I Might Be A Fake Cultivator
chapter-1804

The Daoist Priest of the Six Paths took a quick glance at those notifications, but he didn’t think much of them.

He was busy concentrating on the environment around him. He was still burdened with his mission to kill fifty people, so time was of the essence.

However, some of the more diligent fans noticed this and began to converse spiritedly among themselves.

“Holy sh*t, this Fake Daoist Priest killed someone with his fists? I haven’t seen that in a while.”

“Streamer Dou Yu died as well? That’s my favorite streamer! And death by gas can? That doesn’t even make sense!”

“Hahaha, I’ve already taken a screenshot. I’ve got some dirt on Dou Yu now.”

“I’m more curious about who this Ne Zha Is A Noob is. Was it a coincidence or…”

“It must have been a coincidence. Killing someone with a gas can is impossible. Dou Yu must have had something to do at that time and gone AFK!”

All of the fans were still discussing spiritedly among themselves.

The Daoist Priest of the Six Paths didn’t have time to pay attention to the specific messages on the chat, but he could see that the messages were flooding in, and he became even more motivated, thinking that everyone was cheering him on. He traversed through the map and relied on his vast experience, superb awareness, and unerring aim to dominate the battlefield.

As for picking up equipment?

There was no need for that. The enemies’ equipment was his equipment.

He could just commit murder and robbery, so why would he make the effort to find equipment?

Everything progressed very smoothly and quickly. Soon, he had reached thirty kills.

The playzone began to shrink. All those outside of the playzone would be poisoned, and they would slowly have their health points sapped away until they died. Hence, the battlefield was minimized to a smaller area.

Whoosh!

Splat!

A man was struck by an arrow to the head and fell to the ground.

Ne Zha Is A Noob killed The Virgin Father with his crossbow.

“Wow! Ne Zha is awesome! He can use a crossbow like a sniper rifle,” a crisp and excited female voice sounded.

This was the voice of one of Ne Zha’s teammates.

There were four people per team, and they only had three people, so a girl named Qiqi was randomly assigned to their team. Qiqi was a Platinum-rank master, and she lamented her ill-fortune when she saw her three Bronze-rank teammates.

She was then greeted by the sight of three god-like players dominating the battlefield with all types of bizarre weapons. She came to the realization then that she had encountered experts far more adept than her!

She thought she would get screwed over by them, but she was getting carried instead!

Within a certain mansion in the Hua Nation.

A young woman about sixteen or seventeen years of age wearing a set of loose, teddy bear pajamas sat on her bed with her legs crossed. She was quickly following three god-like players on the holographic screen before her with excitement shimmering in her eyes.

“Wow! Big Boss Fake Daoist Priest is so awesome as well! You’ve already racked up twelve kills. You’re only behind Six Paths on kill counts!” the young girl cheered in her crisp voice.

She was none other than Qiqi, who had been assigned to the same team as An Lin and the others.

“That’s nothing! Watch Da Bai outstrip this Fake Daoist Priest, woof!” a sly and slightly hoarse voice sounded.

“Da Bai, why do you always like to say ‘woof’? Your voice is so attractive, you should be a calm and mature man. It feels weird when you always say woof.” Qiqi giggled.

“I’m a dog, so why can’t I say woof? Woof!” Da Bai Is Very Pure responded.

Qiqi laughed. “Is this a new trend? Meow!”

Thus, there was a dog and a cat on the team.

Before they knew it, there were only about a dozen people left on the battlefield.

The Daoist Priest of the Six Paths’ expression became a little grave as he looked at his kill count of forty-one.

“There are some really good players in this round, and they’ve stolen a lot of kills. I have to hurry up.” He relinquished his plan to play it safe and began taking more risks.

His three teammates covered him as he sped up in his killing spree.

Whoosh!

At this moment, an arrow suddenly hurtled through the air.

One of the teammates didn’t even get a chance to react before the arrow punctured his head.

“Holy f*ck!” The other three members of the team were given a massive fright.

The Daoist Priest of the Six Paths reacted most quickly and instantly used his sense of hearing to determine the location of the enemy. He immediately turned and captured a black shadow in the distance with his sniper scope before pulling the trigger!

His motions were extremely smooth and rehearsed, to the point that it took him less than a second to track down his enemy, aim, then fire off the shot.

Bam! Bam! Bam!

Blood gushed forth from his enemy, but they managed to hide behind a large lorry and were not killed.

“Damn!” The Daoist Priest of the Six Paths gritted his teeth and hid behind a wall as he looked at his fallen comrade. “How the hell can they snipe someone with a crossbow from such a huge distance?!”

He was feeling very depressed that his enemy was able to kill one of his teammates using a crossbow, but he was unable to kill the enemy in retaliation.

At this moment, more messages flooded in.

This was all because of the shocking notification that stated that Ne Zha Is A Noob had killed Little Luoluo with a crossbow.

Fake Daoist Priest, Da Bai Is Very Pure, and Ne Zha Is A Noob had become extremely familiar to the audience of the stream, for no reason other than the fact that they were extremely proficient players and were always killing enemies with a series of bizarre weapons.

“This is definitely a team with three gods!”

“All four team members could be gods! One of them could be a secret weapon who’s hiding and saving themselves for later!”

“Six Paths, you’ve got to make an extra effort to reach your target of fifty kills!”

“This is going to be fun, haha! Didn’t someone say they would eat their own sh*t while doing a handstand if the target of fifty kills couldn’t be reached? You’ve got a chance to fulfill your sh*t-eating fantasies now!”

Thus, the battle between the two premier teams on the battlefield ensued.

Qiqi was getting very excited.

“My God, we’re fighting the Six Paths Sniper God! How exciting!” Qiqi was squealing with delight.

“Is the Six Paths Sniper God good?” Fake Daoist Priest asked.

“What the f*ck?! You don’t know who the Six Paths Sniper God is?” Qiqi was shocked, but she still offered an explanation, “He’s the best PUBG player in the world and is a master of all guns! I watch his streams sometimes, and he’s an absolute god! How could you not know of him?”

“Heh, only a big fish can hurt me.” Ne Zha Is A Noob smiled.

Fake Daoist Priest: “I’m getting excited!”

“Let me teach him a lesson, woof!” Da Bai Is Very Pure put on a sly smile before throwing a smoke grenade toward where the Daoist Priest of the Six Paths was hiding.

Boom!

White smoke erupted forth, obscuring the enemies’ view.

“Charge!” Qiqi yelled as she rushed out from behind the lorry.

Bam!

A gunshot sounded.

Qiqi fell back onto the ground.

A notification popped up on the lower left corner.

[Six Paths has killed Qiqi with a Dragon Falcon Sniper Rifle.]