My Master Disconnected Yet Again
chapter-350

Translator: Atlas Studios  Editor: Atlas Studios

Invincible Heavenly Palace, in the main hall.

Lonemoon sized up the person opposite from him. His beautiful body was glowing with white light. For a few seconds, Lonemoon could not bring himself to react. He had seen so many managers like Shen Ying and her older sister, but he never expected to meet one so weak.

“You useless creatures!” The idiot who had just regained consciousness sat there in his rage, with mud all over hi face. “You’ve been disrespectful to me. You will be despised by Light from now on. You will continue to live in the darkness and be tortured by all the other creatures, you will be-”

Whoosh.

Before he could finish speaking, Yi Qing drew his sword and waved it in front of his face. The man paled and stopped mid-sentence, retreating backward.

“You… you want to… murder a god?”

“I did not want to,” Lonemoon replied as he glared at him. “If you don’t shut up, we wouldn’t mind giving it a shot.” Finally, they understood where Jing Qi’s narcissism came from. With a manager like that, it was no wonder that he was so idiotic.

“Speak – what are you doing in this plane?”

“Plane?” The man looked confused. “What plane?”

“Stop acting dumb!” Lonemoon pointed to Shen Ying. “She is the manager of this plane. We are her assistants.”

“Manager?” The idiot looked even more confused than before. He stared blankly at Shen Ying. “What kind of god is a manager?”

Huh?

Lonemoon paused. This wasn’t right. He turned around and tugged at Shen Ying, who was seated on a chair next to him. “What’s going on? Didn’t you say he’s a manager?” Why couldn’t Lonemoon tell that he was a manager?

Shen Ying pondered for a moment, then replied, “He’s not only a manager, he’s probably also the consciousness of that yet unconscious plane.” Perhaps he had not even realised the purpose of his existence. “Every manager exists in different forms.”

In other words, apart from experienced people like Shen Jing, there were also managers like this illiterate weakling, who did not even know what a plane was?

Lonemoon frowned and looked pitifully at the man on the ground. “How exactly did you get here? What’s your motive?”

“I have been called here by believers.” He raised his head, the white glow around his body intensifying. He no longer looked like an illiterate man. Instead, he looked so pure that Lonemoon was afraid to contaminate him. “I sense that your faith is very weak over here. That was why I came to spread the good news. Stupid living creatures, you should feel honoured.”

Lonemoon pursed his lips. “Drop your act! Do you know you are invading in this plane?”

“Invading? I’m gracing you with my presence,” the god replied righteously.

“I don’t care what you want. We don’t welcome you in this plane!” Lonemoon frowned. “Since you’re a manager, bring your believers back with you.” Lonemoon conjured a seal and caused an image of a close-eyed fatty to appear. It was Jing Qi. His soul separated from his body just when this stupid god appeared.

The stupid god looked at the fatty’s soul contemptuously. “Who is this?”

“Your father!” Lonemoon rolled his eyes. This god appeared from Jing Qi’s belly afterall.

“I am the most high god – born of light.” The god retreated, clearly wanting to distinguish himself from Jing QI. “What’s more, I have come here only to spread the good news. Living creatures, before you come into my loving arms, I will not leave this place.”

“So you want to stay here long term?” Lonemoon laughed mirthlessly.

Light glanced at him with a magnanimous expression. “I’m going to allow you the privilege of serving me.”

Lonemoon burst into laughter. This was the first time he was seeing such a thick-skinned man. How could he say these things in such a relaxed manner? “Chef!” He really needed to teach this man how to behave.

With a swoosh, Yi Qing appeared, chopper in tow. With a serious look on his face, he said, “I only want his wings.” Then, he walked over.

The stupid god turned pale immediately. His arrogant expression disappeared at once as he retreated a couple of steps. “Wait, what are you trying to do? You will be punished by heaven if you’re rude to a god! Wait…”

Yi Qing acted like he could not hear a word. His sword Qi pressed down on the man as he picked up one of his wings with his hand. Hey there are two: One for roasting and one for grilling. That’s just nice!

Just as his sword was about to cut through his wing, the stupid god screamed, “I’ll talk! I’ll talk… I’ll talk, alright?”

“Chef!”

“…” Yi Qing dropped his hands and let his wing go with a saddened expression.

The stupid god crawled forward, stricken with fear. He stroked his wing gently and curled himself into a ball. “I indeed received a calling, and… and I also sensed the aura of the Spring of Life. That was why I came over here,” he explained. “The Spring of Life gives birth to many living creatures, but the Spring of Life in my plane has disappeared. If this carries on, we will not be able to reproduce. So…”

“So you came for the Spring of Life?” Lonemoon remembered the spring that resulted in pregnancies.

“That’s right.” He nodded weakly. “The Spring of Life is the source of every world. Unless we find it… Even if you eat me up, I am not leaving.”

Lonemoon and Shen Ying exchanged meaningful glances.

It was then that Shen Ying retrieved the cube that contained the golden spring. “Are you talking about this?”

“The Spring of Life!” The stupid god’s eyes brightened. He started to charge over, but when he made eye contact with Yi Qing, he stopped and retreated immediately. Yet, he kept his eyes on the cube the entire time.

Shen Ying raised her hand and waved it in the air, causing the air around her to twist. A white passage appeared and they could faintly see golden buildings through it. Their surroundings became filled with an idiotic aura.

“Here!” She tossed the cube containing the spring’s water over to him. “You can have this. Go back! Never come here again!” I’m doing this on account of the fact that both of you are retarded.

The stupid god paused, staring at the Spring of Life in his hands. He looked back up at Shen Ying. “You’re really… giving it to me?”

“Yes.” Shen Ying nodded.

The stupid god continued to stare at her in disbelief.

“Alright! You’ve got what you wanted, now go back!” Lonemoon tugged on his sleeves and pushed him into the passage. At the same time, he conjured a seal to transform Jing Qi’s soul into a ball of light. He shoved the ball of light into the God’s hands. “Bring your believer.”

“I…” The stupid god who had obtained the Spring of Life so easily looked extremely confused. It was almost as if he had not expected them to give in so easily. Heck, they had been threatening to eat up his wings. Suddenly, he felt a warmth in his chest. As he looked at the group of three, and glanced at the spring in his hands, his heart became overwhelmed with gratitude. He opened his mouth and started to say something. After awhile, he sighed and said, “I have decided to bless all of you. Keep this gratefulness in your hearts, stupid… ahya!”

“Get lost!” Before he could finish speaking, Lonemoon pursed his lips and kicked him through the passage.

F*cking retard!