work as well, and soon, a large bowl of dumpling was served.

Jiang He dipped the dumplings in vinegar while clearing away the dumplings like a stop, even licking the bowl before he rubbed the corner of his lips in satisfaction. “Not bad, not bad. These cumin and leek I planted is simply delicious when made into dumplings.”

He took out a bottle of Origin Fluid and had a few sips before checking the time.

It was already six.

Rising to his feet, Jiang He extended his hand and beckoned. Once the Golden Radiance sword reached his grasp, he strode out of the farm with a smile, “Stay here, all of you. I’m going to destroy the Hundred Races Alliance.”

Leaving the farm and entering outer space, he waved to turn his farm into a pebble, which he kept in an immortal-grade pavilion. Passing the pavilion to Unknown Fox, he said, “Once the fighting starts, the champions of the Hundred Races would definitely be fleeing over all directions. My ability is limited so I can’t wipe them all out at once, which is why they would kill you in passing if they were heading towards you.”

“Take this pavilion, stay back, and hide for the time being. When the time comes, I could find you with the spirit mark inside this immortal item.”

“No!”

Unknown Fox’s eyes were red and he declared through gritted teeth, “I’ll go with you, my lord!”

If his death was sealed, he might as well go about it heroically.

He was under the control of Jiang He’s Soul Animal Ring, and he was going to die anyway once Jiang He died.

“What good would you do by doing?”

Jiang He was furious—Unknown Fox was getting more and more stubborn recently, and so he kicked him several hundred miles away while he dipped and descended upon Black Demon Star.

The landscape of the bottom became every clearer in his vision.

Since his descent was too quick, there was friction between him and the atmosphere, causing flames to ignite around his body. Looking from the planet below, he was no different from a falling meteor.

The commotion naturally caught the attention of the Hundred Races Alliance below.

And yet, none of the Alliance’s armies and champions were wary. The two Golden Immortal Stoners who had just arrived even laughed. “Which race does that champion belong to? Such showy behavior?”

It was not only them who had that thought either.

After all, in those champions perspective…

The legions and the champions of the Alliance were all here, so there was no way they would be ambushed. After all… not even Grand Luo would have a good time against their ranks.

“Eh?”

Suddenly, the silver-haired and white-robed White Sky God King’s gaze shifted towards the falling meteor, murmuring suspiciously, “A True Immortal?”

“No!”

In the next instant, his expression changed and he cried out in surprise.

“A human?!”

***

Jiang He had not concealed his aura.

Instead, he was charging it endlessly, pushing his aura to the limit.

He was Golden Immortal-pinnacle and cultivated the Scripture of Chaos Thundersword, and possessed 108 Heavenly Immortal Dao as he ascended. Therefore, his presence was scarier than the average Golden Immortal even if he was merely True Immortal!

Moreover, his physique was exceedingly powerful.

His qi turned to cut a long arc of Blood Qi that shrouded heaven and earth, and its power alone was superior to most Golden Immortals!

Both those aspects actually made the White Sky God King put on a somber look.

By then, many other champions had sensed the human’s aura and were in an uproar.

A Golden Immortal took to the skies—it was a Demon champion, with Demonic Qi churning around his body.

He was a powerful individual. War blade in hand, he swung it down at the descending Jiang He while roaring furiously, “You’ve got some real guts, True Immortal human!”

Swish!

The sky split!

It was an illusion, however, and the sky did not actually split.

As he launched an upward slash, he had actually cut a gigantic spatial rift into the air.

“Fine attack!”

Jiang He laughed out loud. Charging the Primordial Bell, the ancient bronze bell appeared over his head and deflected the strike.

Then, he waved his hand.

Whoosh!

He threw out the five hundred over Strengthened Heavenly Thunderbolt Atomic Hand Grenades he had left.

The grenades dropped like flower petals thrown by goddesses from the skies above. Some Golden Immortals launched their godly moves to intercept them, only for waves of mushroom clouds to erupt into the air. Most of the Strengthened Heavenly Thunderbolt Atomic Hand Grenades therefore detonated mid-air, while only dozens landed on the ground of the Black Demon Star.

