Villain Cultivator (Web Novel)
chapter-647

Chapter 647 – Miaomiao Being Miaomiao

Miaomiao lost count of how long he had been organizing his Constellation Meridians.

He was mentally exhausted. He felt like he had been doing the electrical wire matching task in Among Us over and over for 10,000 years, and he hadn't finished yet.

"How long do I have to keep doing this?"

Metatron's constellation meridian template was like a complex spider web. All frequently used elements and Daos were put at the center of the web while power plant planets and star systems with similar elements were gathered together and formed wing sections, which also attached to the nearest wing that had a compatible element and Dao.

Thus, one planet had more than one meridian pathway. As far as Miaomiao could count, his primary planet was already connected to 200 different elemental stellar stars! Even the connected stars had another 200 meridian paths that connected to the others!

It reminded Miaomiao of how Eden Garden's chained networks worked. Although Adam lightly chained them together, the number of links was much lower than what Miaomiao had been doing to his power plant stars and elemental stars.

After creating the 1,028,187,647th meridian pathway, Miaomiao took a short rest. He lay on the grassland and sighed.

"I'm going crazy. I'm so tired. Where are my lovely wives? Can someone bring me something to eat? While you're at it, can you bring me a barrel of beer?"

Miaomiao muttered to himself, hoping that someone in this universe could hear and serve him.

While Miaomiao was resting and being lazy, he remembered someone.

He wondered what Devil had been doing after spending 10,000 years in the brainwashing semen sea.

Thinking of lewd things energized him. Miaomiao got back up and flew toward the Holy Semen element stellar star, which had been sent to one of the power plant star systems.

Miaomiao dove into the semen sea and dragged Devil out.

Devil's eyes and pupils became so dull that they looked like doll's eyes. Her body was sticky all over, and her belly uncontrollably spasmed non-stop.

"What a waste. What a waste. If you want to have fun, you should have invited me."

Miaomiao inspected Devil's condition.

The fetus of the Devil's child was inside her womb. The deed back then when Miaomiao converted her into the real world was the cause of this as Miaomiao intentionally impregnated Devil to make the pill effect permanent.

Miaomiao fell into deep thought for a moment. Since the child's parents carried the genes of Miaomiao and Devil, would he or she grow up with difficulties or disabilities?

How about abortion? Should he remove the child?

"Haiz."

Thinking for a while, Miaomiao decided to leave it be. If the child came out with disabilities, Miaomiao would do something for the baby, such as modifying the bloodline, genes, or even DNA.

Cultivators should not adhere to the logic and standards of the modern world's humans. Therefore, Miaomiao decided to rely on his heart to make the decision.

"And… because I'm following my heart, my dear Devil, I'll be relying on you to keep me entertained."

Miaomiao laughed as he stripped his clothes. He searched for a strange system skill that he had gotten from random sparring clones after killing them more than a hundred times.

One of the deity's clones that Miaomiao and his wives killed to pass the time had a certain Dao, which Miaomiao was interested in.

Age Regression Blessing

This blessing could potentially transform an elderly undying geezer into a handsome teenager or even a little boy! Although it consumed a lot of Life Essence and Luck, these types of energy were no longer an issue to Miaomiao anymore.

Miaomiao tried it on Devil. He reduced her physical age to an early teenager.

She became a loli!

Devil's chest shrank, her height decreased, and her body mass got smaller. However, the fetus was still in her womb.

Miaomiao grinned as he wanted to try a fetish that he had never tried yet. He strapped Devil with his body and make her back attached to his chest. Devil's arms were tied with a leather strap that wrapped around Miaomiao's shoulders. As for her legs, Miaomiao tied her ankles with another leather strap, which was also tied with a leather belt around Miaomiao's waist.

Devil's arms now were stuck with Miaomiao's shoulders while she bent her knees as she couldn't straighten them due to the restraints. Because of that, Devil was forced to spread her legs.

However, the restraints couldn't keep her body attached to Miaomiao for long. She slowly slid down by gravity.

But there was a rod that hooked her and maintained her body with him. Miaomiao's meat entered Devil's socket port and hung her in front of him.

Now, Devil's became one of the lewd meat armor that orcs or perverted monsters from many doujin series sometimes used.

