I Beg You All, Please Shut Up
chapter-273

Chapter 273: The Ability to Communicate with Animals

Xia Mo thought for a while, nodded, and said: “Well, at present, the case is somewhat clueless.”

“Sister, tell me.” Chu Tian said expectantly, “I'll analyze it for you.”

What?

Xia Mo smiled and said, “Can you analyze it for me?”

“That's right.” Chu Tian said, “The wisdom of the masses, the three cobblers are as good as Zhuge Liang. Maybe I can give you some inspiration, right?”

“Okay.” Xia Mo smiled and said, “Then I'll tell you something and see what inspiration you can give me.”

“The victim's name is Liu Tong. She's 26 years old. He's a native of Haicheng and from a well-to-do family. She's not considered rich, but not poor either.”

“Liu Tong is currently single. She was in a relationship when she was in college, but she broke up three years ago. Her ex-boyfriend is not from Haicheng but from Yunnan. He is now married and has a child in his hometown. There has been no contact for two years.”

“As for Liu Tong, she has a higher vision. She has met some blind dates in the past three years, but there is basically no follow-up. According to her parents and friends, her last blind date was four months ago.”

“Economically, Liu Tong is relatively independent. Although this pet shop can’t bring her much profit, usually manages her own stocks and income. She has not borrowed money from anyone.”

“Besides, Liu Tong is more homely. Her social circle is very small and usually likes to play with small animals in the store. Except for her best friend, who often comes to the store to play with her, she basically has no friends.”

“Liu Tong currently lives alone, and her parents bought a separate house for her.”

“Well… that’s about it.”

After hearing Xia Mo’s description, Chu Tian nodded seriously and said, “There are no emotional disputes, no financial disputes, and the circle of friends is not big, and she was raped and murdered, sister. I suspect this is the case. Ah… tougher case, yes, tougher.”

Xia Mo looked at Chu Tian speechlessly, then kicked him suddenly, and said with a smile: “You are not talking nonsense. If it is not difficult, I will use the second time to do the on-site survey?”

Chu Tian chuckled and said, “Sister, at this time, I think it may be necessary to use the power of the masses. Let’s go visit and ask people nearby. Maybe there are witnesses.”

“Yes.” Xia Mo gestured to a few cats in a cattery and said, “Those are not all witnesses. You can ask them, you are both beasts, and you can definitely communicate.”

After casually making a joke, Xia Mo turned around and continued to search for clues with the ponytail policewoman, but she didn’t find anything. Just as she turned around, Chu Tian’s body shook violently as if struck by lightning. His eyes widened at once.

Day! That feeling came again!

Right after Xia Mo said the last sentence, Chu Tian felt a clear spring pour into his mind in an instant.

It was cold and refreshing, and the soul seemed to have been sublimated, rising to another realm.

Moreover, in the next moment, Chu Tian had an ‘epiphany’.

Understood! Because of Xia Mo’s joke, he actually had the ability to communicate with animals!

Obediently, this ability…

After a brief shock, Chu Tian came back to his senses, looked directly at the cat in the cage, didn’t speak, and shouted in his mind: “Hey, ugly cat.”

Brush!

In the cage, the black cat that was lying lazily got up and looked at Chu Tian. “Huh! Pretty boy, are you the one talking to me?”

Whoa!

This feels… so amazing and so much fun!

Chu Tian smiled at the black cat in the cage and continued, “What the hell are you calling me? Believe it or not, I strangled you to death?”

Black Cat: “Yo Yo Yo Yo, you can be fierce to death. You try ah, believe it or not, a cat’s paw, directly cut off your hand?”

Hi!

I had a bad temper!

Chu Tian looked at the automatic feeder beside him and said, “Then do you believe that I cut off your food and starved you to death, you ugly bastard?”

“I…” the black cat’s pupils dilated and said, “Brother, I’m just kidding. How can I take it seriously?”

“Cut!” Chu Tian cut and said, “Tell me, what happened the night before yesterday? Who killed your master?”

“This…” the black cat whispered, “It’s not impossible to say it, but it can’t be said in vain, right?”

“Heh, you fucking negotiated terms with me?” Chu Tian smiled and said, “Do you still have a fucking conscience? Your master was murdered.”

“Who is the owner?” The black cat said disdainfully, “I never recognized her at all. She got me here and planned to sell me for money. She is a cat trader. I didn’t sever her neck with one claw; I already saved her face.”

Got it!

Chu Tian smiled and said, “Okay, don’t be so fucking bragging, you’re the only one. Can you cut off the neck for yourself? Tell me what conditions you are willing to agree to.”

“I don’t want to live here.” Black Cat said, “I’ve been locked up in a cage all day, I’m going crazy, and this low-quality cat food is so bad, I want to eat something delicious.”

“It’s no big deal,” Chu Tian said. “I’ll take you away later. My place is big enough for you to have fun. Besides, I have delicious food, some delicious canned cat food, and some top-quality dried fish. You’ll be stuffed to death.”

“Huh… you keep your word?” Black Cat said, “Baby faces usually don’t keep their word.”

“You fucking call me a jerk again, believe it or not, I’ll kill you?” Chu Tian stared, “Where is my jerk? I’m a hunk, okay, I can punch you and also kill a bunch of people; call them macho!”

“Okay, okay, macho.” Black Cat said, “Really, he’s obviously a little boy.”