I Beg You All, Please Shut Up
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chapter-325
Chapter 325: It's Going to Pick Up Girls
What the hell?
Feel the breath of the pigeon family in yourself?
This big white pigeon could really talk nonsense!
What’s happening? Could it be that the stewed squab with a sea cucumber I ate yesterday hasn’t been digested yet?Hearing the big white pigeon’s words, the pigeons standing on the wall immediately became excited.
“Sure enough, he belongs to our pigeon family.”
“Great, our pigeon family has a new member.”
“It’s a pity that he can’t fly. Otherwise, we can fly with him in the future.”
“Hey, it doesn’t matter. He can’t fly. He is half human and half pigeon.”
On the landscape tree, the big white pigeon looked at Chu Tian and said, “You said just now that you want us to help. What do you mean?”
“Oh, it’s like this,” Chu Tian explained. “I need you to keep an eye on someone for me. It’s a woman who will be moving here soon. I want you to monitor her every move, but I can’t show up.”“Don’t worry. Your vigilance won’t be in vain. As a half-human, half-pigeon, my status is quite good. I can prepare plenty of delicious pigeon food for you…”
After Chu Tian talked about his conditions and remuneration, the big white pigeon said indifferently: “Hey, why did I think it was so easy? That’s fine, don’t worry, leave it to us, but how shall we find you?”
“That’s it.” Chu Tian said, “If you can trust me, send someone to come with me, and I will let him find the way so that you can go directly to my place for dinner when you are hungry in the future.”
“No problem.” The big white pigeon said, “Everyone is a member of the pigeon family. I must trust you, so let me go with you.”
……
Ten minutes later!
Chu Tian walked out of the villa carrying a cardboard box.
Taking out the phone, Chu Tian dialed a number and said, “Hey, Xiaoqiu, go to the supermarket and buy some nutritionally balanced pigeon food, as well as utensils for feeding pigeons.”
“Yes, I plan to take a pigeon back and raise it. It will be formulated according to the ration of the racing pigeon, and any nutritional powder that needs to be added will be added.”
“Let’s see, just set up a place in the corner of the villa, no cages, free range, not closed.”
“Well, I’ll be back in a moment.”
After hanging up the phone, Chu Tian looked at the cardboard box and said with the thought: “How about it? Don’t you panic?”
“It’s okay, the gap is quite big, but it’s a little unstable and wobbly.”
“Okay, I’ll try to be as steady as possible.”
……
At five ten in the afternoon, As the gate of the villa opened, Chu Tian walked in directly from the entrance.
Seeing Li Sisi, Xiaoqiu, and others who were doing things near the bamboo forest in the villa, Chu Tian walked over directly.
After all, they were third-level agents, and Xiaoqiu and others had strong hands-on skills. A few simple shelves and shacks were also built.
Seeing Chu Tian approaching, Li Sisi couldn’t help but say quietly: “Oh, you are really bored. Why do you suddenly want to raise pigeons again?”
“It hurts to be idle.” Chu Tian chuckled.
Li Sisi smiled, rolled her eyes, and said, “How many?”
“One.” Chu Tian picked up the suitcase.
“One?” Li Sisi asked innocently. “Pigeons are usually bought in pairs. Why do you have only one? How will this one pigeon lay eggs and hatch young pigeons?”
“It’s okay. It’s a male.” Chu Tian said, “Just let it pick up girls by itself, and I’ll bring a bunch of them soon.”
Li Sisi slapped Chu Tian with a giggle and said, “You think it is a hooligan just like you, and you let it pick up girls by itself, be careful that it is seduced away by “other hens.”
“That can’t be done.” Chu Tian said seriously, “My pigeon, follow me. It can only bring girls home. It is impossible to be seduced by the hen pigeon.”
Li Sisi giggled again, then picked up a pair of scissors and said, “Come on, take it out carefully.”
Ok?
Seeing this, Chu Tian frowned slightly and said, “Sister Li Sisi, what are you doing?”
“I’ll cut its wings.” Li Sisi said, “Otherwise, it will fly away, and it will have to stay at home for a while. After getting familiar with it, the pigeon can stay at home.”
“No need.” Chu Tian said, “My pigeon is obedient and won’t fly away. If I cut its wings, it won’t be able to fly away. How cruel it is.”
You’re kidding!
Chu Tian brought back a pigeon boss from a long distance. If Li Sisi cut its wings, how would it go back? How would the other pigeons know this place?
“Temporary.” Li Sisi said, “If you cut it, it will grow back. If you don’t cut it, it will really fly.”
“It’s fine.” Chu Tian said, “A pigeon, know my family.”
While speaking, Chu Tian directly opened the box in his hand.
The box was opened, and the big white pigeon flew out with a whirring of wings and landed on a thin bamboo that was curved like an arch bridge.
“Hey.” Li Sisi took the scissors and stared hurriedly, “Look, it flew away. It’s all right now. How do you catch it?”
“No.” Chu Tian smiled and said, “It’s not here.”
“Fly right away.” Li Sisi said, “Just watch.”
The big white pigeon stood on the thin bamboo, looked around, and said: “Oh, this place, I have been to this place before, and I have an impression.”
Oh?
Chu Tian said: “Have you been here?”
“Yes, I have,” said the big white dove. “Not often. It’s a bit far from here. OK, I know the place. I’ll go.”
“Hey, wait a minute,” Chu Tian said, “Bring everyone back to eat and let them get familiar with the route. I have prepared professional pigeon food here, as well as a lot of nutritional supplements.”
“Okay, no problem.”
“Then do you remember the way back?”
“Are you kidding me? Our pigeons are ranked second in their ability to know the way, and no one dares to say they are number one in front of us.”
Right!
Pigeons had an excellent ability to distinguish the way. They were positioned according to the earth’s magnetic field, which is why pigeons can be used as carrier pigeons.
Chu Tian: “Then you should be careful on the way back. Don’t be shot down. Fly higher.”
“Yes, I know. Come on. I’ll bring them to dinner when I get back.”
After speaking, the big white pigeon dove flew into the blue sky with a whirring as soon as it spread its wings.
Seeing this, Li Sisi looked at Chu Tian with the scissors in hand and said, “It’s all right now, look, let’s fly.”
“No.” Chu Tian laughed, “This is a rogue pigeon. It went to pick up girls, and it came back with a group of young hens after a while.
Bring back a group of young hens in a while?
Li Sisi chuckled and said, “If it’s true, then its ability to pick up girls is better than yours.”
“It’s half a catty.” Chu Tian said, “I’m not bad at picking up girls.”