The Monk That Wanted To Renounce Asceticism
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chapter-1483-30041322
Chapter 1483: Anger-Inducing Monk
“Patron, you described everything in such vivid detail. Did you see everything?”
The man said with a smile, “I used to be a storyteller, but I later lost my audience. I opened a tiny store here. I don’t have much business a day, so I sit by the door to watch the world bustle… Master, where do you cultivate? How should I address you?”
Just as Fangzheng was about to answer, he heard Yang Zhigang angrily say, “When did I hit your dog?”
The woman was instantly infuriated. “You still refuse to admit it? I saw your stone hitting my dog! You still refuse to admit it? Let me tell you, if my dog is so scared that it doesn’t eat, I’ll f**king kill you!”Yang Zhigang immediately took out his phone and started recording. “Who do you want to kill?”
The woman wasn’t afraid at all. She waved her hand and said, “Filming me? Continue doing so! Let me tell you, I’m not afraid! I’ll still say the same thing. God forbid anything should happen to my dog, or I’ll kill your entire family!”
Yang Zhigang was immediately infuriated when he heard that. He glared angrily and was about to strike as he said, “F**king say that again!?”
When the woman saw that Yang Zhigang was about to turn violent, she was a little afraid. She took a step back and said, “What are you doing? There are so many people watching. You hit my dog, and now you are hitting a person? You want a fight? Just you wait. I’ll get my husband to get people here. Let’s see who’s fiercer!”
Yang Zhigang was infuriated as he exclaimed, “You let your dog loose and you are claiming to be right? You’re even threatening me with violence? Do you really think there’s no law in this world!”
The woman looked up and said, “F**k the law! What use is the law? Do you think I don’t know that? Even if my dog were to bite you to death, I’ll just lose the dog and compensate some bereavement fees. It’s just the cost of a tire! Who do you think you are!”
The moment that was said, the audience’s faces turned livid. She had gone overboard with her words!Yang Zhigang burned with anger. From the looks of it, if it wasn’t for the fact that his daughter was by his side and he didn’t want her to see an adult fight, he would probably have attacked!
When the woman saw that Yang Zhigang was silent, she felt even more smug. “I don’t leash my dog when walking it. What can you do about it? Besides, my dog is more sensible than all of you. It never bites people. As I said before, so what if it bites. At most, I’ll take you to get a rabies vaccine. That costs nothing! The law doesn’t say that the owner will be imprisoned if a dog bites someone, right?”
At that moment, there was a barking from afar. Following that, there was the sound of a child’s cry. Everyone looked over and saw the woman’s shepherd dog pouncing towards a girl! It bared its fangs, clearly about to bite her!
When Fangzheng saw this, his eyes widened. A Golden Millet Dream instantly pulled the dog into a dream. The child in the dog’s eyes had suddenly turned into a tiger. Its legs immediately turned limp from fright as it turned to run. It ran to the woman’s legs and did not dare move.
Upon seeing this, the woman’s face turned ghastly pale. If it had bitten someone, it would not be as uneventful as she had said…
However, seeing how frightened the dog was, the woman couldn’t take it anymore. She pointed at the child who was still crying and cursed, “Whose child is it? Why is she let out to scare people for no reason? Look at how scared my dog is! Is she even human?!”
With that said, the audience could no longer stand it and began speaking out against her.
“Your dog scared her; yet, you still dare to wag your tongue at the child?”
“You’re too unreasonable.”
“You can’t control your own dog, and you’re even scolding others. How shameless are you?”
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The woman wasn’t afraid when she heard that. Instead, she widened her eyes and shouted, “What are you shouting for? Did my dog bite you? If you are afraid of dogs, just circle around it! Why are you targeting my dog? If you aren’t watching your child, they deserve to be bitten!”
“Woman, you are so unreasonable! Call the police!” Yang Zhigang shouted.
The woman wasn’t afraid when she heard that. She said, “First, my dog didn’t bite anyone. Second, it didn’t scare anyone. Instead, it got frightened… Call the police? Do it. Whose child is it? Hurry up and compensate me!”
Yang Zhigang and the onlookers were furious, but there was nothing they could do. They couldn’t just go up and hit her, could they?
At that moment, a Buddhist proclamation sounded from the crowd. “Amitabha. This Penniless Monk thinks that this female patron has a point!”
Everyone was stunned upon hearing this…
“Monk, are you silly?” The boss who had told Fangzheng the story was stunned.
Yang Zhigang said angrily, “Monk, what nonsense are you spouting?”
The woman was amused. Finally, someone was standing on her side. Hence, she shouted, “Master, you are the wise one unlike these people. They have lived their lives in vain and are actually trying to one-up a dog.”
Fangzheng nodded. “That’s right. You are already adults. Why are you shouting at a dog?”
Everyone was taken aback as they looked at the monk, then at the woman. Thinking back to Fangzheng’s words, all of them revealed strange smiles…
The woman also found Fangzheng’s words odd. Why did it sound like he was scolding her? Hence, she said, “Monk, what are you saying?”
Fangzheng looked aggrieved as he said, “Female Patron, you were the one who said that. This Penniless Monk is just repeating it. Is there a problem?”
The woman blushed. What else could she say? The monk might be referring to the dog at her feet, but if she had to make the connection, wouldn’t she be targeting the scolding at her?
When Fangzheng saw this, he chuckled and said, “Everyone, don’t be angry. This Penniless Monk thinks that what this female patron said makes sense. Firstly, the dog is hers. She can raise it however she wants. Female Patron, do you agree?”
The woman exclaimed, “I agree. I absolutely agree. Master, well said!”
The onlookers had a look of anger on their faces as though they were looking at the world’s most shameless person! Everyone took out their cell phones and began filming. They swore that they would upload the shameless man and woman online and let society whip them!
The woman even subconsciously dodged, but the monk was rather happy. He moved in front of the camera and grinned, making beautiful poses.
When everyone saw this, they cursed inwardly, “As expected of someone shameless!”
Fangzheng continued. “Secondly, the dog only barked; it didn’t bite. Why must everyone insist on that? It’s just scaring a child to tears. The child can’t break from crying. Just treat it as an exercise of the lungs. Female Patron, is This Penniless Monk right?”
The woman exclaimed, “Yes, yes! But right! That’s what happened!”
Fangzheng continued. “Third, dogs are insensible, but humans can’t be insensible. Don’t be calculative with dogs. It’s wrong if you beat a dog for its barking. If the dog is infuriated and the dog bites you, does that mean you deserve it? Female Patron, is This Penniless Monk right?”
The woman nodded. “That’s right! If a dog bites you, I’ll compensate you. I’ll take you to a doctor. But if you hit my dog and get bitten, serves you right! If you don’t pay a single cent, you deserve being bitten. It’s best if you get bitten to death!”
Everyone was so angry that they didn’t want to talk anymore. They only wanted to go home and get a knife.
Salted Fish sent a voice transmission. “Master, why do I feel like you are tempting fate?”