Villain Cultivator (Web Novel)
chapter-683

Chapter 683 – Doing His Things

Kishin Douji and Minghe came back to their senses. They looked around and observed the cats and the people of Chaos Realm.

As Kishin Douji looked around, he noticed the familiar aura signature of Devil. However, he couldn't find him anywhere. As Kishin Douji kept on looking, his eyes stopped at Miaomiao, who seemed to be the weakest among the cultivators. Despite that, Miaomiao's presence was stronger than everybody here.

Weakest cultivation base but strongest foundation?

Kishin Douji was interested in Miaomiao's strange foundation. He slowly stood up and politely cupped his fist, greeting Miaomiao.

"I'm Kishin Douji, the King Piece of Blood Sage Minghe. I've come in peace, and I would like to offer my service to the Chaos Realm Faction!"

Miaomiao raised his brows, "Why do you want to serve me?"

Kishin Douji was relieved that Miaomiao wanted to talk. Thus, he began throwing dirt at Hongjun.

"Hongjun and Pangu are untrustworthy! They are nothing but selfish dictators that manipulate all sages and gods of Heavenly Dao. I have no intention of fighting for them!"

"Oh?" Miaomiao turned to Minghe, "And you?"

Minghe improvised, "I'm Minghe, the Blood Sage. You should have met my servant before! He once wronged you, and I'm here to apologize for the previous offenses."

"I don't mind. Well, since you two are here," Miaomiao had the urge to call Devil over, but he changed his mind, "What can you offer me?"

"Offer you?" Minghe and Kishin Douji were taken aback.

"Every surrendering general in history always brought gifts to their new lords. Most of the time, warlords and generals brought heads of their former colleagues to prove their sincerity to their new bosses. So, do you have something similar?"

"…"

Kishin Douji and Minghe's expressions turned dark. They hadn't thought of it before, and they regretted coming here empty-handed.

But as they were looking at each other in dismay, the portal fluctuated as several followers of Minghe and Kishin Douji rushed into the Chaos Realm's headquarters plane.

"HELP!"

Yuan Hua and Karen screamed in fright. The others followed them and pushed through the crowd of giant Cathulhus.

WHOOSH

Another being entered the realm. It was a red-robe sage on a rainbow lotus.

Houtu raised her hand and pointed at the crowd of Cathulhus.

"Chaos Demon God's vessels! DIE!"

The cats sensed immediate crisis. Their sclera turned black while their pupils shone in golden light. Their fur stood up, and their tentacles generated the power of system providence, creating a dozen layers of barriers around themselves.

Houtu's hand generated the power of Providence Law, which only unrestrained sages and great dao sages could use. It instantly destroyed the barriers of Cathulhus and sent them flying.

All giant Cathulhus were reduced to feeble cats. Even the catopuses nearby got hit by the shockwaves and were sent tumbling to the ground. They, too, transformed into kittens and fell unconscious.

Houtu frowned and glared at the army of cats. She was astonished that her power failed to kill the group of sages and deities in one strike.

"I must say, as expected of Mu-Nyang's servants. You monsters are resilient and stubborn!"

The sage empress ignored the cats and looked up. She located Yuan Hua, Karen, and the other servants of Kishin Douji.

She pointed her finger at the crowd of deities. Instantly, Aside from Karen, Yuan Hua, and several male Onis, many slow concubines of Kishin Douji were reduced to ashes!

No one understood how they died!

Yuan Hua and Karen fell on their butt, looking at Houtu in fright. Again, they screamed and shrieked, asking for Kishin Douji's help.

Houtu sneered at them, but her smiling face was frozen a second later. She looked up and widened her eyes in shock.

Tlaloc descended from the sky and cut off her exit route. He blockaded the portal, preventing Houtu from escaping.

If the faceless Chaos Demon God had a mouth, he could have smirked or laughed at Houtu.

"What would that brat say in this situation? Oh, right. You've picked the wrong house, fool!"

"Chaos Demon God!"

