Florida Man's General Store in Cultivation World
chapter-339

Chapter 339 – Florida Man Prophesizes Doomsday, Claims Sexually Aggressive Demoness Would Enslave Men and Cats Would Be Our Saviors.

Leo enjoyed the long years of peace and tranquility. However, he never forgot to visit Mu-Nyang every week to chat with him.

It only took 10 years of weekly visits for the cat to give in. Mu-Nyang finally invited Leo to enter his little house, but he still declined his offer.

Leo stood in front of Xiaomao's workbench and gazed at their family photos. Seeing a fragment of their happy memory, Leo pitied them.

'I should have been there with them. I guess he has found his new master now.'

Admiring the photos enough, Leo turned around and found Mu-Nyang sitting on a worn-out bed.

"Mu-Nyang, do you want me to improve your living conditions? I won't invite you to my domain anymore."

Mu-Nyang scoffed at Leo, "If you want my master's fishing rod, I won't give it to you no matter what, munya!"

"You misunderstood me. Oh, well."

Leo blinked his eyes twice, and the bed was replaced with a brand new spring bed with fluffy blankets and a cartoonish bed sheet. Another cat bed also appeared and landed next to the human bed.

Mu-Nyang widened his eyes in shock. Still, wary of Leo, he stored Xiaomao's fishing rod in his system inventory and warned the guest.

"No matter how many treasures you give me, I won't give it to you, munya!"

Leo rolled his eyes, "Seriously, you dumb cat. Had I coveted your fishing rod, I would have killed you long ago. Look here."

As the cat was too stubborn to understand his goodwill, Leo demonstrated something of an equivalent value – A true entity fate crystal.

The crystal was only a bead size, but its aura was the same as the fishing rod. Moreover, as Leo was the one who refined it, colorful light beamed from the crystal.

Mu-Nyang closed his eyes as the fate crystal was too bright. He complained, "What are you doing, munya!? Is this your true color?! I'll fight you to the death, munya!"

"…Hah."

Mu-Nyang turned around and extended his tail, transforming it into eight white tentacles.

Leo deeply sighed and flickered his finger. Instantly, Mu-Nyang could no longer move. Not allowing the cat to defend himself, Leo poked the animal's head with his fingertip.

"OW!"

Mu-Nyang could finally move again. Aside from the throbbing pain on his forehead, he was unharmed.

Leo didn't stop there. He shoved the entity fate crystal into Mu-Nyang's forehead. He also warned him.

"It's about time we do things my way. I'm going to show you why I'm doing this, okay?"

The entity Fate Crystal entered Mu-Nyang's dantian universe. Leo also deployed a fragment of his consciousness and sent it into the universe to control the fate crystal.

Instead of letting Mu-Nyang digest the crystal, he destroyed it, turning the true entity fate crystals into multiple heavenly fate crystals. He scattered it throughout Mu-Nyang's universe to hasten the population growth and standard strength.

After pulling his consciousness out of Mu-Nyang's dantian universe, Leo resumed the time flow. He grinned and patted the cat.

"It's going to be hectic in your dantian universe. Do your best to cultivate and grow stronger, okay?"

"????"

Mu-Nyang swatted Leo's hand away and adjusted his fur. He pouted and waved his paw in disgust.

"Go home, munya. Shoo! Shoo!"

"Heh, you ingrate cat. Once your old memory returns, be prepared for some punishment."

"P-Punish? What punishment, munya?! You're evil, munya. Get outta here!"

"Hahahahaha."

Leo burst into laughter and left Mu-Nyang alone. He returned to his domain branch and managed his territories.

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1,000 years quickly went by.

Although Simba's troops had been patrolling the Cathulhu and Florida Galaxy, roaming space beasts kept multiplying. It troubled Simba to the point that he requested Leo's aid to cull the space beast population.

Leo heeded Simba's warning and massacred 70% of the space beasts with just a snap of his fingers. Their carcasses were collected and distributed to all of Leo's ally solar systems as they were the finest source of food. Some of the fish meat was distributed to Mu-Nyang as well.

Cat, who had matured into a singularity, was transferred to Mu-Nyang's planet to take the post of the galaxy's deputy overlord. As soon as she arrived, she visited Mu-Nyang in her father's place as she was curious about what her father's former minion had become.

When Cat arrived at Mu-Nyang's front door, the cathulhu was astonished by her otherworldly beauty. For the first time, he fell in love.

"Umm, who are you, munya?" Asked Mu-Nyang.

Cat stared at Mu-Nyang for a long time and scoffed.

"Chonky cat."

"W-WHAT, MUNYA?!" Mu-Nyang's first love ended instantly. He was enraged, "HOW DARE YOU, MUNYA!"

Cat smirked and brought out a red pointer laser. She flipped the switch and waved it around Mu-Nyang's house.

The cathulhu's cat instinct kicked in. The white cat ran around the house, chasing after the red dot.

Several minutes later, Mu-Nyang regained his composure and yelled at Cat.

"THIS IS DISRESPECTFUL, MUNYA! WHY ARE YOU BULLYING ME?!"

Cat grinned and stuck out her tongue, "Because you hogged my father for 1,000 years, you idiot. Stay here and rot, chonky cat!"

"I'M NOT CHONKEY! YOU'RE CHONKY! YOUR WHOLE FAMILY IS CHONKY, MUNYA!"

Cat laughed and left Mu-Nyang, who seethed and panted due to the unexpected insult.