"O… Oh…"

Devil spasmed again after Miaomiao's meat got inside her. She recognized it, and her body yearned for it.

Miaomiao also patted Devil's head and groped her cute chest. Then, he was surprised that her nipples were perky and hardened.

"Hahaha! I should have done this with my naughty wives sometimes. The legendary onahole armor is actually fun!"

Miaomiao flew back to the primary planet with Devil as his new "cloth". As Miaomiao moved, Devil also responded to the impact and the rubbing sensation by squeezing his meat tight.

Getting squeezing and milking, Miaomiao's mental fatigue was gone. On the other hand, he felt like he could do anything while he was being serviced.

"Let's do it! I'll finish this mess within a year!"

…

110 days in the real world had passed after Miaomiao started tackling the 12th-stage, and a new change occurred.

The random shockwaves that often came out from Miaomiao's dantian no longer appeared. His black and white aura was consumed by the gold aura, causing every type of Qi and elemental energy to become yellowish as well.

Miaomiao's wives were nearby. They observed him from a distance, being wary of random harmful shockwaves and chaotic Qi.

"Oh?" The wives sensed the change.

"About four months. It took him a while," Metatron and the other onlookers nodded in approval as they had been expecting Miaomiao to succeed.

Suddenly, Miaomiao's belly shone in golden light.

BANG

Golden Tribulation Lightning attacked him from within.

BANG

BANG

Silver and Black Tribulation Lightning also struck him.

Everybody smirked as if they weren't worried about it. After all, the tribulation lightning bolts came from Miaomiao's dantian, which purified and cleansed unnecessary energies that Miaomiao didn't need.

Gold Lightning came from Miaomiao's Demonic War Seraphim Bloodline. Black and white lightning bolts came from positive karma and negative karma that still lingered inside him.

As three energies collided, inferior forms of energies, such as Twilight Qi, Death Qi, and Life Qi, were consumed by Miaomiao's Providence Qi. All planets that produced these energies were evolved to produce new advanced energies.

Unfortunately, some of his stellar stars resisted.

RUMBLE

BANG

BANG

BANG

As the previous three tribulations attempted to convert the inferior energies, three new Heaven Tribulation Lightning emerged inside Miaomiao's dantian.

Grey Tribulation Lightning of Twilight Providence, Purple Tribulation Lightning of Death Providence, and Green Tribulation Lightning of Life Providence detached from the Lightning Tribulation Element Providence and attempted to replace the missing inferior energy forms!

Miaomiao in the real world widened his eyes. He coughed several times as he couldn't adapt to the sudden changes. Yet, he maintained his lewd smile on his face.

"Being a sinful man has its perk. My mental fortitude and my vitality can't be broken that easily, little lightning!"

Miaomiao stood up and took off his clothes. He opened a portal to his dantian world and shoved his hand inside. Then, he dragged Devil out.

Once more, Miaomiao strapped Devil with his body and let her become his living armor, hanging on his meat hook.

"Ahe… Ahe…"

Devil in her loli form rolled up her eyes and smiled. She was enjoying the non-stop pounding and grinding.

Joshua, Metatron, Uriel, Miaomiao's wives, and angels were taken aback. They backed away from Miaomiao, believing that he had gone crazy.

Joshua looked at Uriel, "Burn it with fire? Uriel, get me the flamethrower."

Michael shook his head, "Flamethrower might not be enough. Uriel, get the nuke."

Raphael shook his head, "Forget the nuke. Uriel, get the RX-78-2."

Gabriel shook his head, "Forget the RX-78-2. Uriel, get the Gurren Lagann."

Sariel shook his head, "Forget the Gurren Lagann. Uriel, get the-."

Uriel raised his hand, "HOLD UP. What the hell are you all smoking?!"

Every angel laughed as they pranked Uriel, who was the closest to Miaomiao.

While everybody messed around, Miaomiao observed everybody and waved his hand at them. He ignored the six types of tribulation lightning bolts that rampaged in his dantian.

"Oh, hey. How long have I been meditating? Rather, what year is it?"

Wei Yuan sarcastically smirked at Miaomiao while she glanced at Devil, "You have been ignoring us for 4 months."

"Oh, not too long."

