Ultimate Scheming System
chapter-649

Chapter 649: A Name-calling Contest between Xu Que and Duan Jiude

The entire area suddenly fell silent.

What Xu Que shouted dumbfounded every cultivator in this area.

What’s going on?

Is he going to use some trick?

Isn’t Duan Jiude standing beside him?

Why did he ask us?

Is he going to cause trouble?

Duan Jiude, who stood beside Xu Que, was also completely confused.

No matter how wide his imagination was, he couldn’t believe this young man, who could roast the most delicious chicken wings he’d ever tasted, was that Xu Que whom he had long searched for!

More embarrassing, he even promised Xu Que that he would kill Xu Que’s enemy and that he would use Xu Que’s family name if he couldn’t kill that enemy!

Who is Xu Que’s enemy? Damn! It’s me—Duan Jiude! Now it seems I only have two options! I kill myself, or, I change my family name to Xu!

“Sh*t! Come on, I’m really in a hurry!” Xu Que, who hadn’t seen Duan Jiude’s dumbfounded expression, urged when he didn’t get a response from the onlookers.

After being stunned for a while, Liu Jingning came to herself at last.

At this time, Liu Jingning realized Xu Que wasn’t acting and that he really didn’t know the shabby old man beside him was th legendary Duan Jiude!

Liu Jingning instantly got a bad feeling in her heart.

“Little brat . . . ”

She moved her lips slightly to send messages to Xu Que in a frightened and helpless way.

After all, this was Duan Jiude, a famous guy in all the four continents whose name could make anyone tremble with fear!

Nobody knew the real strength of Duan Jiude. However, the Patriarchs of the big families and sects admitted they were no match for Duan Jiude. Even creepier, those Patriarchs had heard of Duan Jiude’s scary deeds when they were still young men. Now those young men were Patriarchs at the Form Synthesis Stage, and Duan Jiude was still alive. Therefore, his strength was immeasurable!

However, this invincible cultivator was a weirdo.

One time, a guy had accidentally offended Duan Jiude. Instead of killing him, Duan Jiude said, “It doesn’t matter,” with a smile. He ruined that guy’s ancestral grave the next day. When the guy got the news and arrived at his ancestral grave, he found that it had been turned into a septic tank.

After some time, the guy who offended Duan Jiude was found dead in that septic tank!

There were a lot of incidences like that. Even guys from the big families and sects who offended Duan Jiude also had to face the same consequence, which was more miserable than being killed by Duan Jiude directly.

Therefore, nobody had dared to offend Duan Jiude till now. Even the Patriarchs had to respectfully address Duan Jiude as a senior and give him some precious items as gifts whenever they ran into him.

Now, Xu Que had called him an old b*stard to his face. Nobody knew what would happen to Xu Que next!

Liu Jingning thought that Xu Que was really doomed this time. His current situation was even more dangerous than being attacked by the big families and sects, and more dangerous than the Heavenly Tribulation formed by 1,000,000 celestial soldiers!

Liu Jingning hesitated a bit, then, she sent a message to Xu Que again in a strange tone. “Little brat, do you know . . . who the old man beside you is?”

Hearing that, Xu Que was instantly stunned.

He was clever enough to deduce the meaning of her message immediately. Then, he shouted in surprise, “What? Please don’t tell me this wise, majestic, confident old man beside me is the legendary Senior Duan Jiude? The man who has shocked the universe and moved the gods?”

Liu Jingning smiled in embarrassment and didn’t reply to him. She knew Xu Que had figured out the answer.

The onlookers were surprised by Xu Que’s words. After analyzing his change in attitude, they realized what had happened.

The Holy Sons and Holy Virgins from the East Continent started to sneer sarcastically and looked at Xu Que as if they were waiting for a show.

One second ago, you called him an old b*stard, but now you are addressing him as a wise, majestic, and confident old man!

Heh-heh, it’s too late!

Duan Jiude looked at Xu Que with a smile. “Heh-heh, little bast*rd, you’re the notorious Xu Que who pretended to be my apprentice . . . ” His smile was quite gruesome!

“Holy sh*t!” Buttface, who realized what was going on, dashed a few dozen meters away before turning around and staring at Duan Jiude in terror.

Xu Que was not at all panicked but calmly said, “This is a misunderstanding and a rumor! I guarantee with my personality and moral integrity that I have never pretended to be your apprentice!”

“A misunderstanding? A rumor? Heh-heh . . . It’s ok. Forget about it, then, since it’s a misunderstanding!” Duan Jiude grinned as if he was a generous old man.

However, the onlookers felt chills run down their backs after hearing that. They knew of this old man’s evil doings.

The actual meaning of phrases he spoke like, “It’s ok!” or, “Forget about it,” was, “You are doomed”!

