Florida Man's General Store in Cultivation World
chapter-262

Chapter 262 – Florida Man Arrested for Trespassing into Area 51 to Learn Magic and Sorcery from Aliens.

Minutes later, Cat, Lucky, Hua Jiashan, and others entered the portal and arrived at the other side. As soon as their eyes adjusted to the light, they deeply frowned.

A hundred immortals with green hair and green eyes had been surrounding the portal and Leo. Over a hundred onlookers also stood on the wooden hanging bridges connecting between tree houses.

The killing intent in the air was overwhelming. Fortunately, most of the people here had spent time and lifespan training in Leo's time chamber before. All of them had a firm foundation, and their celestial aura negated the pressure.

After everybody got in, Lucky sneered at the green elves. He purposely revealed the aura of an entity.

In the universe, the power ranking was graded as follows;

Mortal

Immortal

Deity

Sage

Entity

Karmic Sovereign

The six realms were the major realms that everybody desired to overcome and ascend to the elusive realm, which no one had reached before. Moreover, all karmic sovereigns never recorded or revealed the secret of the next cultivation stage.

Thus, an entity was akin to the semi-pinnacle of the universe. When the aura of Lucky erupted, all green-haired elves coughed blood and fell on their knees. As for Hua Jiashan and Leo's allies, they weren't affected by Lucky's killing intent.

"T-This… sage's aura?!"

"No! That's an entity!"

"Dammit!"

The elves gazed at Lucky in despair. When they noticed that the entity was a stone statue, they were flabbergasted.

"A-A-A golem?!" One of them uttered in shock.

Lucky snorted, "Don't lump me with those outdated automatons. I'm an entity created by Lord Florida Man. My status is the same as a karmic sovereign!"

"!!!"

Hearing Lucky's braggart, Leo shook his head while the elves swallowed their saliva.

"Enough, Lucky. Suppress your aura. Let's chat with them first and we'll decide our next moves." Leo reprimanded Lucky.

The statue was unwilling, but he eventually retracted his aura and concealed his Qi.

The elves could move again. However, most of them already suffered an internal injury due to the presence of Lucky. They remained kneeling or sitting, looking at Leo and his comrades.

"WAAAAAHHH!!"

The wail of a baby alarmed Leo and everybody. They looked up and found the onlookers on the bridges coughing blood. Moreover, a baby in the arms of a blond elf cried in pain.

"Shit! You overdid it, Lucky!" Leo cursed at his subordinate.

"I-I'm sorry, woof! I didn't target them. I only targeted those around us, woof!"

"You idiot! There are innocent people here! Don't harm women, elders, and children!"

Leo quickly put on a hazmat suit and leaped to assist the people on the bridges. He fed them pinnacle-graded Hope and Dream pills, forcing them to fall asleep. As for the baby, he crushed a medium-graded one and fed him a smaller dose. While he was at it, he also fed the mother a pinnacle-grade pill.

Ester and her son slightly recovered. Fortunately, Ester was a lot stronger than the militias and her son carried the bloodline of Simba and the royal divine elf. Both made it through after they swallowed Leo's pills.

The mother resisted the sleep-inducing effect of the hope and dream pill. She checked the pulse of her baby.

Fortunately, no internal injuries harmed the infant. The boy only coughed and cried because of the suffocation earlier. Lucky indeed didn't intend to harm the women and the children onlookers, but the Qi pressure still affected their psyche.

Hours later, Leo wasted a thousand pills and rescued all the civilians. When everybody recovered, he leaped down from the bridge and landed in front of his people.

His actions didn't escape the eyes of their superior officers, who had been observing Leo and his people from afar since they had first arrived. One of their delegations stopped watching and made their appearance.

The representative of the green elf teleported from 100 kilometers away and landed 20 meters in front of Leo's group. He was a 7-foot-tall middle-aged man with long ears, short green hair, and thin physique. His seamless long-sleeved green shirts and pants were unique among the crowd of green elves who wore leather armor and brown clothes.

Aside from the clothes, the man's face was ragged and wide. He wasn't as handsome as other young elves in the forest.

The man introduced himself, "I'm General Vendettito Sugondese the Third of DEZNUTS. We apologize for our poor reception. We didn't know that esteemed guests from another planet were visiting us today."

Leo sized up the so-called general. His aura was similar to Lucky's as he was also an entity.

Since eight of Leo's subordinates were merely immortals, he chose not to provoke this entity and untimely implicated them. Leo minded his manner and cupped his fist.

"I am Florida Man from Florida Domain. We have entered a local mystic realm portal to explore and search for a fortuitous encounter. We didn't expect the portal to directly send us to another civilization."

"Florida Man?"

Vendettito raised his brow as he recognized the name. He secretly sent a sound transmission to his colleagues 100 kilometers away for confirmation.

'General Antinuts, could you check the name 'Florida Man' in the database? I think I've heard this name somewhere before.'