Kaboom!

The dozens of Strengthened Heavenly Thunderbolt Atomic Hand Grenades detonated instantly.

Searing, violent thunderbolts raged upon Black Demon Star.

“No!”

One True Immortal screamed in despair.

One of the Strengthened Heavenly Thunderbolt Atomic Hand Grenades had detonated at his feet.

However, even before he could scream, the light from the thunderbolts consumed him instantly, along with the legions around him.

“What the hell!”

Jiang He cursed even as he descended from the skies. Invoking the Primordial Bell, he headed for outer space.

There was no helping it.

Once the hundreds of Strengthened Heavenly Thunderbolt Atomic Hand Grenades were intercepted and detonated, the power would be strong that he would be caught in the blast even if he was fast. As such, he was knocked around until the qi around his whole body quaked and he had an urge to vomit blood.

Flying to outer space, he looked down to find all of Black Demon Star shaking.

Because of the eruption, natural disasters occurred all over Black Demon Star. Tsunamis, volcanic blasts, earthquakes… untold numbers of Sky Demons on the planet died to it.

The Alliance, on the other hand, did not suffer much casualties in comparison.

After all, they had many champions with them, and the instant that the dozens of Strengthened Heavenly Thunderbolt Atomic Hand Grenades dropped to the ground, they had moved to defend most of their legion.

“Hmmm…”

“Well, this works too.”

“There were a million dead legionnaires at least, and it seems that several hundred Heavenly Immortals and dozens of Ture Immortals have fallen as well?”

As the thought occurred to Jiang He, he actually saw a Golden Immortal crumbling. He seemed to belong to a weaker race and was absolutely unlucky that one of the atomic hand grenades blew up a dozen meters around him.

Still, now was not the time to mourn the unlucky b*stard.

After all, veins of Golden Immortal auras were erupting entirely at the planet below.

The first to rush up to outer space was the White Sky God King, followed by the champions of other races such as Demons, Stonters, Mechas, and Asuras. Between breaths, Jiang He was surrounded by seventy-six Golden Immortals.

Behind them, over a thousand True Immortals took to the skies, assuming battle formations with thousands of Heavenly Immortals behind them.

“A True Immortal human!”

The Golden Immortals, True Immortals and Heavenly Immortals were all losing their minds.

What…

Was actually… happening?

A True Immortal…

Human?

Just the one?

He came alone, daring to start trouble on Black Demon Star?

Most importantly, he had succeeded in what he came to do. There were almost a million legionnaires injured and a huge bunch of Heavenly Immortals killed, along with one Golden Immortal.

Laughing in his rage, the White Sky God King said sinisterly, “What a fine True Immortal human, what a fine suicidal warrior. It is not bad that you could manage all this right under my nose—you have the right to let me know your name.”

Jiang He frowned.

Was this man that much of a show-off?

But even before Jiang He could answer, another Golden Immortal God roared, “How dare you, human! The White Sky God King himself is asking for your name, and you’re not answering?!”

Heheh.

Jiang He was amused.

This was a battle where life and death hung in the balance…

Why spout so much nonsense?

He looked around and breathed a long sigh…

Today, he was going to have to go on the slaughter.

There was no telling how many he would kill.

It was unavoidable that he felt a little sympathetic…

After all, each and every single one of them was a living being.

Jiang He realized then that he had become more enlightened the higher his cultivation was.

He promptly spoke flatly, “Everyone, the heavens value life. Likewise, I, Jiang He, have always preferred to win people over by reason… I also know that there are some weak races among your Alliance, forced to invade my planet because of the Gods and Demons.”

“Leave now and pay millions of immortal crystals in compensations, and I will forget seeing you.”

Kaboom!

Jiang He’s aura abruptly erupted at that, his killing intent quaking even in vacuum as he spoke sinisterly, “Otherwise, do not blame my merciless sword!”