Houtu roared and increased her physical size. She became a 500-meter tall giant, and her rainbow lotus grew larger according to her body proportion. Her red robes turned white, and her crown transformed into a sash.

Now, Houtu looked like Guanyin, aka the Goddess of Compassion, Kindness, and Mercy in legends. However, her killing intent contrasted with her sacred-like appearance.

That was not Guanyin. Instead, she simply took her appearance while her mind was filled with murderous intent and hatred.

But as Houtu tried to unleash her unrestrained sage's Providence Laws, an orange cat shapeshifted into a black giant Cathulhu with three eyes. The cat's mouth and cheeks split into a flower-like mouth with a hundred fangs, and a thousand small vine-like tentacles shot out from her face.

Houtu didn't sense when Mir had appeared behind her. She failed to react, and the sharp tentacles stabbed her back, arms, and legs. The green vines restrained her movements and disabled her Providence Laws.

Tlaloc didn't let this opportunity go. He transformed into a 1,000-meter tall entity and punched down. His fist slammed the silver sage!

The faceless great dao sage's expression changed as he didn't sense the feedback from his punch. Only Mir yelped and cried that her tentacles got hit by Tlaloc by an accident.

Houtu had turned into gas and escaped!

The intruder reappeared among the crowd in front of Kishin Douji and Minghe. She had reverted back to her regular human size, but her aura was still the same.

She ignored Kishin Douji and Minghe, but she sneered at Miaomiao, who was only 10 meters away from her.

"Lao Tzu is overestimating Mu-Nyang's underlings. They might have a great dao sage, but he has no actual power of the supreme law. As for you, Mao Miaomiao. You have no right to live! If you want to blame someone, blame it on yourself for joining Mu-Nyang's side."

Houtu pointed her hand toward Miaomiao, planning to checkmate the Chaos Realm Faction right away.

SWUA

Suddenly, a pair of daggers appeared out of nowhere and stabbed into Houtu's eyes.

Ma Moxi appeared like a ninja, standing behind Houtu. He pulled out a new sword, which he had gotten from the myth-grade weapon ticket!

Miaomiao wasn't the only one who had been getting stronger. Today, Ma Moxi got one of the airdrops and used the myth-grade weapon ticket. He got this new weapon for himself!

The aura of the myth-grade broadsword and Ma Moxi's Providence Qi became one. For a brief moment, the presence of Ma Moxi was the same as a sage!

"HA!"

Ma Moxi slashed at Houtu!

CLANK

The sword cut her arm, but it failed to cut through her bone!

Houtu suddenly turned around and returned the favor with a backhand punch to Ma Moxi's face.

The punch connected, dislocating Ma Moxi's jaws and crushing 50% of his teeth. Yet, Ma Moxi corrected his bearing. He rotated his body and head to soften the impact and relied on the momentum to slash her again.

CLANK

Once again, Ma Moxi's myth-grade sword failed to cut through Houtu's bones. Although it could cut through her flesh, the wounds were shallow.

PA

Houtu front-kicked the chest of Ma Moxi, sending him flying.

Fuxi and Nuwa came to help. They caught Ma Moxi and dragged him out of the battle.

The previous pair of Basilisk Daggers ejected from Houtu's eye sockets. Her eyes also regenerated and instantly recovered.

"You non-entities are nothing more but cockroaches. DIE!!"

Houtu had enough. She unleashed her ultimate move, transforming the ground into volcanic magma and engulfing everything into a sea of flame.

MUNYAAAAAA

During the split second that Ma Moxi had brought for them, Mir and Tlaloc managed to reach everyone. The unrestrained sage Cathulhu sang, sending sound waves.

The flame was instantly extinguished, and the magma field turned into black dirt.

Sensing that her skill was negated, Houtu gathered her Qi into her feet, preparing to blink and flee.

SWUA

Again, out of nowhere, a black katana pierced through her back.

Houtu ignored the strange katana and circulated her Connate Qi.

However, her Connate Qi failed to teleport her from here!

"WHAT?!"

