You Cannot Afford To Offend My Woman
chapter-666

Chapter 666 (It's Really Tragic, No Joke)

Ye Hua, keep a good mood and don't act all aggressive in front of your wives. It's not very dignified.

"I was born in a place called the Cangluo Continent. The region there is vast, maybe the size of an empire on Earth. It's inhabited by various creatures, and I'm one of them." Ye Hua felt it was fine to say it this way. He didn't mention that he was human, which would make future explanations easier, so as not to accuse him of deceiving them.

'After all, this deity never lied.'

"Ye Hua, what about your parents?" Qing Ya asked with concern. She didn't expect her husband to have such experiences, and she had been so willful. She felt it was inappropriate.

"I don't have parents," Ye Hua chuckled self-mockingly. This time he wasn't pretending. As an undead, he crawled out of the soil as a skeleton.

But crawling out of the soil indicated that he was something before, perhaps originally a human who became undead.

So, it turned out their husband truly had no family.

Ye Hua paused and continued, "I have you and our children."

"Ye Hua~"

"Ye Hua~"

Seeing the pained expressions of his two wives, Ye Hua felt quite pleased. This was what he wanted, to see their pained expressions. It brought him great satisfaction.

"Ye Hua, did you also go through arduous cultivation?" Donghuang Baizhi softly asked.

Presumably, Donghuang Li and Ye Yan had already listened to "The Legend of the Skeleton" before, but Ye Hua didn't mind repeating it.

"Of course, no one is born a strong individual, except for Ah Li and Yan'er," Ye Hua said.

Speaking of his children, Qing Ya and Donghuang Baizhi both showed a look of maternal affection.

"After I appeared, I was constantly pursued and hunted, and it was really miserable," Ye Hua continued to play the pitiful card, hoping to make his two wives feel sorry for him. After all, they hadn't really felt sorry for him except for that one time when he pretended to be paralyzed.

As expected, when Ye Hua said this, Qing Ya and Donghuang Baizhi were on the verge of tears.

He felt so good. 'This is the rhythm. Let's bring in something more exciting.'

"It's an unavoidable matter. People tend to be jealous of those who are exceptional, so they try to eliminate them from the cradle. But I always held onto my beliefs, firmly believing that one day I would succeed and make those self-righteous individuals pay the price!"

"During the process of becoming stronger, I encountered Wei Chang and the others. They were also pitiful, abandoned, forsaken, despised, and hunted. After we got together, we formed a group, no, a team." He almost said "girl group" because he had been influenced by Yutong recently, talking about girl groups and so on.

"We became stronger together, fighting for justice!" Ye Hua believed that everyone had their own understanding of justice. For him, wiping out humanity was his justice.

And for humans, eliminating him was also their way of upholding justice. What exactly was justice? Who could say for sure?

Ye Hua's tone gradually grew somber, "But justice is not so easy to uphold. We were besieged by a group of old men!"

"They joined forces and killed us one by one. I watched as they fell, powerless to do anything. This deity truly hates them!" This time his expression was a bit deliberate but also natural.

His two wives didn't say anything, but their bodies expressed their comfort and solace.

"Fortunately, the heavens didn't let this deity die. I survived and met you, Baizhi. At that time, my emotions were unstable, so I didn't pay attention to you. Do you still resent me?" Ye Hua tightly embraced Donghuang Baizhi on his right side and asked softly.

Donghuang Baizhi finally understood the reason. It was all a misunderstanding, and he must have been emotionally unstable after experiencing such a heavy blow.

"Ye Hua, I don't blame you. Besides, aren't we together now?" Donghuang Baizhi gently supported Ye Hua's chin with her forehead, obediently and sweetly, resembling Qing Ya and Tong'er.

Ye Hua felt relieved and continued, "And then there's Qing Ya. This deity has a bad temper, easily scolds people, and even spanks your bottoms. But all of these actions are filled with love."

So, beating someone can also be described as an act of love. That's something new he learned.

Perhaps influenced by the atmosphere, Qing Ya and Donghuang Baizhi didn't refute. They even obediently said, "Yes, we know. That's why we have always accommodated you."

"Do you know what the greatest achievement of my life is?" Ye Hua asked aloud.

Qing Ya and Donghuang Baizhi raised their heads slightly and looked at their handsome husband.

"The greatest achievement of my life is not about being powerful or impressive, but meeting you both. Without you, I wouldn't know what love is. You even went through childbirth for me. I want to say, thank you for your hard work, I love you both."

Listening to her husband's heartfelt confession, Qing Ya and Donghuang Baizhi's eyes become teary.

If she remembered correctly, this was the first time Ye Hua said he loved them. This moment was truly blissful...

Ye Hua was also genuinely expressing his emotions. When the atmosphere was right, certain words naturally came out. Previously, he felt that such words were a bit fake, but now it felt quite good.

The prelude seemed to have been well set up. Ye Hua casually said, "But I am also a man. I understand that you don't want me to touch you while you're pregnant, but... you know."

Qing Ya was also troubled, comforting Ye Hua, "Wait until we give birth to this child, then I'll accompany you properly. Just endure a few more months. Baizhi will be giving birth soon, right?"

"Yes, I'll accompany you once I give birth," Donghuang Baizhi didn't expect her husband to be so pitiful. If she couldn't fulfill such a small request, she would feel too guilty.

'Damn, I, the deity, have to wait until they give birth. That means waiting for several more months. How is that possible?'

"I have a good solution. Let's take care of it first. What do you think?" Ye Hua's heart was a little excited. If it happened today, it would be absolutely amazing.

Qing Ya and Donghuang Baizhi naturally nodded. Serving their husband was their duty as wives. Even if it meant going through fire and water, they would do it.

Ye Hua whispered a few words in his wives' ears.

After hearing them, Qing Ya and Donghuang Baizhi both looked astonished and couldn't believe what they were hearing from Ye Hua.

Their husband actually asked them to do that...

"Go to hell!" Qing Ya and Donghuang Baizhi shouted in unison, immediately putting on their clothes and quickly running out, their faces blushing.

Ye Hua lay speechless on the bed. His beautiful dream was shattered. These two women changed their attitude so quickly.

'This deity merely made a small request, yet they instantly turned hostile. It made this deity feel very frustrated. It seems that the road ahead is still long. However, the sister-in-law seems more accommodating. It looks like Yutong is better. These two are just unreasonable.'

'I should go and tell Yutong about my story. She will probably serve me even better in the future, and be more attentive, and make me more comfortable.'