Chapter 228: Do You Feel Bad for Him?
Translator: Nyoi-Bo Studio Editor: Nyoi-Bo Studio
Luo Yunzhu got into the carriage and sat next to Feng Tianlan. “Tianlan, what were you talking to that piece of sh*t about?”
“Sh*t?” Feng Tianlan raised an eyebrow before she realized Yunzhu’s meaning and laughed. “You mean Si Rong?”
“Don’t you think he’s so stinky, but, somehow, he still thinks he’s fragrant?” Luo Yunzhu started fanning the carriage interior with her hands, as if Si Rong had left behind an unbearably awful smell.Her exaggerated reaction made Feng Tianlan laugh. “That’s exactly it.” Yunzhu had expressed it perfectly.
“So, what were you talking to him about? Don’t tell me that you feel bad for him, and you’re really going to pick up this piece of sh*t? I tell you now, if you pick up this sh*t, I’ll cut your hand off.” Luo Yunzhu pretended that her hand was an axe and threatened Feng Tianlan with it.
“Why cut my hand off?” Feng Tianlan was confused.
“Because if you feel sorry for him, it means you’re a loser! So, I’m not going to let you be able to pick this sh*t up! Besides, if you really want to pick this sh*t up, then you’ll definitely fall out with me since I’m going to chop him to pieces. Furthermore, he’s a prince, so I can only scold him behind his back and couldn’t possibly attack him.” Luo Yunzhu scoffed. Once a woman fell in love, she lost all reason. Tu Xiuyu and the Feng Tianlan of the past were good examples of this.
“I asked him if he was serious about marrying me…”
Before Feng Tianlan could finish her sentence, Luo Yunzhu abruptly sat up straight, and her head hit the roof of the carriage. She frowned and didn’t even care that her head hurt. “Are you nuts? You actually asked him that? Are you seriously picking up that piece of sh*t? Even my own sh*t smells better than him. You…”
“No…”“What, no? He cursed at you, and you still smiled, so if he says something nice, do you feel like you’re in heaven? All sweet inside? That mouthful of honey is a sword that will slice your stomach and be the death of you. I tell you, if you marry him, I’m definitely going to kill him so that he doesn’t get a chance to harm you or make you suffer for the rest of your life…”
Feng Tianlan tried to explain herself several times, but once Luo Yunzhu started her tirade, she didn’t need to inhale oxygen. She was so angry by the end of her rant that she was ready to arm herself with a sword and finish off Si Rong.
She’d even said that Si Rong was a prince so she could only curse him. But Feng Tianlan had only uttered one sentence, and Luo Yunzhu had hit the roof, prepared to kill him.
That was the way Yunzhu was. She treated Feng Tianlan exceptionally well and was closer than a sister.
After she had gone on for several minutes, Luo Yunzhu was beginning to feel that her throat was dry, and she glared at Feng Tianlan and threatened, “Anyway, that’s what I want to say. You’d better think carefully about it.”
Feng Tianlan took out a small water bottle from the side of the carriage and gave her a cup. “I checked the time. I think you were scolding me for about fifteen minutes.”
“That’s because you deserve it.” Luo Yunzhu drank the water while continuing to stare daggers at her.
“I told him to go after Tu Xiupei.”
“What?” Luo Yunzhu nearly choked on her water, and she stared at Feng Tianlan with wide eyes.
Feng Tianlan recounted what had happened. After hearing it, Luo Yunzhu clapped her hands excitedly. “Killing two birds with one stone. What a great idea!”
She could get Si Rong off her back and give Tu Xiupei and Tu Xiuyu more things to fight about.
“So, don’t always be in such a hurry. Let me finish, first.”
“It’s only because I’m so afraid that your eyes are covered in sh*t that you might do something stupid,” Luo Yunzhu pouted and whined. “It’s for your own good, and you don’t appreciate it.”
Feng Tianlan smiled and poured another cup of water for her and teased, “Yes, yes. It’s my fault for not speaking quicker, so I’ve wasted your precious saliva.”
Luo Yunzhu glared at her. “How dare you tease me.”
Feng Tianlan just laughed, but she was actually worried. She wondered if Shen Yunya already knew that her soul had been reborn and had purposely made Big Brother Jin come and look for her to confirm her location and kill her one more time.