BOOM

A hand of a purple dragonewt seized Houtu's head and pressed her face against the ground.

Not only Tlaloc and Mir were the unrestrained sages here, but another person also had the same cultivation base.

Orochi came out of his cave and suppressed Houtu!

"You guys have quite a party here," Orochi laughed even though he was not in his peak condition.

Tlaloc descended and stomped onto the back of Houtu. He injected his Qi into her dantian universe and sealed all her meridians.

But as he was inspecting Houtu's condition, Tlaloc sensed something weird, and he looked at Miaomiao while he pointed at the black katana.

"Mao Miaomiao. What the hell is your blade?"

"What?"

Miaomiao smirked and approached Houtu and the gang of sages. He patted and caressed the handle of Killer Queen, but the katana shrieked as if someone had touched her butt.

"That blade."

"Oh? Killer Queen? What about it?"

"Oh? Killer Queen?"

Tlaloc seemed to have remembered something. He stopped pursuing the matter and returned his attention to Houtu, planning to kill her.

But Miaomiao patted Tlaloc, Mir, and Orochi.

"Could you guys press her on the ground like that while I'm doing my part as the King of this place?"

The unrestrained sage trio looked at Miaomiao with a dissatisfied look on their faces, "What are you doing?"

"Doing MY THINGS."

"…"

Houtu widened her eyes and glared at Miaomiao, "BASTARD! IF YOU WANT TO KILL ME, KILL ME!"

Miaomiao gently pulled out Killer Queen, but he sliced her arms and legs off. Then, he stabbed the back of her head, sealing her to the ground.

However, Houtu was still alive. Her wounds were sealed, and no blood came out of her body.

The group of sages sensed a pattern in Miaomiao's behavior. They quickly backed away.

Miaomiao took off his pants. Then, he bit the back of Houtu's neck while he DID HIS THINGS.

Houtu wanted to scream, but no word came out of her mouth. The black katana ceaselessly stole her Connate Qi and power while she was being violated by the non-entity that she hated.

Minghe, Orochi, Tlaloc, Mir, and Ma Moxi stared at their obnoxious mental King ravishing their enemy. They were at a loss for words.

On the other hand, Kishin Douji's speechless expression slowly turned into a wide smile. He suddenly burst into laughter.

"HAHAHAHAHA!! Mao Miaomiao! Who could have thought that we are the same! Seriously, I was so blind! I was mad at you for stealing Wei Yuan from me, but I didn't notice this! Hell, had I known about your kink earlier, we would have been a gangbang friends!"

Everyone stared at Kishin Douji without hiding the disgusted look on their faces, especially Devil.

Ten minutes later, Houtu's belly was filled to the brim, and her Qi was depleted.

Miaomiao pulled it out and put back his pants. He also collected Killer Queen as Houtu was no longer a threat. However, Miaomiao stripped all of Houtu's clothes and tossed her into his dantian universe. Then, the consciousness inside the dantian dragged her into the semen stellar star for a thorough punishment.

An orb rolled out of Houtu's robes. Her spatial rings, her treasure crown, and the rainbow lotus were left behind.

While the group gazed at Miaomiao as if he was looking at a maniac, the latter reminded them of their priorities.

"Umm, I don't need protection anymore. How about you guys go and tend the injured cats for me while I'm dealing with the new prisoner and our new comrades?"

"…"

Mir nodded and rushed back to her colleagues right away.

Tlaloc turned around and returned to his cave. Orochi approached Minghe and sized up the latter before he went away.

Now, only the latecomer, aka Fuxi and Nuwa, remained by Ma Moxi's side. They kept watching Minghe and Kishin Douji while Miaomiao DID HIS THINGS in his dantian universe.

While everyone awkwardly looked at each other, Wei Yuan came down from the sect as she heard that Kishin Douji came to surrender.

Wei Yuan approached Kishin Douji right away. Without hesitation, she slapped his face and seized his neck.

"WHERE ARE MY DAMN FATHER AND MY USELESS BROTHERS!?"