"That's potentially 12,000 years of training we missed. We could have killed a lot of clones to learn new techniques or skills. We could have clobbered Liu Bian, Zhu Qiao, Ling Tianlong, or even Lu Fengxian's clones to learn their secrets!"

"Oh… I forgot about that."

"Haiz. You dumb husband," Wei Yuan facepalmed as she gave up on Miaomiao's intelligence and wisdom.

She slapped Devil's little breasts in envy while she stared into Miaomiao's eyes.

Wei Yuan complained, "All of your Chaos Demon Goddesses have already reached the nascent soul realm, and we are waiting for you. We want back in there to consolidate our foundation. Some of us plan to become your sentinels as well. You haven't made all of us your sentinels. You need to treat everybody equally, okay?"

"…"

Miaomiao scratched his head and apologized to Wei Yuan.

…

After being sermon for hours, the lightning tribulation ended, and Miaomiao's aura was stabilized.

As soon as Miaomiao officially stepped onto the mortal 12th-stage, the Constellation Meridian Gate Realm, Mu-Nyang sent him a congratulatory sound transmission.

'Took you long enough, munya. I thought I would die of boredom. Oh, I almost forgot, munya!'

Ding

<Congratulations. You have completed Mu-Nyang's Last Tutorial Quest: Negative Karma Cleansing Method.>

<All of your friends, subordinates, colleagues, seniors, and benefactors will be blessed by your positive karma until the universe is reset.>

"…"

Miaomiao clicked his tongue. He did all the quests, but Mu-Nyang never gave him a reward other than verbally bullying him.

But as Miaomiao sighed and gave up on pursuing a reward, a portal was opened and several monster girls, female demons, female dragonewts, and a couple old friends of Miaomiao were thrown out.

Everybody recognized them right away!

They were the people of the Netherworld Realm!

Miaomiao immediately scanned for a certain individual that forced him to flee to Eden Garden Sect.

And he found them.

Levy and Lilim's hands and legs were tied by ropes, which were made from animal fur – Mu-Nyang's fur. They looked haggard and injured as if someone had beaten them.

Aside from Levy and Lilim, only one member of the Netherworld Realm was not tied.

Lilith calmly gazed at the archangels, Joshua, and Miaomiao. Her eyes stopped when she noticed the aura signature of someone, who had been used as a portable meat toilet.

"Mao Miaomiao. Is that Devil?"

Lilim and Levy widened their eyes in shock. Even the dragonewts were flabbergasted.

While everybody was speechless by the discovery, Clem, who had transformed into a golden dragon, landed on the ground and stared down at the people from the Netherworld Realm.

Clem glanced at Devil for a moment. Then, she laughed out loud.

"Don't worry, little bitches. You will get your turn soon enough. Am I right, husband?"

"W-What?!"

Lilim couldn't believe her ears. She looked back and forth between Clem and Miaomiao.

That blasphemous dragon became Mao Miaomiao's concubine?!

Lilim's expression turned ugly. Miaomiao, Wei Yuan, Ju Chen, Clem, and everyone who had been bullied by Lilim had the urge to torture her to pay back for the past humiliation.

Miaomiao had an idea. He smiled at Clem, "My new concubine is so smart. I'll reward you later, Clem."

Clem fidgeted and wiggled her tail like a happy dog. She panted, "I want it rough next time."

"…"

Lilim stared at Clem in disbelief.

The proud and terrifying dragon that required Devil and his men to subjugate had become a docile pet?

How?!

Lilim's worlds broke apart. She could not think straight anymore.

Meanwhile, Lilith solemnly gazed at Miaomiao and Devil. She took several deep breaths and lowered her head.

She knelt and kowtowed to Miaomiao.

"Prototype Generation War Marionette, Lilith, greets Lord Mao Miaomiao."

Miaomiao raised his brows, "Why the ceremony? By the way, how did you get here?"

Lilith slightly raised her head and confessed.

"Netherworld Realm and their people have come here to surrender to Mu-Nyang and you, my lord. Until the reset, we shall dedicate our bodies and souls to you. You may use us however you please."

"Hohoh?"

SPLURT

Getting excited, Miaomiao fired a load into Devil's belly. The latter shrieked in pleasure while the demon girls were terrified by the scene.