Holding On to My Man
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chapter-91-30041322
TL: Cat
TLC: Elestrea + Evan
Editor: Evan
At once, the original serious atmosphere they had while having a wholehearted discussion about their grand ancestors was broken and turned into a sickening performance of Gu Bai wooing Admiral Han. The people at the scene, along with the netizens on StarNet really had the urge to tear Gu Bai away from Admiral Han.
The most important thing is that Admiral Han, in spite of everything, even replied, replied, replied, replied, replied!!!
Can’t you see that there are so many excellent women and men all over the interstellar planet? At the site, there’s already an equally intelligent and beautiful young lady, Nangong, ah. Admiral, you must have been bewitched by Qiao Qi!
“Excuse me, classmate Qiao, is there any necessary connection between your comment and the admiral’s kiss?”
Nangong Xuan also couldn’t help but speak up. She didn’t expect that in the whole interstellar there would be such an infatuated fool. Furthermore, he had such a thick face. Don’t tell me he really doesn’t know that they’re being broadcasted live across the interstellar, ah! All his actions were revealed to the whole interstellar network. Is he not afraid to return and be beaten to death by enthusiastic fans who’re infatuated with Admiral Han?!
It turned out that Gu Bai’s face was really thick. He smiled, then went directly to Han Lijun. He grabbed his shoulders and kissed him. He didn’t care about the piercing eyes of the interstellar people. Once his love for his man was intensified, it would burn like fire.
At the moment when he touched Han Lijun’s lips, he proactively and passionately put his tongue in, sweeping around the man’s upper jaw, lower jaw, gums and so on, and seductively hooked the tip of his tongue.
The smooth and warm touch ♪ made Admiral Han, who had never experienced this taste, feel reluctant to let go; and he took an initiative to actively entangle with it. How can this little baby be so attractive?The technology of the interstellar had developed to an unprecedented level, so the camera lens was naturally very clear. Besides the photographers who were filming some important figures, they also arranged for smart machines to follow behind and film as well, so even if the photographers did not personally shoot this scene, the smart machines would spread out and capture it.
Everyone in the whole interstellar looked at this scene and were practically stunned. Especially because of the clarity of the shot, they could see the natural expressions of affection and sweetness on Gu Bai and Admiral Han’s faces.
“How can he kiss my male god, wuwu…”
In front of StarNet, one group of fans of Admiral Han cried bitterly. Their male god’s first kiss was easily taken away by an infatuated fool. They knew that they themselves were also lovestruck fools. Even if they knew they couldn’t chase their male god, they would die without regrets if they could just get a kiss from him.
Envy, jealousy and hatred were in everyone’s hearts.
Although the interstellar age was now very open-minded in regards to relationships, due to the occasion, the two didn’t kiss for too long.
At the end of the kiss, the great Admiral Han licked his lips regretfully, grabbed Gu Bai’s shoulders, and spoke to the soldier who was about to send Gu Bai away.
“Please don’t blame him. He was just too excited to see his idol. This type of emotion is understandable. As a soldier who loves to protect the people of the Empire, we should be generous. Well, classmate Qiao, are you feeling better now? Do you still need to calm down again, ma…?”
Everyone was a little comforted to hear the previous words, but the last sentence made everyone speechless again, and they wanted to cry. This sort of deadpan flirting couldn’t have come from their admiral, it couldn’t have…
The king in front of the StarNet could not help saying to the people all around him, “Please send a message to Admiral Han’s personal terminal immediately, and tell him to please seriously manage the imperial soldiers!”
Gu Bai really wanted to nod his head again for a hot kiss, but although he was influenced by the original host’s lovestruck character, his own rationality was still very strong.
With a sweet smile, he just stood up, flipped the projection, and expressed his opinion.
“I agree very much in regards to what Teacher Li said just now. Our ancestors were indeed very mysterious and great. They actually built an ancient tomb that was preserved during the impact of the planet’s annihilation. But towards Miss Nangong’s words just now, I express my total opposition. Your answer is completely wrong…”
As soon as his words fell, Nangong Xuan’s complexion darkened. What does this interstellar man know.
No one knew Earth’s culture better than her as a transmigrator from ancient Earth. These interstellar people couldn’t even translate modern characters, let alone the ancient culture before modern times, and they knew nothing.
Other people were also excited. Miss Nangong was a professional professor who could completely translate ancient Earth characters. She was a gifted young lady of the Empire. The lovestruck fool even said that Miss Nangong’s solution was completely wrong. He’s clearly picking a fight, ma!
Nangong Xuan’s supporters at the site immediately mocked him.
“Classmate Qiao Qi, at your age, let alone archaeology, it’s good to finish the interstellar course! What’s more, if I didn’t guess wrong, classmate Qiao should be studying music in college, ba. Please don’t pretend to understand when you don’t seriously damage archaeological work! Miss Nangong is the most professional professor of ancient Chinese translation in our Empire!”
All of StarNet was also hurling abuse at him, they were dissatisfied with his infatuated actions towards Admiral Han. It was like the straw that broke the camel’s back, thoroughly infuriating everyone.
“This Qiao Qi is too much, unexpectedly questioning Miss Nangong’s words. He’s not only a lovestruck fool, but he’s also an idiot. When he comes back, I’ll buy a spaceship ticket to the Capital star and beat him to death!”
There were angry interstellar netizens who said that because of the low birth rate of newborn babies in the interstellar, the life of every interstellar person was very precious. If they didn’t commit an actual crime, you couldn’t kill them at will, and they would be protected by the Empire. The netizens could only express their indignation with such words.