The colleague 100 kilometers away was another teenager-like green elf with a scar on his face. He had short crew-cut hair and smooth skin. However, he was as old as Vendettito.

Antinuts snorted and replied instantly.

'Florida Man is a wanted man that Her Majesty personally issued a warrant a few days ago. She also warned us not to provoke him if we find him. Let's buy some time and inform Her Majesty about his location.'

'Alright.'

Vendettito stopped sending secret messages to his friend. He gazed at Leo and returned the gesture.

"Understandable. We also experienced that in the past. Well, since you're here, how about we continue our conversation in the palace so we can get to know each other better."

As soon as Vendettito raised his hand, the green elf militias and the people on the bridges instantly recovered from their injuries. Ester also recovered from the side effects of Leo's pill while the sleeping elves woke up.

Leo raised his eyebrows. He didn't sense a domain ability or Qi, yet everybody was fully healed. He smacked his lips and inwardly laughed.

'Heh, a mass healing spell? That's a very good ability. Don't mind me if I copy that ability.'

Leo turned around and glanced at Lucky.

"Transform into your wolf form. Let me ride your back."

"But why, woof?"

"Just do it. I need to take a short nap. Let me meditate on your back for a couple minutes."

"…Okay, woof."

Lucky transformed into a 2-meter-tall wolf. Leo hopped on the wolf's back and firmly sat down. Before he closed his eyes, he ordered everybody to follow the big-faced elf.

"Let's go."

Hua Jiashan and the others nodded and followed the march. As for Leo, he closed his eyes and sank his consciousness to his dantian universe.

Vendettito sized up Leo and slightly frowned. He scoffed in his mind.

'Meditating in the middle of a foreign land? Talk about naivety, he must have been living under a rock. Oh, well. Since he's naïve, I might as well buy time and contact Her Majesty.'

The group proceeded toward the palace of the local Zenith Elf, aka the green elves.

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Meanwhile, Cat looked around and drooled. She kept staring at the green elves around them.

"Nom-Nom Meow?" (They look delicious. Can I eat them?)

Taxi jolted and pulled Cat's collar dress, which she had gotten from Leo. It was a green dress that matched her nail color.

"Smash!" (Not yet. Wait for the lord's permission first.)

"Nom-Nom Meow?" (Does that mean we can eat them soon?)

"…Smash." (Probably?)

Ricardo smacked the back of Taxi's head and reprimanded his colleague.

"SMASH!" (Don't give her hope, you idiot! As soon as we attack them, all hell will break loose! Think about the others!)

"…Smash." (Sorry.)

"…Meow?" (Sorry?)

Ricardo shook his head and slapped his forehead. Babysitting these two immature monster beasts was a headache.

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After an hour of journey, everybody arrived at a white fortress, made of sparkling white jade metal.

"NOM-NOM MEOW?!" (THOSE WHITE BRICKS LOOK DELICIOUS! CAN I EAT THOSE?!)

Ricardo bonked Cat's head.

"Smash!" (Not edible! Don't eat!)

"…Meow." (Shame.)

While the monster beasts made a lot of strange noise, Leo slowly opened his eyes and widely grinned. He gradually opened his palms and closed them, exercising and warming up his finger muscles.

Leo removed his hazmat suit. He turned around and looked at Cat.

"Cat, come here."

"Meow?"

Cat eagerly rushed to Leo's side. She looked up and smiled at him, displaying the beauty of a gorgeous dark elf girl who could awaken any man's father instinct.

"Nom-Nom Meow?" (Any food, dad?)

"Open your mouth."

Cat gleefully opened her mouth as ordered. Leo snickered and condensed the green light on his index fingertip. Then, he fired a streak of light into her mouth.

"!!!"

Cat instinctively swallowed the strange light. It spread throughout her body, causing her body to glow in green radiant.

A few seconds later, Cat burped. She was full. However, she wanted more.

"Meow?!" (That was delicious! What was that?!)

Leo placed his fingertip on his lips, "Shush! Keep it a secret, alright?"

Cat repeatedly nodded in excitement. She eagerly awaited for Leo to feed her more of those green lights.

Leo snickered and closed his eyes. He rechecked the status of Vendettito.

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Name: Vendettito Sugondese the Third

Race: High Elf

Age: 16,580 Years

Cultivation Base: 43-Galaxy Entity

Skills: Providence of Nature, Creation Magic, Healing Magic, Mandate of Nature

Specials: High Elf Bloodline

Favorite Weaponry: Tesla AK50 Railgun

Potential Percentage: 1,000%

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The skillset wasn't as good as Esen's. However, the application of nature magic was useful.

The nature of magic was different than Qi; a magician could exchange their life force to create a miracle. For example, Vendettito's clone could repeatedly create life forms by sacrificing some of his lifespans, such as trees, animals, and mortal creatures. It was a power befit of benevolent gods.

Leo salivated while he memorized the faces of the local people. He wondered how many books he could sell by publishing the art of sorcery and magic to a cultivation world.