I Might Be A Fake Cultivator
chapter-2008

Within the cabin of life.

“Hahaha… That’s hilarious! Hahaha…”

The Heavenly Lord of Dao and Virtue chortled with mirth.

Nuwa sat beside him with a grumpy expression and didn’t say anything. Her exquisitely beautiful features were a little flushed from rage.

Black Spirit Snake and White Spirit Snake were both stunned. How many tens of thousands of years had it been since Her Majesty had put on such an expression? It was actually quite an achievement for An Lin to be able to infuriate her to such an extent!

“Are you done laughing?” Nuwa grumbled in a cold voice.

“Hahaha… No!” The Heavenly Lord of Dao and Virtue continued to chortle with mirth.

Nuwa gritted her teeth and tightly clenched her hands together as if she were trying to repress her rage.

She was initially quite elated and had boasted to the Heavenly Lord of Dao and Virtue that she finally managed to recruit An Lin into the Heaven Mending Sect. She then went on to say that this was a major breakthrough for the Heaven Mending Sect and that she wouldn’t be concerned even if the Heavenly Lord of Dao and Virtue refused to help her.

Just as she was boasting to her heart’s content, Cyril contacted her via voice transmission talisman.

Cyril was in very high spirits and boasted to Nuwa about how An Lin had agreed to join the Heaven Crushing Sect and become their third heavenly disciple. He told her that An Lin was now a member of the Heaven Crushing Sect!

Nuwa was completely rooted to the spot.

What the f*ck?!

Third heavenly disciple?

Hadn’t he just joined the Heaven Crushing Sect? How the f*ck did he become the third heavenly disciple of the Heaven Crushing Sect less than a day later?

Nuwa then quickly recalled An Lin’s question about whether he would be able to join the Heaven Crushing Sect after signing the heaven mending contract. His question had really rubbed her the wrong way at the time.

Nuwa told him not to let her know about any connections he had with the Heaven Crushing Sect. An Lin had indeed refrained from informing Nuwa about him joining the Heaven Crushing Sect, but Cyril was rubbing the news into her face…

Nuwa was so enraged that she almost let loose a torrent of abuse, and she immediately cut off the voice transmission.

What does An Lin think the Heaven Mending Sect is? Just a place that he can steal information from?

Furthermore, others would at least have the courtesy to wait for a few days after stealing information, but An Lin didn’t even do that! He ran over to the Heaven Crushing Sect and became their heavenly disciple pretty much as soon as he left the Heaven Mending Sect!

Nuwa rolled up her sleeves in preparation to make a trip to Yue Tong City, where she would give An Lin a brutal beating. However, her footsteps faltered when she reached the door. She had to maintain her image as a profound, kind, and beautiful goddess.

She sat down again grumpily before fiddling around with the sand table beside her.

The Heavenly Lord of Dao and Virtue bore witness to all of this. There was a stark contrast between the smug and triumphant Nuwa from before and the enraged and humiliated Nuwa now, and he simply couldn’t help but burst into laughter.

“Hmph, that An Lin, he really is…” Nuwa gritted her teeth, but she was suddenly struck by the realization that she had no words to describe An Lin.

“Hahaha… Don’t blame An Lin. An Lin has never been one to follow the rules. Did you expect him to stay obediently at the Heaven Mending Sect?” The Heavenly Lord of Dao and Virtue chuckled.

Nuwa took a deep breath. “But he betrayed me way too quickly. I was still in the middle of celebrating, and now, he has dealt me such a heavy blow. I’m very hurt by his actions…”

“Don’t be too disappointed. You have to realize that An Lin’s decision to join the Heaven Mending Sect may have influenced someone else to change their mind.” The Heavenly Lord of Dao and Virtue looked straight at Nuwa.

Nuwa’s expression faltered slightly upon hearing this before a look of elation appeared on her face. “You’re saying that you…”

“That’s right. I’m also going to join the Heaven Mending Sect.” The Heavenly Lord of Dao and Virtue stroked his beard with a smile.

…

Recently, the Heavenly Life Goddess had been feeling quite uneasy for some reason.

“Heaven, do you think we’ve helped An Lin become too powerful?”

