Hedonist Sovereign
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chapter-228
After Xu Xiao Bai introduced everyone, Big Brother Buck-teeth and his men sat on the sofa in succession. At this time, Xu Xiao Bai's lackeys, who had gone to the restroom to vomit, came back as well. The private room was instantly filled, and it was clearly much more boisterous.
Liu Xiao Jia finished singing "Heartbeat," and she had sung so earnestly that she hadn't noticed Buck-teeth and his men. After getting off the stage and noticing five additional people in the private room, she was a bit shy. She lowered her head and walked to Qin Feng's side. She neared him and quietly sat down.
"Bravo, bravo! Your singing is too good!" Liu Xiao Jia had just sat down when Buck-teeth clapped and gave a toothy grin. He said to Liu Xiao Jia, "Beauty, you have a heavenly voice. You've wronged your talent by not becoming a singer.
"My name is Wang Hei. The people in the streets call me Brother Buck-teeth. It's an honor to meet a beauty like you. Come, let's have a drink!"
Buck-teeth raised two cups of beer and extended one toward Liu Xiao Jia as if he was prepared to begin picking her up.This scene stunned Xu Xiao Bai. He purposely told Big Brother Buck-teeth about Liu Xiao Jia earlier; could Big Brother Buck-teeth have mistaken her for someone else?
"My apologies, I don't drink!" Liu Xiao Jia didn't know Buck-teeth, so how would she drink with him? She waved her hands in rejection.
Buck-teeth's expression dropped slightly, and he said with some unhappiness, "Little Beauty, what do you mean by this? Are you looking down on me, Big Brother Buck-teeth? I'll have you know that this big brother isn't just boasting in front of you, my name is famous far and wide in the streets, and my power can cover the sky. I'm a big deal!"
Liu Xiao Jia couldn't take it when she saw Big Brother Buck-teeth's mouth full of yellow teeth and smelled the stench of his breath as he spoke. She didn't know how to refuse Buck-teeth. Just then, she felt a pair of large hands lightly tug her behind a body to shield her. Afterward, she heard Qin Feng's calm voice.
"Brother Big Yellow-teeth, we don't see many 'Islanders' in society anymore. Could you tell me which island you live on?"
"F*ck, what did you call your elder, stinking brat?" Buck-teeth didn't care if Qin Feng asked about some 'island' or 'street'; once he heard Qin Feng call him Big Yellow-teeth, Buck-teeth was so angry that he jumped up.
"You're saying that your elder has big yellow teeth? Look here, are my teeth yellow?" Wang Hei opened his mouth and stared at Qin Feng with extreme seriousness.Since he had a mouth full of buck teeth, he was nicknamed "Big Brother Buck-teeth." Wang Hei didn't really accept the nickname, but after his brothers called him this so many times, he could only quietly accept it.
Now, once Qin Feng stepped in, he directly shouted the ruthless nickname "Big Yellow-teeth," so how could Buck-teeth not be angry? At this time, he wanted to smash a beer bottle on Qin Feng's head.
Chinese people are all creatures with a strong sense of curiosity. When Buck-teeth opened his mouth to exhibit his teeth, all the people in the private room looked over.
They all didn't know what to say when they saw Buck-teeth's extremely crooked and rotten teeth that were turning a bit black.
Qin Feng also looked earnestly at Buck-teeth's teeth, then shook his head and said seriously, "I'm really sorry. Looks like I really did see wrongly at first.
"Uhm, Big Black-teeth, you still haven't responded to my question: which 'island' do you live on?"
Big Black-teeth?
Pfft!
After hearing Qin Feng's new nickname for Big Brother Buck-teeth, the spectators suppressed their laughter with all their might until their faces turned completely red. Even Buck-teeth's four lackeys were tickled by Qin Feng. Qin Feng's nickname described their boss's teeth too accurately.
"Stinking brat, I'm warning you, you better not speak so carelessly. When this elder gets mad, even I get afraid!" Buck-teeth glared coldly at Qin Feng. Then, he suddenly thought of Xu Xiao Bai's assignment. Other than coming to pick up girls, it just so happened that he also had to harshly teach this brat Qin Feng a lesson.
At this time, Buck-teeth already put on a fierce expression. He looked disdainfully at Qin Feng and asked, "Stinking brat, which street do you hang out on?"
"I don't live on the island, but I know two friends that hang out on the island," Qin Feng said with a light smile.
Buck-teeth was trying to figure out Qin Feng's background, so when he heard that Qin Feng knew people on the "streets," his expression changed slightly. He feigned nonchalance and said, "So you also have friends on the streets, brat. Why don't you tell me who? Maybe I've hung around with your friends before."
"I don't think so." Qin Feng shook his head and said, "My two friends are long-term inhabitants of the island and live reclusive lives. Even if I told you, you might not know them. One is called Guo Jing, and the other is called Huang Rong." [TLN: Guo Jing and Huang Rong are characters from the famous wuxia novel The Legend of the Condor Heroes.]
"That's right. I'm not sure if you've heard of the island they live on, Brother Big Black-teeth. It's called Peach Blossom Island?" Qin Feng said while looking at Buck-teeth with seriousness.
All the people in the room suddenly forgot to breathe. They stared stupidly at Qin Feng and thought about what he said.
Very soon, someone understood. Qin Feng was intentionally teasing Buck-teeth: he switched hanging out "on the streets" into hanging out "on the island." [TLN: "Street" and "island" have the same pronunciation in Chinese, but use different tones.]
A couple of seconds later, laughter arose in the private room. They couldn't hold it in any longer.
"What are you laughing at? What the f*ck is so funny?" Buck-teeth was the last one to regain his senses, and once he did, he burst out yelling.
When the private room fell quiet again, Buck-teeth glared fiercely at Qin Feng and shouted, "Stinking brat, you have the f*cking guts to mess with your elder? Let me show you the consequences of messing with your elder!"
Buck-teeth was extremely angry about actually being played by a twenty-year-old brat. He picked up an empty beer bottle and aimed at Qin Feng's head.
"Ah… Big Brother Feng, be careful!" Liu Xiao Jia was sitting beside Qin Feng and was so frightened that she covered her mouth and shrieked.