I Might Be A Fake Cultivator
chapter-1814

Xu Xiaolan rode atop her phoenix and returned to Earth.

In this world, where Return to Void Stage mighty figures were at the pinnacle of power, two Dao Integration Stage super mighty figures suddenly appeared, creating a massive stir.

The cultivators’ group chat was absolutely buzzing.

Green River Sword Immortal: “Have you guys heard? Xu Xiaolan is coming back to Earth!”

The Savior: “Insolence! How could you refer to her by her name? We must respect her by referring to her by her title of Divine Phoenix Maiden!”

Tian Lingling: “No way, Big Sister Lanlan is always our Big Sister Lanlan.”

Daoist Priest Yuan Mu sent through a curious kitty emoji. “Seniors, who is this Senior Xu Xiaolan that all of you are talking about?”

Cloud Exploring Daoist: “She is the number one goddess in the Kingdom of the Nine States.”

Daoist Priest Yuan Mu: “Oh my God!”

Celestial Maiden Arowana: “Holy f*ck!”

All of the newbies in the group were all shocked.

The Savior: “From a cultivation base standpoint, she is at the Dao Integration Stage, which lies beyond Return to Void Stage. She is someone who has perfected her divine dao and has been acknowledged by the Great Dao of Heaven and Earth. She is infinitely approaching a being who is truly immortal!”

Daoist You Mu: “Not only that, but the Divine Phoenix Maiden is also the only one in the Kingdom of the Nine States to have successfully integrated two divine daos at the same time! She is a freak among freaks!”

Daoist Priest Yuan Mu: “Ho… Holy Mother of God! She’s absolutely legendary then!”

Celestial Maiden Arowana: “My God! It’s so bright, I’m about to be blinded by her halo!”

Truth Seeking Little Monk: “I feel like I can see the light of a protagonist, and this is the only light a protagonist should possess at the end of the story…”

Little Brother Six Paths: “Why is a legendary figure like her coming to Earth?”

Tian Lingling: “She’s here to find her dao partner, of course!”

Little Brother Six Paths: “No way… This is a woman even a god does not deserve, how does she have a dao partner already?”

Tian Lingling: “Well, she does. And I’m happy to inform you that her dao partner is none other than our An Lin.”

Little Brother Six Paths: “What the f*ck?!”

Light Particle Bomb Fairy: “Holy Mother of God!”

Celestial Maiden Arowana: “I need a defibrillator! My heart has stopped!”

Daoist Priest Yuan Mu: “I’m kneeling for Big Boss An Lin.”

All of the newbies in the group were excited beyond belief.

In their hearts, An Lin was the most powerful being to have come from Earth. Hence, they were naturally genuinely elated and proud that he had such a powerful dao partner too.

Yellow Wood Daoist: “Lingling, you’re pretty close with An Lin, right? Have you seen Xu Xiaolan?”

Tian Lingling: “Xiaolan is at the Peace Immortal Sect. You guys can come and meet her as well.”

A flood of messages instantly rushed into the chat.

Everyone wanted to see what this legendary woman looked like.

At the Peace Immortal Sect.

Tian Lingling wore a pink dress and led several dozen group members toward an intricate pavilion. All of the group members were a little nervous and uneasy.

There, a woman in a jade dress sat with a radiant and enchanting smile while holding a series of strange objects that she was now patiently introducing to An Mingchuan.

This woman was extremely beautiful with skin even fairer and more flawless than jade. Her smile was extremely gorgeous, and all of the spectating cultivators were completely entranced by the sight of her.

Furthermore, her beauty was not invasive at all. Instead, it gave one a very warm and comfortable feeling. Even the likes of Celestial Maiden Arowana, who were fellow female cultivators, were simply unable to bring themselves to be jealous of her. Instead, they could only admire and revere.

A handsome, white-robed man sat beside this woman as she introduced the items that she had brought with her to An Mingchuan. He supported his chin in his hand and was nibbling on a spirit fruit, looking as if he were bored out of his mind.

“That is our Divine Phoenix Maiden.”

Tian Lingling pointed at the extremely gorgeous woman with a smile.

Everyone nodded upon hearing this. With those goddess-like looks, they could guess who she was even without the introduction!

The Light Particle Bomb Fairy sighed with emotion as she stroked her wavy, golden curls with a dejected expression. “Sigh… I thought I had a chance with Senior An Lin. Now, I don’t even want to try and compete…”

The Savior chuckled. “Don’t give up too soon.”

“You think I have a chance?” The Light Particle Bomb Fairy’s eyes lit up. Could it be that in everyone else’s eyes, her looks rivaled Xu Xiaolan’s?

The Savior nodded. “Perhaps An Lin has a fetish for ugly girls?”

Light Particle Bomb Fairy: “…”

Boom!

“Ow!”

An explosion erupted, followed by an anguished wail.

Xu Xiaolan, An Lin, and An Mingchuan all turned toward a certain direction at the same time.

Tian Lingling made her way over with a dainty smile on her face. “Fake Daoist Priest, Big Sister Xiaolan, I’ve brought some cultivators here to visit you guys.”

An Lin and Xu Xiaolan welcomed the visitors with warm smiles.

Xu Xiaolan even commanded Little Huang to dance for everyone.

All of the cultivators were extremely overwhelmed. This was the first time they had seen an actual phoenix dance for them! The dance wasn’t very beautiful as the phoenix was extremely reluctant and depressed as it wiggled its miniature body with a suicidal expression, but all of the cultivators were excited beyond belief.

How many people could say that they had witnessed a mythological beast dance for them?

This was completely unimaginable to them!

Little Huang was in complete despair. To think that a regal phoenix would be reduced to a court jester for a bunch of Dao Body Stage and Spirit Nurturing Stage cultivators. What sheer and utter humiliation!

What a disgrace to all phoenixes!

An Lin and Xu Xiaolan found this to be quite funny and used a photographic crystal to record Little Huang’s adorable yet stiff dance moves.

Soon, the visiting cultivators left after that unforgettable experience.

They still had missions that they had to complete. Even though the cracks on Earth had disappeared, there were still other areas that they needed to attend to and patrol.

An Lin and Xu Xiaolan didn’t really have anything to do. Earth was tiny in their eyes, and they could travel to any corners of the globe in an extremely short time via spatial travel, so there was no need for them to be stationed anywhere.

“Xiaolan, when are you going to hold your wedding and take my An Lin? My life would be complete when that day comes…” An Mingchuan sighed.

Xu Xiaolan glanced at An Lin with a faint smile on her face. “I want that as well, but An Lin doesn’t. Look at him, all he’s concerned about nowadays is destroying the Heavenly Human Tribe…”

An Lin was very hurt. “Xiaolan, when did you get on the same team as Dad? Do you think I want to keep this up? I’ve been a virgin for over a hundred years!”

An Mingchuan’s eyes lit up. “How about this? We can delay the wedding until after the Heavenly Human Tribe crisis is over, but you two can make a grandchild for me first!”

An Lin: “…”

Xu Xiaolan: “…”