“Young man, don’t be nervous, it’s okay! Come here, tell me how many people there are in your family? Are your parents still living and in good health? Where is your ancestral grave?” Duan Jiude patted Xu Que’s shoulder generously and started to talk about ordinary daily life with Xu Que!

The onlookers felt their blood freeze.

Damn! This is exactly the way of that old man! He’s too sinister!

Finally, this guy has come to the end of his life and nobody could save him!

“Alas!” Liu Jingning sighed helplessly.

She didn’t expect something like this to occur to Xu Que. Even the entire Utopia Faction couldn’t save Xu Que this time!

However, Xu Que was still calmly staring at Duan Jiude with a smile.

“Old man, you’re not being honest! When we got here, you promised that you would kill yourself or you would use my family name! Are you going to eat your words?” Xu Que asked with a smile, shaking his head.

“Did I?” he asked. “The flood ruined the temple of the dragon king—this is absolutely a misunderstanding! Forget about these details. Also, I promised to kill your enemy, but I didn’t say when would do that. Why are you in such a hurry?” Duan Jiude laughed harder as he tried to approach Xu Que.

Splat!

However, just at this moment, Xu Que stopped smiling and spat at Duan Jiude abruptly. His saliva landed on his face!

All of a sudden, the entire area was in dead silence. All the onlookers were stunned on the spot, completely dumbfounded.

How dare he . . .

He dared to spit at Duan Jiude! And he spat on his face!

Is he really so eager to die?

“Duan Jiude, you’re an old bast*rd!” Xu Que laughed. “Do you really think I’m afraid of you? This is called meeting plot with plot! Eat my saliva, dumb*ss!”

Splat!

His saliva landed on Duan Jiude’s face again!

Duan Jiude hadn’t expected Xu Que to spit at him. After being spat at once, Duan Jiude, who had still been in a daze, was spat at again.

After coming to himself, Duan Jiude was furious immediately.

“F*ck! You are a shameless little bast*rd! How dare you insult me this wicked way?” Duan Jiude cursed angrily as he tried to grab Xu Que.

Whoosh!

A light dashed out from Xu Que’s body. The light turned into a figure with snowy hairs who chopped a sword at Duan Jiude’s hand.

Clang!

“What?” Duan Jiude asked in surprise.

His hand was halted at the sound of the crispy clank. He had failed to grab Xu Que.

Almost at the same time, Xu Que’s Taoist Body stepped back into his body. It had a Divine Escape Spell in its hand and prepared to escape at any time.

“Little brat, what magic art are you using? How could you hide a person in your body?” Duan Jiude asked as he looked at Xu Que in terror.

“It’s none of your business! Now surrender the elixir, or I will ruin your ancestral grave and sleep with your daughter and granddaughter!” Xu Que shouted. The threat was extremely overbearing and rampant!

He knew he had to use hard tactics to deal with Duan Jiude until he was finally scared off.

“F*ck!” Duan Jiude cursed angrily. “How could you threaten an old man like that? You are really shameless!”

“Damn! You’re not qualified to be threatened by me! Shameless old bast*rd, you robbed my chicken wings and stole my elixirs! Do you feel any guilt?” Xu Que shouted forcefully.

The onlookers’ lips twitched their lips in astonishment at the words of both men.

A guy who always ruins others’ ancestral graves has the nerve to scold the shamelessness of someone else!

A guy who has scammed Spirit Stones from nearly all the families and sects has the nerve to ask someone who robbed his property whether he can feel guilt!

Nobody could be more shameless than the two of them!

Xu Que and Duan Jiude could form a combination of wicked weirdoes!

“Hmph! Despicable young man, I will die fighting with you today! Prepare to die!” Duan Jiude, who was trembling with rage, continued his curse.

“Rubbish!” Xu Que retorted angrily. “You are really shameless to say you will die fighting an ordinary person!”

“I just enjoy bullying ordinary people! What could you do to stop me?”

“You are too arrogant! Even though I’m an ordinary person, you still can’t hurt me!”

“Heh-heh, what an arrogant man! I’ve never seen a man as good at bragging as you!”

“I can’t help but shake my head. I’ve never seen a man as shameless as you! If you’re not a coward, come here and fight me!”

“Damn! If you’re not a coward, come here and I’ll smash you with my fist!”

“F*ck! If you’re not a coward, come here and I’ll crush you with my palm!”

“If you’re not a coward, come here and I’ll stab you to death with one finger!”

“If you’re not a coward, come here and I’ll wipe you off with one fingernail!”

“If you’re not a coward, come here and I . . . I . . . ”

“Hah-hah! Have nothing to say, right? Buttface, attack! Kill this old bast*rd! I will treat you with the New Orleans Grilled Drumstick Burger and the Hot and Spicy Crayfish!”

“Wait! According to the rule of cultivators, you should tell me whether the New Orleans Grilled Drumstick Burger and the Hot and Spicy Crayfish are delicious before the fight!”