You Cannot Afford To Offend My Woman
chapter-885

Chapter 885 (Sweet Honey, You Smile So Sweetly)

Yang Haotian immediately took out a water bottle and wiped his face.

Although he had cleaned up quite a bit, his hairstyle and clothes were still hard to look at.

Ye Zizi stood at the door in silence, wishing she could just suck the life out of this man.

"Alright, she has seen it. If you have any feelings, just confess them," Wei Chang took charge, "I'll make the decision. Just speak your mind."

Yang Haotian is now in a difficult situation. Could it be that if he doesn't love anymore, will this father-in-law kill him?

But how can he say it now? This is like dealing with a child. 'Should I, Yang Haotian, say those cheesy words? I could end up in jail.'

Ye Zizi crossed her arms, eager to see what nonsense this man could come up with. After hearing it, she might just kill him on the spot.

Yang Haotian began to ponder in his mind, considering what kind of words to use to navigate this situation.

Suddenly, Yang Haotian raised his hair, hands behind his back, as if he had transformed into a romantic expert. These actions were full of charm.

"Although I don't know your name, your figure has left an impression on my heart."

The person standing in the void lost composure.

"A person like this should be taken out and dealt with," Lie Gu coldly snorted.

"Yes, yes, he actually likes underage girls, at least three to five years younger!" Tang Wei exclaimed.

"Even saying such things to underage girls, it's disgusting," Zi Shan sneered.

At this point, Ye Zizi had goosebumps all over. She couldn't help but want to kill this man; he was just disgusting, making others laugh at her. It's unforgivable.

Yang Haotian took a deep breath and looked at Ye Zizi affectionately, saying,

"In hills, the trees so tall and grand,

With branches reaching, a wooded land.

My heart delights in thoughts of you,

Yet you, dear, remain unaware, it's true."

[It is from the poem Jìng Yè Sī, written by Li Bai, a famous poet from the Tang Dynasty in China. Originally the poem didn't rhyme, so I had to take matters in my own hand. Here's the original: The mountain has wood, the wood has branches. My heart is pleased with you, but you don't know!]

Everyone: "..."

Ye Zizi froze, then shouted, "I don't understand, speak human language!"

Yang Haotian was taken aback, then adjusted his mindset: "I!"

"I like you!"

Ye Zizi and Kai Yun were both shocked.

Wei Chang also didn't expect this. This guy is something.

People in the void were shocked. This cheesy pickup line was so tacky, but it seemed effective.

Look at Ye Zizi, she's been stunned.

But it wasn't over!

Yang Haotian rolled up his sleeves, revealing words carved on his arm, still bleeding.

"Although I don't know your name, I've chosen a name myself: Shuang'er."

Everyone was shocked again. Damn, an English name, and Shuang'er at that. What the hell, so disgusting. [English because the text is in english.]

Look at the blood on his arm, did he just carve it now?

Ye Zizi trembled all over, not from being touched, but from being angry.

Standing at the void, Kai Yun had a dreamy expression, "Wow, such a romantic man! He even carved your name on his arm."

Ye Zizi couldn't stand it and slapped the air, "Shameless!"

A crisp sound.

Yang Haotian was directly slapped away, stuck on the wall, unable to get himself off.

After a while, Yang Haotian finally managed to pull himself off the wall, silently cursing the fierceness of this little girl.

It seems he needs to pull out a killer move!

Yang Haotian wiped away a nosebleed and shouted loudly, "You're right! I am shameless!"

Now everyone is curious about what Yang Haotian is going to say, watching as the Gorefiend continues to film, turning it into a documentary.

"Since the day I saw you on the street, everything I've done has been to get closer to you! Even though I know I'll die tonight, I still want to see you. Even if I die, it's worth it!" After saying this, Yang Haotian once again looked up at the sky at a 45-degree angle, as if this was the only way to keep the tears from flowing.

Suddenly! A song echoed in the sky.

"Sweet Honey, you smile so sweetly…" [This popular Mandarin song was written by Chen Dieyi and composed by Yuming Guo. It has been performed by various artists, but one of the most famous renditions is by the legendary Hong Kong singer Teresa Teng. The song is known for its sweet and romantic lyrics and has become a classic in Chinese music.]

'Who put on this background music?' Ye Zizi felt like she was about to lose control!

However, Yang Haotian seized the opportunity and said again, "Hit me, wake me up, call me out of this illusory dream."

Ye Zizi exploded, determined to beat this man to a pulp!

Seeing Ye Zizi about to explode, Yang Haotian quickly said, "No, no, no, no, no, no, no!!! Don't wake me up."

Everyone heard this, paused for a moment, and then burst into laughter. Damn! This guy is a talent! Even Wei Chang looked dumbfounded.

Ye Zizi's fist was already on Yang Haotian's forehead, and he was scared into changing his tune immediately.

"Don't wake me up, let me stay in this dream full of love. Even if you kill me today, at least you've touched my body, and you've become a part of my life~"

Everyone: "..."

Such a talent is truly rare. Look at Ye Zizi's expression, twisted with madness and craziness.

Yang Haotian looked at Ye Zizi as if asking, "Aren't you moved yet?"

Normally, with such sweet words, girls would throw themselves into his arms begging for love.

Ye Zizi's chest heaved, and she said coldly, "Continue!"

"Sweet Honey, you smile so sweetly…"

Ye Zizi wished she could chop off the person playing this background music!

Yang Haotian blinked, appearing confused, not sure if he was right or wrong.

"I came here just to see you again. I want to tell you with my life that I have loved~"

Ye Zizi's expression became particularly abnormal.

Terrified, Yang Haotian quickly changed his tune, "Let's just stay quietly like this, enjoying this moment of beauty. Look, the moon tonight is so round."

Everyone looked into the black night, a pitch-black scene...

"No one moves, whoever moves loses!"

People thought this guy was not bad. When they saw Ye Zizi about to kill him, he actually said such words.

However, reality was different.

"I lost, I moved first, my heart moved..."

Damn!

The subordinates felt like they had learned a new trick; this guy was simply a master at flirting.

Or maybe his survival instinct was just too strong.

"Together! Together! Together!"

No one knew who started it, but they began to cheer.

Even Kai Yun joined in the shouting.

Ye Zizi looked at Yang Haotian with cold eyes, her fist emanating a terrifying aura.

This made Yang Haotian swallow hard.

"Wait! I have something else to say!"

"Speak!" Ye Zizi felt more furious than she had ever been; this man had truly angered her.

"Shuang'er~"

"Speak human language!"

Yang Haotian was a bit hesitant, then said in a low voice, "I have a lot of things to say. Actually, I left something on your body."

"Your heart?" Ye Zizi asked coldly.

"You even know that. It seems we have a telepathic connection."

"Get lost!"

"Alright, can I take my heart back? Since we have no future, let me take it back." Yang Haotian felt it was about time to get the red envelope and run; everything here was a monster.