I Might Be A Fake Cultivator
chapter-1865

“Big Boss An Lin, congratulations on your… whatever this is!”

Lan Xiaoni made her way over to An Lin, and she was a little uneasy, but she still pinched An Lin’s arm as her sapphire eyes blinked with curiosity.

“It feels the exact same as before…”

An Lin smiled upon hearing this. “Even though I don’t look any different, I can lie down on the ground and allow a Dao Integration Stage super mighty figure to attack me to their heart’s content, and they still won’t even be able to tear through my skin.”

Lan Xiaoni’s expression shifted upon hearing this. “Really?!”

One had to realize that some exceptionally powerful Dao Integration Stage super mighty figures could even destroy immortal tools with their full power. Did that mean that An Lin’s skin was now even more resolute than an immortal tool now?

An Lin and Lan Xiaoni recuperated for a short while before flying back to the West Sea Alliance.

The heaven and earth phenomena had already disappeared, but the entire West Sea was in shock.

All living beings within the West Sea, no matter where they were, could see the powers of the five elements falling from the sky. They were as dazzling and spectacular as a divine miracle, misleading the West Sea Alliance powerful beings into believing that the Heavenly Sea God had descended upon this world and sending everyone into a state of anxiety and panic.

All of them only realized what had happened after An Lin and Lan Xiaoni returned to the West Sea Alliance and provided an explanation to everyone.

“Congratulations, Sect Leader An Lin!”

“As expected of the future hope of our West Sea. I am now well and truly convinced that you will lead the West Sea to unprecedented heights!”

“Senior An Lin, may I ask what cultivation method you cultivated in to trigger heaven and earth phenomena of this caliber?”

A Spirit Fish Clan general made their way over to An Lin with curiosity in their eyes.

An Lin replied with a serious expression, “My cultivation method is very powerful. It’s called the Heaven And Earth Almighty No Extremes Miraculous Five Elements Creation Cultivation Method.”

“Gasp…”

Everyone drew a sharp intake of breath upon hearing this.

One could tell that this cultivation method was super badass just from its name!

After that, praise and congratulations were showered upon An Lin.

An Lin was already desensitized toward situations like this and retained his poise amid all of the attention he was getting.

“By the way, Sect Leader An Lin, did you and Alliance Leader Lan discover anything about that mysterious hole in the West Sea?” High Priest Gu Yu asked.

“We sure did!” Lan Xiaoni interjected, “We discovered that the Heavenly Sea God was in there, and we even battled him!”

Her words created another massive stir in the palace.

“My God! You two fought the Heavenly Sea God?!”

“Furthermore, you fought a paramount Heavenly God and lived to tell the tale? Doesn’t that mean that Sect Leader An Lin and our Alliance Leader Lan can match a paramount Heavenly God in power?”

“That’s unbelievable!”

“Sect Leader An Lin has made a breakthrough right after that battle too!”

“Doesn’t that mean that Sect Leader An Lin is even more powerful than the Heavenly Sea God now?”

All of the West Sea mighty figures revered Lan Xiaoni and An Lin like gods.

Lan Xiaoni was quite embarrassed by all of the undue praise.

However, An Lin took it all in stride and responded with a calm smile, “Everyone can rest easy. The Heavenly Sea God won’t be able to invade the West Sea for as long as I live!”

“Long live, Sect Leader An Lin!”

“Sect Leader An Lin is invincible and unmatched!”

“Paramount Heavenly Gods are nothing! Sect Leader An Lin will destroy all of them sooner or later!”

All of the mighty figures roared with excitement as if they had taken performance-enhancing drugs.

The situation was spiraling a little out of control.

An Lin was initially planning to boost morale and provide encouragement, but it appeared that a little too much morale had been instilled…

“Alright, quiet down, everyone! Don’t forget that the Heavenly Sea God is going to descend upon the West Sea in three months. Another arduous battle will be inevitable when that time comes, so let’s make some preparations in advance!” Lan Xiaoni made a timely interjection to dampen the celebrations.

She was clearly held in extremely high regard by all of the West Sea powerful beings as everyone immediately piped down after hearing her words.

Lan Xiaoni began to make preparations for the upcoming battle.

Meanwhile, An Lin sunbathed near a picturesque lake.

Gorgeous mermaids splashed and played within the lake, displaying their youthful energy for all to see. All of them were very elegant, and their skin shone like beautiful jade under the sun.

The battle against the three Heavenly Gods had only just taken place a few days ago, and these mermaids were already back to having fun.

For some reason, An Lin felt very relaxed when seeing these mermaids in such a relaxed state, and he basked in this rare moment of peace and serenity.

An old turtle slowly crawled over before offering a cup of fruit juice to An Lin.

This cup of fruit juice was no ordinary fruit juice either; it was emanating immortal-rank energy fluctuations.

“Sect Leader An Lin, I am the caretaker of the Immortal Land Above Water, Lu Sha. This is the juice made from the most renowned fruit on the Thousand Star Island of the West Sea, the Setting Star Fruit, please enjoy…” The old turtle was a Return to Void Stage mighty figure, but he still spoke in an extremely respectful voice.

“Thanks.” An Lin did not refuse and sampled the fruit juice with elation.

Sampling immortal-rank fruit juice while sunbathing and watching gorgeous mermaids play in the water really was a very enjoyable package.

Lu Sha did not leave after offering the fruit juice to An Lin. Instead, a slightly sly smirk appeared on his face. “Sect Leader An Lin, are you interested in those mermaid swimming in the lake? If you are, you can sample them as well…”

“Cough cough cough…” An Lin almost choked on his fruit juice. “What did you say? I don’t eat mermaids! I’m not a freak!”

Lu Sha was astonished. Were they talking about the same thing here?

“Er… Sect Leader An Lin, when I say sample, I mean in a different way…” Lu Sha’s smirk grew even wider as a meaningful expression appeared on his face. “Mermaids possess regal beauty and present a unique sense of temptation. Those mermaids are all renowned beauties of the Spirit Fish Clan and sampling them will make for an unforgettable experience…”

An Lin: “…”

“If you’re worried that they’re non-consensual, you don’t have to be. They’re all extremely reverent toward you and are willing to do anything for you.” Lu Sha chuckled.

An Lin’s mouth gaped open. Who would have thought that such a reliable and honest-looking turtle would be so sly at heart?

“Are you not afraid that Lan Xiaoni would hang you upside down and bash you for doing this?” An Lin asked.

“Not at all! That would be worth it if I can provide you with a good time!” Lu Sha responded with a resolute expression.

“Alright, then I’ll grant you your wish,” a frosty voice sounded from behind Lu Sha.

Lu Sha turned to discover that Lan Xiaoni had appeared behind him without him noticing and was glaring coldly at him.

“Alliance Leader Lan, let me explain…”

“Guards! Hang Lu Sha upside down and bash him!”

Several Spirit Fish Clan mighty figures immediately heeded her call and dragged Lu Sha away.

Lu Sha withdrew his head and limbs into his turtle shell and trembled uncontrollably with remorse.

Lan Xiaoni harrumphed coldly. He was trying to get Big Boss An Lin to sample those mermaids? What a joke! She hadn’t even sampled Big Boss An Lin yet!