Florida Man's General Store in Cultivation World
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chapter-273
Chapter 273 – Florida Man, Who Diagnosed with Skin Cancer Because of Sunbathing, Discovered to be the Prime Suspect of Missing Ohio Woman's Case
In Leo's bus, Esen tucked Ester's child in a bed after a warm bath. She looked at the boy's satisfied face as he was fast asleep.
"…I wish I had a kid like this," Esen was jealous of Ester.
"You definitely will. Lord Florida Man is a vigorous man. As long as you show him your charm at night, you will surely receive his blessings." Ivy giggled.
"N-No way! H-How can I have my own baby?!""Don't worry, your majesty. You will bear a child one day."
"…"
Esen blushed. As soon as she thought of their sexy time at night, smoke came out of her ears.
Ivy couldn't resist laughing. She giggled and gently patted her master, "It's okay, your majesty. It's a very normal reaction. Don't worry. It's something you will enjoy and cherish for a long time."
Esen squealed in her throat and ended up making kettle noise in embarrassment. As her embarrassment reached the limit, she moaned.
"Stop bullying me."
"Hahaha. I'm so sorry, Your Majesty," Ivy changed the subject. "So, what are you going to do with your sister and her child?"Esen gazed at the child and sighed, "Children are innocent. They are not a part of this. Only Ester will be punished."
"But this boy will miss his mother."
Ester had already been imprisoned in Wei Yuan, aka one of
"…If push comes to shove, I'll find him a new mother."
"That's a good choice. This child is still young. He hasn't even developed his brain yet. If we introduce him to a new mother soon, he won't suffer from any implication."
"…"
Esen pitied the boy. She only hoped that he would live a happy normal life.
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It had been 33 days since Dowbad was sent to the Fate Stadium. He ran into Ellen in a PVP match.
The result was obvious – Ellen crippled him and imprisoned him in her dantian universe. She had been interrogating and extracting information about Eleanor's remaining forces and her hidden armies.
After 33 days of interrogation, Ellen received enough info. She killed him and stole his entity fate crystal and heavenly fate crystals.
After securing Dowbad's fate crystals, Ellen called over Overlord Milo and Simba.
In her office in the Fate Stadium, Ellen sat at a coffee desk. Simba and Milo stood still like modern soldiers, folding their arms behind their backs.
Ellen revealed her next scheme.
"The queen should have been dead by now. It's about time we return to DEZNUTS star cluster and reclaim the authority."
Overlord Milo was concerned as Eleanor had many consorts. Among them, there were a few karmic sovereigns.
"Are you sure? Shouldn't we wait and let the local karmic sovereigns kill each other first? I'm sure they will tear each other apart to steal Eleanor's treasures and mineral stars. Some of them originated from her dantian universe. They contain her dao. None of them can resist those."
"That's the point, Milo. When they're busy fighting, we march straight to Deswal Solar System and kill every senator of DEZNUTS. Once they're down, the local soldiers will join our cause and the media will be in our hands. With the media, we can frame the karmic sovereign consorts and the senators for the death of Eleanor and gain the public's support. We can't reign and govern so many stars and zillion of the inhabitants without a good public image."
"…That's true. That's a good plan."
Eleanor shifted her gaze to Simba, whose dark expression didn't hide his stress and concerns.
"Are you worried about your family, Ohio Man?" Inquired Ellen.
Simba let out a short sigh. "The battle took place on my home planet. I need to go back and bring my wife and my child here. Can I get your permission?"
"No." Ellen was firm, "Going there immediately is too dangerous. Eleanor was already defeated by someone called 'Florida Man.' We really need to gather more information about this person. Speaking of which, remember how you used to provide misleading information about this person to Milo? According to what we know, you and Florida Man come from similar backgrounds. It would make sense, logically, to imprison you for investigation, but we're choosing to keep you here with us as a way of showing leniency."
"…"
Ellen leaned forward, giving Simba a meaningful look.
"Listen, Ohio Man. We value your tracking abilities. Prove your loyalty to me, and I'll do everything in my power to rescue and protect your family. In case something happens to them, we will mobilize every able man to avenge them. Stay put and don't do anything. If you disobey my order during this sensitive time, we will deem you as one of Florida Man's allies, and we will kill you, your wife, and your child without fail."
Simba narrowed his eyes. His killing intent erupted, revealing his cultivation base of an entity.
"Even if you're a karmic sovereign, that doesn't mean I will bow my head to you all the time. If you dare harm my family, you can say goodbye to your precious race 'cause I will massacre every green, white, blond, and black elf in this universe! You can rule over the kingdom of ashes and corpses as you wish!"
"Hehehehe." Ellen giggled and stood up. She coyly walked around Simba and revealed her cleavage, "You're quite feral for an entity. Say, if Florida Man actually kills your wife and child, will you stop working as a mercenary and join my army? I kinda like a feral family man… and your black skin."
"…"
Simba clicked his tongue in frustration, yet he maintained his composure and discipline, not resisting Ellen's hand stroking on his chest.
Ellen licked her lips in a lewd way. Teasing Simba enough, Ellen pulled her hand away.
"You're authorized to use your ability to track the location of your wife and child. After you use it, tell me their current location."
Simba was relieved. He opened his system, and a transparent blue screen appeared in front of him.
Ellen glanced at Simba. As she had more entity fate crystals in her soul, she could see the system screen in front of him. Using this opportunity, she stood next to him and peeked at the status screen.
The screen showed Simba's signature perk. He could search and find anybody's name and find their location.
Simba's hands trembled in hesitation. He clenched his fist and input the name of his wife. Then, he pressed the [Search] button.
DING
Instantly, a map appeared, revealing the location of Ester.
However, Ester's status was strange. The map only revealed the last known location, but it didn't show where she was in real-time. Also, the status detail made Simba's heart sink.
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Name: Ester Sydin
Status: Missing or Dead
Last Known Location: Florida Domain, Yan Empire Planet
Last Detected: 33 Days Ago