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After Cat became the deputy overlord of the Cathulhu Galaxy, Leo stopped visiting Mu-Nyang. He visited Priscilla's star system and got busy with the new expansion.

Cat was brutal with her work. She conscripted 50% of adult cathulhus to join the CSDF, aka the Cathulhu Self-Defense Force in exchange for extra cultivation resources from Florida Galaxy.

At first, the locals cooperated as they had nothing to lose. Most male cathulhus spent their days sleeping, so the new overlord assigning them work was the right thing to do. Little did they know that they allowed a tyrant to control them.

After drafting troops, Cat extracted natural resources from the galaxy and transferred them to Leo's system factories and workshops. Forests were cut down. Beautiful natural minerals were dug out while greeneries withered.

The locals protested and demanded Cat to return their forests and natural resources. Riots and protesters roamed the capital city's streets.

Cat didn't do anything fancy to respond. She simply removed catnip from all local convenience stores and the Cathulhu Galaxy's shopping complex. Within a week, all cats suffered from withdrawal syndrome and stopped rioting.

The tyrant pushed forward. She demanded that all Cathulhus had two choices – Migrate to Florida Galaxy or remain here in the colony, waiting for supplies from the headquarters.

90% of the capital's population yielded as they couldn't live without Leo's special catnip. As for the remaining 10%, they either served in the local military or were too old to move.

As most cathulhus of the planet moved out, Mu-Nyang was left behind. Cat left him with a functional colony city to serve as a temporary depot for Leo's supplies, but her action devastated the world.

The rich green world turned into a wasteland. Lakes and seas dried up while local animals were extinct.

Mu-Nyang hated Leo and Cat. He swore that he would avenge their tyranny and rescue his people one day. However, he changed his mind when a new disaster struck.

One day, out of nowhere, a dimension rift appeared outside of the solar system and spat out a human-sized black hole.

The abyssal star sucked so many stars, planets, and asteroids into Cathulhu Galaxy and destroyed them. Among the victims, Mu-Nyang's planet was also within the star's gravity range. His world's orbital path shifted and floated away from the sun.

Fortunately, Simba's fleet was nearby. They suppressed the black hole and disabled its gravity forces before Simba compressed the entire black hole into a cube. He transported it back to Leo as if he knew what Leo needed it for.

Mu-Nyang's world was saved. Simba's troops also corrected Mu-Nyang planet's orbital course and rescued the remaining elderly cathulhus in the remaining cities. Fortunately, most cathulhus in the galaxy had already migrated to Florida Galaxy, so the casualty was minimal.

The event awakened Mu-Nyang. He wondered if Leo and Cat knew about the disaster.

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Meanwhile, Leo sat at a desk and typed something on a floating computer console. He read what he had listed 1,000 years ago.

Year: 540FC

Issues: Shortage of Food throughout the universe due to insufficient food resources and logistic issues.

Status: Solved

Note: Populating space beasts and fish solves the issues. Every race can proactively hunt them for food while those beasts only eat plasma from the sun. It's a free real estate for everybody.

Year: 645FC

Issues: Goblin Overpopulation. Overlord Shuri grows her goblin population too fast and she will drive the divine elves to almost extinction if I don't intervene.

Status: Delayed.

Note: I already murdered Overlord Shuri and trapped goblins in a new universe crystal. It's a shame that Meowmeow will eventually seduce that goblin overlord and repopulate her goblin race before the reverse exodus calamity. I guess we have to wait and see.

Year: 999FC

Issues: Cathulhu Galaxy and Angel Galaxy will collide and cause a quadrillion casualty.

Status: Solved.

Note: Priscilla absorbed the entire galaxy into her dantian universe. I already replaced the lost stars by throwing some random stars from dead space beast's dantian universes here. This universe is still vast. Should I populate more stars and prepare for the reverse exodus?

Year: 1540FC <<< VERY IMPORTANT *CURRENT ISSUE*

Issues: A singularity slips through my foresight radar and is playing with fire. That moron slips into a black hole in my universe to test my strength. The Cathulhu Galaxy will be destroyed.

Status: Pending.

Note: Cat already helped me migrate most of the Cathulhus near the blast area to Florida Galaxy. I haven't dealt with those annoying pests from the higher dimension yet, but I'm about to do so. To Esen or whoever read this log, keep updating this record for me. I'll be back in a year or two.

Year: 2709FC

Issues: Succubi Emergence. Dr. Mao Miaomiao seems to leave behind his seeds, but those angels will mutate into succubi. Men from every race will fall prey to their charm.

Status: Pending

Note: Taxi and his gang will have a ball when the time comes.

Year: 2777FC

Issues: A female orc by the name of Sasha is expelled from the higher dimension here due to internal politics, and cocky singularities from there want her dead. She and I will meet during the conflict which accidentally causes a misunderstanding.

Status: Pending.

Note: This shouldn't even be an issue, but Esen will kill me. Esen, if you read this, stop being so yandere. I know what I'm doing, and I never cheat and will never cheat on you. Do you know that I saw five future timelines that you beheaded me and stuffed my head in a bag like you were a main character from a certain nice boat series? Stop that thought. GET SOME HELP!

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There were more records and notes of future events. However, Leo stopped editing the note and closed the console.

"Hah. Time to visit the higher dimension again. The time dilation is a pain. I hope I can come back within a year."

Leo stretched and warmed up. A few minutes later, he vanished, teleporting to another universe.