My Crown Prince Consort Is a Firecracker!
chapter-1400

He suddenly wailed “Masta” as he slithered toward her, shedding tears the entire way.

In her surprise, Qiao Mu subconsciously stretched her hand out. The white snakelet glided into her palm and wept pitifully, “Master, Master, Master! Hungry…”

Qiao Mu twitched her mouth, while on the side, Mo Lian just had a faint smile on his face. He pinched the snakelet’s head, picking him up. “This crown prince is quite hungry too. How about cooking a snake soup?”

The white snakelet wriggled his small body as tears hung from his eyes. He then turned to look at his master and cried, “Master!!”

*Smack!* Mo Lian smacked the snakelet’s head irritably. “You dunce, quickly take on your human form!”

This summoned beast was emitting the aura of an elementary sacred beast rank. He was able to take on human form long ago but he just kept turning into a small cute snake to act cutesy and coquettishly in front of his Darling Qiao.

Such a headache!

He not only had to guard against humans but also beasts. He felt so wrung out, having to constantly keep an eye out!

“I won’t, I just won’t!” The little cute snake coquettishly raised his snake head. His eyes were moist as he gazed cutely at Qiao Mu with his round eyes. If he had two small hands, he would definitely be stretching out his hands for a hug.

Qiao Mu could not help but be speechless. What could she say when even a human and a snake could quarrel?

She took Mo Lian’s hand and supported the white snakelet in her palm. When she looked at a certain snake that was rolling about coquettishly, she couldn’t help but shake her head. “Let’s just make a one-pot stew. It’s simple and tasty.”

A smile hung on Mo Lian’s lips as he stabbed that d*mn white snake with his gaze. He concurred with a chuckle, “Mhm, stewing snake meat into a soup will be very delicious, Qiaoqiao.”

This d*mn man who was giving malicious advice!

The white snakelet’s two large eyes glowered at Mo Lian in a huff.

After a while, Mo Lian had cooked up a one-pot stew with mushrooms and meat. The two humans, one snake, one ape, one chicken, one phoenix, and one squirrel sat in a circle and ate with relish.

One may well say that they were gathered together all at once today. Beside sacred water and sacred earth who had yet to come out of closed-door cultivation, the other summoned and contracted beasts were all there.

That white snakelet had practically buried his head inside the plate before him.

“Little Snake, how about I give you a name.” The moment Qiao Mu said this, the little chick who was pecking at the meat choked on his saliva.

It’s coming, it’s coming again. This historical moment had finally come around again.

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After screwing over the ancient bloodfire phoenix, the little master was now moving on to screw over the white snakelet…

Unaware of what was awaiting him, the white snakelet looked at his master cutely and nodded furiously.

The bloodfire phoenix, who had shrunken until he was Qingluan’s size, couldn’t resist averting his head with a roll of his eyes. “You had better think it through.”

I’ve thought it through, I have, I have! The white snakelet nodded his small snake head vigorously with “please bestow a name, please bestow a name” written all over his face.

Qiao Mu tilted her head and contemplated, “Then I’ll call you Snakey from now on.”

The white snakelet: …

Snakey? Master are you sure this is the name you decided on after careful consideration?

Qiao Mu picked up mushrooms with her chopsticks. “How about Limpy?”

“Pfft… ugh, cough cough cough.” The bloodfire phoenix suddenly felt the name “Xi’er” that this rascal had thought of for him previously didn’t seem that bad!

“How about Slimmy?”

Mo Lian’s mouth twitched as he collectedly picked up a wine cup.

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“Ma-Master, h-how about you still ca-call me Snake-y…” The white snakelet stammered.