I Might Be A Fake Cultivator
chapter-1805

Within a warm and inviting mansion.

A young girl’s eyes widened as she stared blankly at the dark screen before her, unable to come to her senses.

“My God, how did I just die?”

She didn’t even see how she had died!

Fake Daoist Priest: “The enemy has already shifted locations and was not affected by the smoke grenade. From the sound of the gunshot, it appears that he’s on the third level of that building. You were too impulsive, Qiqi.”

Qiqi pouted. “Alright, I’ll leave it to you guys to turn the tables then. If you can kill Six Paths, perhaps you’ll all become famous overnight in the gaming world.”

Fake Daoist Priest: “Hehe, failure is not a word that can be found in my dictionary.”

Ne Zha Is A Noob: “The name of Ne Zha will be renowned throughout the entire PUBG game!”

Qiqi chortled with mirth. “Haha, you guys are hilarious!”

After she was killed, she began to spectate the three other god-like members of her team.

At this moment, the Daoist Priest of the Six Paths’ stream was in an uproar once again.

“It’s here, Six Paths’ Dragon Falcon Sniper Rifle! This is the weapon he’s the most proficient at using!”

“With the Dragon Falcon Sniper Rifle in hand, Six Paths is invincible.”

“This round is in the bag!”

“Six Paths is a sniping god even among Grandmasters. Under normal circumstances, he wouldn’t even be bothered to bring out this rifle. Looks like he’s getting serious now!”

The trajectories of the bullets fired from sniper rifles during this game were influenced by various factors that required judgment and adjustment. Normal players wouldn’t be able to control a weapon like this, but Six Paths used the rifle as if it were an extension of his own body.

The Daoist Priest of the Six Paths smiled as he looked down from the window of a room on the third floor. “Experience horror and despair, mortals!”

The playzone was shrinking with this city at its center. His two teammates were standing guard just inside the front entrance to the house while he sniped from within the room. This was an ideal setup.

At this moment, behind the lorry.

An Lin, Ne Zha, and Da Bai were discussing tactics.

“There’s a sniper among the enemy team who can kill us as soon as we reveal ourselves. What do we do? Woof!” Da Bai Is Very Pure was a little distressed.

“We wait! We’ll wait until they get impatient.” Ne Zha Is A Noob responded, “We can’t kill them, but they can’t hurt us either! We need to make sure to keep our cool at times like this.”

Fake Daoist Priest waved his frying pan in the air. “I feel like we should just get out there and fight them.”

“Don’t do that! Are you insane? I know your frying pan is really badass and can block bullets, but bullets from the Dragon Falcon Sniper Rifle have insane penetrative power, you won’t be able to block them!” Qiqi yelled in a panicked voice.

“Oh? The noob is still around?” Fake Daoist Priest was a little surprised.

Qiqi almost stripped off her teddy bear pajamas in rage. “That’s going too far, Fake Daoist Priest! I’m no noob, I’m a Platinum-rank powerful being!”

“Er… Platinum-rank powerful being? I don’t think you even racked up a single kill. You’ve just been following us this entire time,” Fake Daoist Priest remarked.

Qiqi was on the verge of tears. “That’s all because you guys are way too fast! The enemies are all dead before I could even react…”

“Alright, let’s not waste time on this topic. I just want to ask you why you’re so adamant that my frying pan won’t be able to block his sniper rifle bullets.” Fake Daoist Priest was supremely confident in his frying pan.

Qiqi’s eyes widened. “Isn’t that common knowledge? Everyone who has played this game would know about this! It’s not like this is your first time playing this game!”

Fake Daoist Priest: “But this IS our first time playing this game.”

“Yeah,” Ne Zha Is A Noob chimed in.

Qiqi: “Hehe.”

She was not going to believe them. If this was their first time playing this game, she would strip down until she was completely naked and streak through the streets.

Qiqi’s words provided a reminder to An Lin that the frying pan in his hands wasn’t indestructible like the Chaotic Frying Pan he had in real life.

Thus, an impasse ensued.

Bam!

Another gunshot sounded.

[System notification:

[Six Paths has killed Kill Me And I’m A Pig with a Dragon Falcon Sniper Rifle.]

“Gasp…” Everyone drew a sharp intake of breath.

They were in an intense impasse, and Six Paths still had the heart to go sniping others?

Thus, only six people remained on the battlefield, which was exactly the number of the two remaining teams.

The Daoist Priest of the Six Paths climbed onto the rooftop, and a smile appeared on his face. “So they’re hiding behind that lorry? And they poke out a frying pan from time to time to try and lure me into wasting my bullets? How naive! Let me show you why they call me the Sniper God.

“There are only seven bullets left, but that’s enough!”

He ignored the frying pan that poked out from time to time. Instead, he aimed at a certain spot beneath the lorry before pulling the trigger.

Bam!

The bullet flew through the air, tearing through the lorry before crashing into a certain hard object within that it was unable to penetrate through. However, the lorry still began to tremor violently.

“This…”

The fans watching the stream all faltered upon seeing this.

“Could it be that Six Paths is trying to…”

Not only did the fans catch onto what he was trying to do, even An Lin, who was playing this game for the first time, thought of a certain possibility, and he immediately yelled, “Run!”

Bam!

Another bullet shot through the air, passing through the hole that had just been made in the lorry with unerring accuracy. In the next instant, a massive explosion erupted.

Boom!

The lorry suddenly exploded, and flames swept forth alongside raging shockwaves.

[System notification: Six Paths has killed Da Bai Is Very Pure with a lorry.]

“What the f*ck?!” Da Bai stuck out his tongue with a shocked expression. “I’m dead?”

“Oh my God! This is a vehicle detonation skill!” Qiqi exclaimed, “It requires bullets with extreme penetrative power shot with incredible accuracy toward the energy core within the lorry. Furthermore, one bullet has to pave the way by destroying the defensive barrier around the energy core before a second bullet can gain access!”

“This type of vehicle detonation is extraordinarily difficult to accomplish! Who would have thought that I would be able to witness the Six Paths’ vehicle detonation prowess during my lifetime!” Qiqi yelled with excitement.

Fake Daoist Priest’s expression darkened. “During your lifetime my a*se! You’re already dead! Whose side are you on anyway?”

Qiqi faltered upon hearing this, and she chuckled sheepishly as she scratched her head. “Sorry, I… I got too excited just then…”

Fake Daoist Priest and Ne Zha Is A Noob were only injured by the explosion. They managed to run away quickly enough, and the explosion provided cover for them as they quickly ran into another building, creating a straight line between themselves and where the Six Paths was located.

The Six Paths ignored all of the fans cheering him on in the stream and concentrated solely on the movements of his enemies. Thus, he naturally also noticed that Fake Daoist Priest and Ne Zha had run into that building.

“Very good reaction speed. However, I still have five bullets, and it’s more than enough to take care of you two… I’m going to be the last man standing!”