The Villainess and I, her Zombie
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"Aren't you interested in how did I returned even though Patience tried really hard to wipe out any trace of my data to piss you off?"

Cranberry snuggled up to her undead husband and asked in a dreamy voice.

"If I have to guess that would have something to do with your rage of the unbreakable skill as well as eating a phoenix's egg during our first playthrough."

The blue undead smirked and drugged his shoulders dismissively.

"Wha...? Ha...? How...?!"

Cranberry flinched and jolted up, staring wide-eyed and her beloved blue undead.

"Hey, hey. Why are you so shocked? If you are the mixture of yourself, Cranberry of this playthrough, and even Patience, you should know full well that I no longer have the rotten brain title."

Zombie giggled and a full-on grin bloomed on his handsome face.

"...haa... yeah, I know, but just actually hearing you not being stupid for a moment shocked me to the core."

The red-haired girl breathed out and shrugged her shoulders, before going back for a hug.

"Hey, that wasn't nice!"

The blue undead squinted his eyes and poke the girl's side.

"Kyaah! Because it wasn't supposed to be nice! You also need to be reminded that I am no longer the good girl from this playthrough!"

Cranberry jolted and let out a cute sound before clinging to Zombie's torso even tighter and muttering with her face against his neck.

"True, true - my lovely psycho isn't a good girl. She is the best girl."

Zombie nodded caressed Cranberry's blood-like hair.

"...I know what a psycho means now, you cheeky undead. I know what the term best girl means too, and I dislike it solely because it suggests the possibility of other girls existing by your side, which - I tell you this now - is absolutely unacceptable and will result in their immediate execution."

Cranberry declared in an absolutely serious voice that left no place for doubts.

"...why do you even..."

"You rotten-hearted playboy!"

Zombie furrowed his brows and began asking in confusion but his question was answered before he had fully formulated it.

"Hey, leveling up lust-based skills doesn't count - you know that I'm doing it to win a fight as well as get another skill of an avatar of sin to level up superbia."

The blue undead sighed and furrowed his brows, looking at his possessive wife with a scolding expression.

"Ha!"

She scoffed and looked away without moving away even a fraction of an inch as if the mere thought of separating from the blue undead while they are quarreling never even crossed her mind.

"Cranberry, you cannot kill In're again - you know how will that go."

"..."

Zombie pointed out and instantly felt the swelling cheek touching his skin as the red-haired girl pouted, refusing to answer.

"..."

The blue undead didn't say anything and just waited patiently while fighting with himself to not grin like an idiot from the happiness that was flooding his undead body.

He had Cranberry back.

He had HIS Cranberry back!

"...fine... I will not kill her..."

In the end, it was the red-haired girl who had given up and faced the blue undead again, as she pressed her forehead against his chest and muttered grumpily.

"...but I will break her legs if she will step over the line..."

She added almost instantly as if that punishment was the lowest offer that she could allow herself to make.

"Cranberry..."

"....?"

Zombie sighed, making the red-haired girl raise her head and look at him curiously - and got kissed.

"...this doesn't change my mind at all..."

Cranberry pulled her head away and declared with a frown, before leaning back in and kissing the blue undead back.

The two stayed like that for a while, not caring in the slightest about what was going on around them - or that's how things appeared at the first glance.

"Umm... I do not want to disturb you..."

"..."

All of a sudden, the blond prince hand in hand with the brown-haired heroine approached the pair and called out in an awkward voice - making Cranberry visibly flinch and slowly pull away from her beloved undead...

The aura around the red-haired villainess changed instantly from a fluffy lovey-dovey one right into a seething rage - she didn't even have to turn around to face the blond prince to make him tens up and start sweating.

"...and yet you are disturbing us. What, did no one would taught you to not disturb a married couple? Do you want me to teach you how such impudence ends, weakling prince?"

Cranberry badly moved her head, just enough so that Roan could see the glimpse of her profile and ashes in a furious voice, reaching for her baseball bat and clenching her hand on it so hard that her knuckles turned white.

"...we-weakling prince...?! We are on the same level! And I just want to add that during the fight with that sigil monster I was wondering registered as an official heir to the throne of greed!"

Roan, unaware that the Cranberry he is talking to isn't the same Cranberry he knew until that point, furrowed his brows and got all competitive like he always would do around her.

"Ha...?"

The red-haired girl raised her brow and scoffed.

*sparkle*

*SLAM*

*WHAM*

"AAAARRRRGGHHH...!"

The very next second small electric charges appeared around her baseball bat that she rammed into the blue prince's ankles, swiping him off his feet and giving him the paralyzed status effect.

"MY PRINCE!"

Mary cried out in panic as the sudden act of violence shocked her to the core.

*WHOOSH*

"!!!!!!!!"

With another, almost nonchalant move, Cranberry swung her weapon and stopped it half an inch away from the head of Roan groaning in pain.

"You have some guts... I might not have all of my abilities that I fancied before, but even so, you are a hundred years too early to compare yourself with me."

Cranberry scoffed and made sure that the blond prince will realize the pressure that her enchanted weapon emitted before she took it away.

"..."

"What...?"

Zombie smile at Cranberry slightly mockingly and the red-haired girl furrowed her brows and asked.

"....haa... fine..."

The villainess didn't withstand Zombie's look and rolled her eyes before she turned around - all while staying on the blue undead's lap - and faced the terrified Mary and the deeply shaken Roan.

"Hello Mary, if it's okay with you could you tell me what your overconfident boy-toy wants from me while I am clearly busy here with my husband?"

Cranberry actually smiled towards Mary before her expression clouded as she glanced at the paralyzed prince.

"A-ah... you see... we've been thinking that it would be better to get away from here before someone will get here... all those damages..."

Mary fidgeted, torn between being relieved that the red-haired girl clearly doesn't mind her being around like she does with the bold prince, and worried about their current situation.

After all, it wasn't that unexpected for her to be anxious - the man she was made to Mary in less than two days had been killed together with almost all of his underlings, but she was there all fine and dandy which some people could take as her actively helping with achieving that outcome.

If things would play out as Mary feared, it really could get bad.

"Ha? No, no. Mary, you got it wrong - we want others to find us. It would be far too suspicious for this place to be abandoned and you popping up in a random town a few days later."

Cranberry shook her head and waved her hand dismissively with a reassuring smile.

"...eh...?"

Mary went wide-eyed and gasped.

"We are simply waiting for the right people."

Added the blue undead, leaning forward and resting his chin on Cranberry's head.

"Oh, and speak of the devil~"

The red-haired girl giggled, and pulled her hair back, revealing her ear glowing with white light, before she looked to the side where the main road leading to the former Durian's estate was - where an expensive-looking carriage was speeding towards them, getting driven by a shocked rat-faced man in a light, scaly armor.

"HOLY FUCK! WHAT IN THE FLYING FUCK, FUCKING HAPPENED HERE?!"

A black-haired elven woman in sage's robes leaned out of the carriage's window and exclaimed in absolute shock looking at the leveled site.

"Ha ha! Good to see some things doesn't change no matter what~"

Cranberry tilted her head and laughed watching the Dandelion's carriage coming in.