You Cannot Afford To Offend My Woman
chapter-686

Chapter 686 (Achieving a Clear Mind)

"Yeah, Baizhi, don't you know?" Qing Ya replied.

Donghuang Baizhi spoke in a deep voice, "But we've only encountered one instance."

Qing Yutong shook her head, "You guys, even though the world has changed, it's still the age of the internet. You're really outdated."

Ye Hua said lightly, "Let's see it."

"Alright then." Qing Yutong played the video, even providing commentary.

"This one appeared in the Era Park in Ocean City."

The video seemed to be taken by a kind-hearted person. At that time, everyone was playing, and suddenly there was a burst of dragon roars, followed by the appearance of a black coffin, just like the previous situation.

Everyone was curious and vigilant, so there were no casualties.

Ye Hua was simply curious if there was a painting inside the coffin.

As the coffin lid was opened, something eerie appeared...

It looked like a large jar, like the kind used for pickling vegetables...

As the jar fell to the ground, it instantly shattered into pieces, and water flowed everywhere...

Something strange happened. The water seemed to have a life of its own... it gradually gathered and formed a human shape!

One could clearly see the curvaceous figure.

The next second, Ye Hua's expression became bewildered.

Damn pixelation! [The video is probably pixelated.]

Motherf**ker!

Do you know what the most evil thing in this world is? It's pixelation censorship.

'This deity hadn't reached the level of being uncensored in the mind…'

This woman was indeed beautiful, not to mention her fair skin. She seemed to be made of water, a woman with an abundance of water.

Her exquisite features made people restless, her gaze was gentle, not like someone wicked.

However, the woman spoke slowly.

"I am Yue Hua, one of the Five Banners of Nanwu. It's a pleasure to be here, and I look forward to meeting you again." After saying these words, Yue Hua smiled enchantingly and disappeared.

If it weren't for the pixelation, Ye Hua would give full marks, but with that damn pixelation, he didn't feel like rating it anymore. His mood worsened.

Next, Qing Yutong played the second video and said, "Brother-in-law, this one happened in Nanyang City."

The footage seemed to be from an internet cafe, recorded by someone who was surfing the web. The roof had a large hole, and the black coffin had smashed many computers. The owner was there cursing.

Who the hell throws coffins around!

Ye Hua just wanted to know what was inside.

As the coffin was opened, Ye Hua and his wives stared at the screen.

They waited for a long time, but no one came out.

However, they heard a voice even though they couldn't see anyone.

"I am Bai Gu, one of the Five Banners of Nanwu. Prepare to welcome the return of the Banner Master!"

Then there was silence.

Qing Ya frowned and asked in confusion, "Is this... a person?"

"Sis, this should be an invisible person," Qing Yutong scolded her sister. How could she not know about this? So outdated.

But Qing Ya was puzzled. Even if someone was invisible, there should be flaws to find. But just now, that man had no flaws at all.

"This invisibility is different from the usual kind. It should be a member of a different race," Ye Hua said in a deep voice. Just like Wei Chang and the others, they possessed unique constitutions. It seemed that this invisible person was the same, completely existing in the air. As long as there was air, it seemed they were immortal!

'Truly powerful! This deity is increasingly looking forward to meeting the Banner Master!'

Donghuang Baizhi's face looked a little grim, very worried about what would happen next.

Qing Yutong continued playing, "This one happened in Long'an City."

Ye Hua calmly said, "This one skipped. We've already seen it."

"Oh, alright then."

Qing Yutong switched to another one and smiled, "This happened in the northeast."

The screen showed a ski resort, and just like the previous situations, there was the sound of dragon roars, followed by coffins falling from the sky...

But...

The coffin was heavier this time and sank directly into the snow. This made Ye Hua quite speechless. This dragon was really negligent. Not only did it bring these calamities here, but it was also so irresponsible, littering.

Ye Hua and his two wives watched the video intently.

One minute...

Five minutes...

Ten minutes...

"Is he not coming out anymore?!" Ye Hua couldn't help but shout, feeling frustrated with the suspense.

Qing Yutong smiled, "Oops, I forgot to fast forward. The climax starts at the 15-minute mark."

"Hurry up," Ye Hua said irritably, his eyes growing tired from staring.

As Qing Yutong fast-forwarded, they finally reached the main part, eagerly awaiting what was to come.

Finally, there was movement in the snow pit, and a large hand appeared in the video. Ye Hua's eyebrows tightened slightly.

It was a man... Boring...

And a burly man... Even more boring.

"Next one, next one," Ye Hua couldn't help but say. This was unbearable, too ugly...

It was so ugly that it affected their mood. Even Qing Ya and Donghuang Baizhi's faces changed. It was truly an earth-shattering level of ugliness.

It wasn't discrimination; that face was truly contorted, resembling a monster.

To make matters worse, it had limbs, especially those buck teeth... Oh my god...

With a face like that, there was no need for combat; it could just disgust the opponent to death.

Qing Yutong laughed, "Brother-in-law, wait a moment. There will be a surprise."

Ye Hua endured the pain in his heart and continued watching, still trusting Qing Yutong.

The man in the video started speaking.

"I... "

One minute passed.

"am..."

One minute passed.

"Cang..."

One minute passed.

"Kong..."

One minute passed.

"hong..."

Qing Yutong was already laughing on the side, while Qing Ya and Donghuang Baizhi had stiff expressions. There was even a drop of sweat on Ye Hua's forehead.

This was getting exasperating. They had never been so impatient before.

They just wanted to know what he was going to say, but he took five minutes to say five words. Oh my god...

'This deity doesn't want any contact with him. He could literally bore people to death.'

Qing Yutong continued to switch to the next one.

"Sis, this one happened in Zijin City."

Watching the video, it seemed to be taken at a garbage dump... The person recording was a worker.

There was still the dragon roar, and then a loud crash as the coffin fell.

After waiting for a minute, the coffin lid finally opened, and someone walked out...

Qing Ya and Donghuang Baizhi twitched at the corners of their mouths, seeming a bit scared.

Even Qing Yutong, who had seen it before, leaned closer to her sister. This was fear from a girl's perspective.

Ye Hua had never seen such a situation before.

This was clearly not a human...

It was a scarecrow, covered in yellow straw. But the most striking thing was its facial features... They were truly...

Its entire eyeball was exposed, looking terrifying to the extreme. No wonder Qing Yutong was scared. It was very horrifying.