Regarding everyone and their glaring eyes, Gu Bai still completely ignored them and continued with a smile.
“Yes, I did study music in college, but that doesn’t mean I can’t study archaeology. In fact, I’m very interested in Earth’s culture, therefore I do research in private… This kind of ancient tomb isn’t as simple as you think. As for Miss Nangong’s guess, I can only say that it’s very wrong!”
No need to say that people don’t believe him. Even on StarNet, the original host’s parents are stunned. Their son is infatuated with the projection of Admiral Han all day, that fool, so when did he have the time to study archaeology? How could they not know about it?
“What’s your brilliant idea?”
“I don’t think it’s worthy of your high opinion, but this ancient tomb is definitely not the tomb of the Western Zhou Dynasty, which has been destroyed for more than three thousand years, as Miss Nangong has said. It had existed during an even more ancient time, just like the result Teacher Li had gotten after testing. It’s impossible to estimate how far back it has existed… And this tomb is definitely not an emperor’s tomb!”
Gu Bai slightly smiled. Nangong Xuan really did know a lot about Earth’s culture because she was a transmigrator, but her knowledge was only limited to the modern life she had lived through.
He guessed that Nangong Xuan had, at most, been an ordinary person before she transmigrated. Let alone the study of the ancient Chinese language, she couldn’t even recognise all of the most basic traditional characters.
In the plot, it was because of her reckless interpretation and guidance that she led everyone into the trap of the ancient tomb, resulting in a tragedy. Ignorance was not terrible, but using one’s ignorance to show off was just causing a lot of trouble.
Nangong Xuan, who had been sought after by many people since transmigrating into the interstellar planet, was swept away by Gu Bai’s words and spoke a little angrily and coldly.
“Classmate Qiao, if you want to express yourself, you have to have real skills. There clearly is a carved dragon on the tomb gate in this picture’s projection. Everyone in the entire interstellar knows that dragons are the symbol for ancient Earth. Besides the emperor, who dares to carve a dragon at the door of a tomb? Only the emperor has the power to build such an ancient tomb!”
Everyone nodded their heads. Even if Earth’s culture disappeared for tens of thousands of years, everyone still knew this, because the totem of the interstellar empire was also currently a dragon.
“I’ve said that there’s something wrong with the tomb…”
Gu Bai didn’t care about other people’s contempt at all. He continued to express himself calmly.
“The carving on the gate of this ancient tomb is indeed a dragon totem. If it was just this totem, then this may really be an ancient imperial tomb. But look at the following. Under these dragon totems, there are also taotie, evil spirits, ferocious-looking fanged beasts, and sharp-headed demons. All of these represent greed, evil, and darkness. If it’s the emperor’s tomb, how could these patterns have been carved…”
“And as for the words in front of the tomb, I can translate them for you. The meaning they’re expressing is very simple. They’re saying, ‘Trespassers will die!’”
When seeing the projections of these pictures, Gu Bai had realised that the ancient tomb was unusual. Not to mention the rest of the characters, the ones on the tomb door alone were very surprising.
Because the characters on the tomb door were not the characters of any dynasty, but the characters of demons. He had encountered it when he had been a yao. Ordinary people would absolutely not recognise these characters.
What was more, he noticed something peculiar about the taotie totem on the door of the tomb. Although most taotie totems were generally similar, this one was different, obviously different.
Regardless of everything else, its appearance was striking, and it looked exactly the same as the beast which called Ye Cang “Master,” the same beast he had once seen in the apocalyptic world!
Gu Bai felt as if he had smelled a secret. He was not only interested in the energy in the tomb, but also in the entirety of the tomb.
“So, I suggest that you take me with you on this exploration of the ancient tomb. Maybe I can save your lives! Admiral, please take me with you. Although the ancient tomb is very dangerous, I’m willing to offer you everything…”
As for the last sentence, Gu Bai looked at Han Lijun and continued to express his unremitting love.
Everyone couldn’t help twitching the corners of their mouths again. This bitch, after pretending to flatter a higher up for so long, so this is his ultimate goal all along!
The aloof Admiral once again showed his gentle expression and nodded in approval.
“This general also felt that tomb exploration work would be very difficult. It would be nice to bring along a professional, cute baby. I can feel your dedication to the empire. You don’t look very well. Have you been stirred up again? Do you need to calm down again…?”
With that, the ruthless, mad tyrant Admiral rubbed Gu Bai’s lips, eager to give it a try.
“Let’s have a meteorite kill the guy who seduced the general…”
All the interstellar netizens instantly beat their chests and stamped their feet while howling and cursing in grief. Their male god absolutely couldn’t be seduced by such a sappy, infatuated fool. He absolutely couldn’t be!
And what “cute baby”. Admiral, you must have acted like this because of the live broadcast on StarNet. Your image is definitely not like this!
“Message Admiral Han’s personal terminal again!”
The king couldn’t bear to continue to cover his eyes and gave out orders. The Han family’s leader lowered his eyes while also secretly contacting his grandson’s personal terminal.
Title of the chapter arc = 第91章 星际之地球古墓(4) or Chapter 91: The Interstellar’s Ancient Earth Tomb (4)
Cat: This chapter was gonna come out without being translation-checked and I already prepared an apology letter as for why this times chapter is really bad or even confusing to some people, but a heroine came! The heroine’s name goes by Elestrea (or El for short). So please thank Elestrea for her quick help on looking over this chapter. Another thank you should go over to Evan who also tried her best to make this chapter readable and presentable for the audience, so thank you once again. Other than that, thank you guys for your continual support and I hope you enjoy this chapter~