“What makes you think that? His power doesn’t really pose any threat to us.”

In the sky above, an elderly face constructed from cloud and mist remarked in an indifferent voice.

“But… he has given us too many surprises.” The Heavenly Life Goddess pursed her lips and turned toward the northern direction with concern in her eyes. There, a majestic city stood, but it was merely a black spot in the distance.

She murmured in a faint voice, “He has done many things outside of our anticipation. For example, his trip to the Realm of Stars, the destruction of the one billion Heavenly Human eggs… These are all bad signs.”

“You’re overthinking things, Life. No matter what he does, he’s still just a pawn in the game, while we are the players. Regardless of what this pawn does, it won’t be able to change the direction that everything is progressing in, nor escape our control…” The Heavenly Heaven God still wore an indifferent expression on his face, as if he were merely stating a fact.

“You’re right. He can do whatever he wants, but at the end of the day, he’s still just a pawn.” The Heavenly Life Goddess nodded gently.

An Lin had given them many surprises, but the paramount Heavenly Gods were still the ones who controlled the direction of this war. Everything that had happened up to this point had broken their rhythm and dealt a blow to the execution of their plans, but none of this actually hindered the execution of their core plan.

“Next, Light, Earth, and Sea must be planning to initiate the final battle in advance, right?” The Heavenly Life Goddess smiled.

“Of course. The Heaven Crushing Sect has already provided the catalyst to initiate the final battle. Those three must be planning to make their moves now.” The Heavenly Heaven God nodded.

The Heavenly Life Goddess looked down, and her long, pointy ears fluttered gently like a butterfly. Specks of golden light danced around her ears, and an imperceptible smile appeared on her intricate lips.

“I’m really looking forward to seeing the Heavenly Sea God’s performance…”

…

Meanwhile, far, far away from a blue planet.

At the edge of the solar system.

There was a young woman with a gorgeous figure and a pair of long, white bunny ears. She was cooking with a frying pan in outer space, and she grumbled with displeasure as she cooked, “Stupid An Lin! Stinky An Lin! He promised me three super delicious dishes a week in return for my efforts in guarding Earth, but now, he’s saying that he’s too busy fighting in the war to cook for me and that I have to cook for myself… If I can cook dishes of that caliber, why would I have to ask him for dishes?!

“Scum! He really is a scummy man!

“He’s a dirty, deceitful pig trotter!”

The Rabbit Maiden bared her rabbit teeth and grumbled to herself.

If it weren’t for the fact that the frying pan that An Lin had sent her had flavor-enhancement properties, her terrible cooking skills would produce borderline inedible food.

“Hmm… It smells so good… Looks like my cooking skills aren’t so bad after all…” The Rabbit Maiden’s eyes narrowed with enjoyment and intoxication as she inhaled the delicious smell wafting from the frying pan.

Right at this moment, the massive spatial gate before her suddenly tremored violently.

Whoosh…

A demon with a twisted body suddenly leaped out from within a spatial gate with a pile of black substance in its hand. It tossed the black substance toward the Rabbit Maiden, and a foul odor erupted forth like a nuclear explosion.

The Rabbit Maiden was in shock.

“Arrrrgh… I’m going to kill you!” She screamed as she swept a hand through the air and instantly reduced the demon as well as that pile of black substance to nothingness.

“My dish… My super delicious dish…” The Rabbit Maiden looked at the dish in the frying pan, and tears fell from her eyes. “It’s over… I’ve completely lost my appetite…”

It had taken her so much effort to cook this delicious dish.

Who would have thought that an enemy would suddenly pop up and throw sh*t into her frying pan?!

What a disgusting attack! Who could think of such a sinister tactic?!

What kind of heinous being would be capable of devising a plan like this?!

Even though the pile of sh*t hadn’t actually landed in the frying pan, the Rabbit Maiden had already caught a whiff of its scent, and that was a lethal blow.

“Instead of actually engaging me in battle, all they do is deploy small fry to throw sh*t at me!”

The Rabbit Maiden looked at the shimmering spatial gate and said in a cold voice, “Very well, you’ve successfully enraged me!”